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Travis ([info]kyuuketsukirui) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-04-01 22:40:00
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Current music:Flame - All Right! All Right!

Chicago wank!
"This morning... Catherine Zeta-Jones died today in childbirth."

"You know why it's not funny? Because dying during childbirth is a TRAGEDY. So fucking what if people die every day!?! My first child was born over 2 mos early, and I died on the table during her birth. Only by sheer luck and medical skill were they able to save me and my daughter."

"It's not SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! April Fools day is not about laughing and saying FUNNY things. It's about TRICKING people; playing tricks or saying "mean" things to scare/annoy/shock people."

And so on.

...And hee! My first wank.

Grace


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