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The Other Dubya ([info]misswindy) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-27 17:51:00


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Current mood:impressed

DAYUM, PEOPLE!
Over on LJ's Queer Eye For The Straight Guy community, mini-wanks occur all the time, but never have I seen such an instant and over-reactive flambe such as this:

Ask a stupid question, get 19 stupid answers!

*boggles*

Bitchfest much?



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[info]kijikun
2003-12-28 01:17 am UTC (link)
*laugh* now thats some fun wank!

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 03:08 am UTC (link)
Isn't it grand? Bonus: I just checked back, and now the people who flamed the girl who asked the dumb question are getting flamed right back by several people. It's like a grand spiral of wank!

*impales S'mores on stick and commences roasting*

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[info]crickets
2003-12-28 08:00 pm UTC (link)
OT: I will never get tired of the Pee Wee nun icon. It cracks me up every time.

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Heeeeee! Thank you!!!

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[info]morganya
2003-12-28 02:55 am UTC (link)
Awww. I like it. It's cute.

My favorite is still the deleted flame, "May Goddess Kylie strap you to wicker furniture and make you watch the Man Show while Celine Dion sings in the background," but this one warms the cockles of my soul.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-28 04:18 am UTC (link)
"May Goddess Kylie strap you to wicker furniture and make you watch the Man Show while Celine Dion sings in the background,"

That's not a flame! That's just a case of tough love!

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-12-28 04:34 am UTC (link)
That was the most pointless wank ever. How did it start? Why did it happen? Who knows. I love that self-proclaimed "bitch" who, um, really kind of sucked. And also made the lamest comebacks known to man.

Ooh, oh no, attack of the anonymous stalker! Yikes! Let me cower and cringe in fear! I shake in my boots! Look how they shake!

*snickers* Wow, that's just BAD.

And isn't there a law against using that terrible internet=special Olympics comparison?

Steph

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-28 04:56 am UTC (link)
I think so..if not there needs to be one.

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 05:51 am UTC (link)
isn't there a law against using that terrible internet=special Olympics comparison?

I'm with [info]kijikun... if there isn't, there needs to be one. I have an autistic 6yo son, who isn't retarded but still cognitively disabled, and I've always really, really hated that saying.

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-28 06:02 am UTC (link)
I dont think that saying was funny the first time it was used.

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[info]coyotegirl
2003-12-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
That picture brought me over here, actually. I made the mistake of telling a troll I didn't like that picture. It immediately found several more nasty images for me. Eventually the whole thing got wanked, and a friend pointed me over here...

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Well, there you go, good sometimes comes of not-so-good things. I just remember seeing that picture and thinking, that's someone's child there, and it turned ugly a moment of happiness for a family that probably struggles a whole hell of a lot every day. It just made me *sad.*

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[info]coyotegirl
2003-12-28 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I said something along the lines of "That kid's really happy. Using him to insult people is an insult to him." Unfortunately, trolls like it when people respond. -.-

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-30 12:34 am UTC (link)
What picture is this you speak of?

I spent my summer working at a camp for disabled people. 'Retard' jokes were never funny to begin with, but now I am completely against anyone who uses them.

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[info]coyotegirl
2003-12-30 12:49 am UTC (link)
It's a picture of a mentally disabled kid winning a race at the special olympics - really a very g ood picture. He looks thrilled and proud of himself. Some asshole took that pic and added text saying "Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded." It pops up now and then in flamewars. I hate it.

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[info]rann
2003-12-28 05:14 am UTC (link)
There is, but I'm loathe to look it up as my quoting Jurisimprudence laws apparently means I take them absolutely seriously. ~.~ *mutter*

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 05:55 am UTC (link)
That was the most pointless wank ever. How did it start? Why did it happen?

Apparently someone asked a poorly worded question about whether the QEFTSG Marathon that Bravo is having will be 9 one-hour episodes of the show (the kind that Bravo airs) or 18 half-hour episodes (the kind that NBC airs). The person also meant to ask if they would be different episodes or if Bravo would repeat any episodes during the marathon, which MAY look like a dumb question, but as at least one person pointed out in the flamewar, Bravo has aired the same QEFTSG episode twice in one marathon before, so it's not like the question was totally baseless.

At least, I THINK that's what it's about... hard to tell because nobody makes any sense.

I love that self-proclaimed "bitch" who, um, really kind of sucked. And also made the lamest comebacks known to man.

I read her wankery and immediately thought: She needs a lot more bitch-practice before she measures up to any of us. =)

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[info]nekoneko
2003-12-28 06:17 am UTC (link)
And isn't there a law against using that terrible internet=special Olympics comparison?

Why, yes, there is. ^_^ It's Neko's Law. I'm not quite sure where the post is, but I pasted into my info because it makes my ego grow ten times larger! because I'm a dork like that.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-28 06:27 am UTC (link)
I keep imagining an Arnold Schwarzeneggar kind of voice saying the lines on your icon.

It scares me.

~Random Anon

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tocomfortyou
2003-12-28 05:07 am UTC (link)
I love that! It's an introduction to wank for anybody not yet clear on the concept:

1) Say something stupid
2) Get stupid replies
3) Yell at the asshats
4) Get yelled at by the asshats
5) Voice of Reason enters with sensible solution
6) Asshats, OP ignore VoR

It's like a pie chart, only better!

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[info]rikoshi
2003-12-28 07:14 am UTC (link)
Wow. After reading that, I actually went and reached for a towel, because I could have sworn that somebody had ejaculated all over my face in the aftermath of that wank...

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-28 09:47 am UTC (link)
Good GOD, am I glad I missed that. I might have ended up involving myself in the wank, and that would be Very Bad.

Then again, I doubt the intelligence of half of the people in that community, and they ALL know it.

Love and Commercialization;

Houie

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-28 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Houie! You're here! Why did you go? Why did you leave us???

I miss you very, very much. Please come back.

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[info]norabombay
2003-12-29 02:57 am UTC (link)
I gots tons of journalfens codes. Let me know ifyou want one.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
*paws screen*

This offer still valid? Would be much oblidged, and even friend you. :)

I want to join fandom_wank, instead of lurk.

-Anu
http://www.livejournal.com/users/anuanu/

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[info]ladyrogue
2003-12-28 10:53 am UTC (link)
Wow...and here I thought the HP fandom was the undisputed champion of pointless wankery! XD

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure they still are. Though this wank was TEH FUNNEH, I still don't think any of it is as vast and wondrous as the many sagas of... say... CC or Aja.

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, don't worry, HP fen, y'all are still the Wankiest of the Wanky! Us QueerEye fen can't even hope to come close... although QAF fen are working hard to catch up... =)

Irrelevant squee moment: I just found out the web site I run is now listed second on the Bravo QEFTSG official web site's fan site recommendations. Eeeeeee.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-28 08:41 pm UTC (link)
That's great news, Miss Windy!

Also... erm... are you no longer on Livejournal, MW? And... is there a reason why not? 'Cause... I kinda used to be a lurker on your site and I sorta miss your rants on American Idol and Smallville and I was wondering if there was a place where I could go to get a daily slice of your writing now and then... ::blusH::

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[info]misswindy
2003-12-28 09:13 pm UTC (link)
are you no longer on Livejournal, MW? And... is there a reason why not?

Yeah, there is... don't worry, it was totally fandom-drama-free. It's just that I have way, way too much on my plate. I maintain 2 actors' web sites, which I really enjoy but can be very timeconsuming (thankfully neither of them are all that famous!) and moderate for the Kryptonsite boards, and also maintain, edit and write for PanFandom.com. On top of this, I run my own home business and am the sole caregiver for my 5yo son, who is autistic, and whom I homeschool. Starting to see why yet? :D I just am in the process of cutting out everything unnecessary in life and reprioritizing in a major way, and it became increasingly obvious that LiveJournal, among other things, just had to go. I tried "cutting down" but it didn't help. I had something like 195 people friended, all of whom I legitimately like and didn't want to get rid of, and it would take me at least an hour and a half per day to get through my FL every single day, if not more. And another hour updating, and usually at least an hour per post responding to comments. I just couldn't take it anymore!!! And that was just 3+ hours per day that I didn't have to spare.

'Cause... I kinda used to be a lurker on your site and I sorta miss your rants on American Idol and Smallville

That's so sweet of you to say!! =)

I was wondering if there was a place where I could go to get a daily slice of your writing now and then... ::blusH::

LOL Thank you so much... actually there is!! I write for and post all over PanFandom almost daily, and I'm the person covering American Idol this upcoming season, so I'll be recapping and reviewing every episode. But I've also written articles for QEFTSG, Other TV, and most recently, pop music.

Right now I'm gearing up to start obsessing about AI again in a major, major way. Have you seen the Season 3 commercials? Pen salesman!!! *dies*

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-30 02:48 am UTC (link)
Wow... that was a lot on your plate. Sad as it is to say, the LJ probably had to go.

And it's damn exciting to hear you're going to recap new episodes of American Idol! Previously, all I had to look forward to was Shack, TWoP's resident infante terrible. Ugh. At least you can muster up tons of enthusiasm for your material. The concept of being happy and looking forward to his work just seems to elude that guy...

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wow
(Anonymous)
2003-12-31 06:45 am UTC (link)
This is the dumbest. Wank. EVER.

Fandom-wank should hand out awards. Seriously.

-nightwalker on LJ

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