HP BNF Deathmatch itself has been remarkably low on wank. The real wank is found in the periphery. An argument breaks out when Anon suggests that Meghanjinx fill the spot of a BNF who requested she be removed from the game. This quickly devolves into a cat fight that eventually includes icon wank and several heated discussions about the etiquette of bitchery.

"She's a girl who, every other week, slices into herself because of someone saying something bad about her in the fandom. She has been wanked several times, has TWO VSDs to her name, more than Cassie Clair, and is popular with the seventh to eighth graders."

"And she steals icons from others as well. Her layout on her LJ is an exact replica of Bellatricks' old one. I was on her friendslist before.

And so on.