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	coyotegirl 2003-12-26 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Ergh. I think she's wanky and pretentious. Please take notice, madame yuki_onna; talking down to people and blathering on about how brave and intelligent you are makes people a) get offended or b)snicker behind their hands. Brave and intelligent people don't need to point it out. It just shows. (Reply to this)

	mirabellawotr 2003-12-26 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I vote for wanky. Really, satire isn't rocket science; if the majority of people don't get that it's satire without you having to go around earnestly pointing it out to them, you haven't done it right. Especially if, um, a large percentage of the people who don't get it seem to be members of your community. (Reply to this)

musette
2003-12-26 01:02 am UTC (link)

I'm beginning to think the girl is wanky when she breathes. I mean honestly, wouldn't anyone with any sense realize that starting a community like that is inevitably going to lead to some people not finding it funny? It's the risk you take for god's sake, get the fuck over yourself. If ever hear anything from her that doesn't make my "pretentious, humourless bitch" meter go off I may die of shock.

Merry Wankmas all!

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	gairid 2003-12-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	(quote from glume) "And I found your community a while ago, long before the highly tense fandom_wankers did, and I thought it was funny." amused at being called 'highly tense' (Reply to this)(Thread)

	yadda 2003-12-26 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Highly tense!? HIGHLY TENSE!?! Where does she get off- What does she- She doesn't even know- Arg, it makes me so mad! twitch God, I need a vacation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-12-26 04:36 am UTC (link)
	YOU NEED MORE COFFEE, GODDAMMIT! DRINK YOUR COFFEE! DRINK MORE! MORE MORE MORE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	schoenschoen 2003-12-26 05:56 am UTC (link)
	leaves pot of extra-strength Dubai Crack Tea and leaves before anyone notices XD XD XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maev_connacht 2003-12-26 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	downs crack tea Fucking twatmongering penile infectious slutgasm! The next thing you know, they'll be saying we fucking swear a lot. Asswhores. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-12-27 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh honey, that's just the infectious herpes talking. You don't seriously think those tiny-clitted, dog-rimming scrotes would ever dare express such calumny. And quit bogarting the tea, you Denny's parking lot hooor. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yadda 2003-12-26 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Coffee?!? Screw coffee and it's wimpy-ass caffine! WHERE ARE MY GODDAMNED AMPHETAMINES DAMMIT?! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2003-12-26 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Highly tense? The tell a woman with four swords and two daggers highly tense? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-12-26 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I have to say, I didn't think she was being that wanky. cringes Don't hit me! Shecameacrossasactuallyquitenice. Kthxbye. Before everyone jumps down my throat. kenovay on LJ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	necronomist 2003-12-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
	No smacking here, I just think if she kept to 'Guys, it was a joke," I'd be more sympathetic. The constant reirations of the theme, the admission that some of her own members didn't get the joke, etc, makes me unimpressed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2003-12-26 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Wanky. Annoying. Worse, the sort of person who can't tell a joke well, then blames her poor reception on others' failure to Get It. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	esorlehcar 2003-12-26 04:10 am UTC (link)
	As always, Ann hits the nail on the head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-12-26 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Hitting stuff is fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-12-26 05:28 am UTC (link)
	May I build a shrine to you? I think you've earned it. Oh and the Nabiki person on Metaquotes, sing it sistah! You rock! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-12-26 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Dude, if you want to deal with the Zoning Commission, go nuts. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Oooh, like it? nabiki_gmyw 2003-12-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Somebody appreciates my wank! tears of joy Thank you, thank you...! See? They're not the only ones who can use profound stuff as wank-ammo... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yadda 2003-12-26 03:52 am UTC (link)
	This post is my favorite. First, she posts complaining about idiots who blather on about their own acheivments... then, she jumps at the opportunity to announce to everyone that she graduated early. (Reply to this)

amand_r
2003-12-26 05:12 am UTC (link)

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	mirabellawotr 2003-12-26 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Do not mock the combat knife. The combat knife is a mighty weapon in the cause of righteousness. Properly wielded, it will shear the wank right off at the source. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: amand_r 2003-12-26 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Ah, too true, too true. All bow to the mighty Wesker and his wank-shearing abilities. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2003-12-26 07:27 am UTC (link)
	I perfer the Batlith when it comes to a weapon of righteousness...no wait...I'm thinking of the cuase of evil. Sorry. As you were. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2003-12-26 06:33 am UTC (link)

Dude, the wank is so deep and thick I had to get hip waders and slog through to the switch and turn the valve. But then I realized that I had left the valve handle in the other item box with the shotgun, so I had to go BACK through the zombie room to get it, and all I was armed with was a combat knife and three green herbs.

I was halfway there when I realized that I'd been playing too much Resident Evil.

May I just say that I love you for that? (Personally, I'm about thisclose to breaking my Code Veronica game over my knee and sacrificing it to Alexia Ashford in hopes it will all stop pissing me off.)

-Alexa (random_chick on LJ)

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	Re: amand_r 2003-12-26 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, it took us...seven months of intermittent playing to beat that game. Good luck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	backfromspace 2003-12-26 08:14 am UTC (link)
	I think the Zombie Room has been underrepresented in Better Homes. I'm stuck furnishing mine with sofas intended for a Living Room, which is just ironic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lots42 2004-01-02 05:20 am UTC (link)
	OMG that's so great. RE rocks (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2003-12-26 08:55 am UTC (link)
	If it's wrong, I don't want to be right. I think "get over yourself" sums it up nicely. (Reply to this)

	tocomfortyou 2003-12-27 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Anybody who brings wank into metaquotes deserves the ban button like no other. Ssssssspoiling nice quotesss. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-12-27 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Beautifully wanky, and with snappy comebacks from the wank-baiters to boot. I refer you to: Yuki_Onna: It's Christmas. Please stop. mauralabingi: I'm an atheist. Cowboy up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-12-27 02:26 am UTC (link)
	LOL You just made my day! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2003-12-27 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Go mauralabingi, get busy! (Reply to this)(Parent)