funkyhelix
2003-12-31 03:23 pm UTC (link)

I only want to be a BNF if that means there are minions to ~~give me lap dances~~bring me coffee.

But seriously, how did I become a BNF in F_W outside of some people's inherent desire to see me dropped into a cage?

	workingslacker 2003-12-31 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	~~Yes, master~~ ~~shatner dances~~ If you can find someone around here to work a cappucino machine, I'll take a double no-fat latte. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	phosfate 2003-12-31 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it, cher. Just enjoy the carnage. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	sajasma 2003-12-31 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	And don't worry, if you lose, you can always use an intellicock to revive yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

mrsparkle
2003-12-31 03:47 pm UTC (link)

Awww. I was so hoping for a

mrsparkle/thexhibitionist Team Kill. Or we could duke it out with each other and see who would be wankiest. I will vote for the ones I recognise, though, because there is just too much splooge to go around not to share the splurting. *walks calmly but quickly to the Elevator of Doom and presses Wank Match*

...I'm wanking on the wank of a meta-wank wank-system! Word. *unleashes pack of random hyenas*

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	raisedbyhyenas 2003-12-31 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, knock it off! I'm digesting a kill here! URRRRRP (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-12-31 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	spittake (Reply to this)

	mirabellawotr 2003-12-31 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Whee! (Reply to this)

	allen 2003-12-31 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Like, I totally have to vote for my minion. renjenri all the way! (Reply to this)

	ipomoea 2003-12-31 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	OMF hahahahaha! In-house wank! Excellent. (Reply to this)

	wizzard 2003-12-31 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know where you live and I'm coming to kill you for pitting me against embitca. Heh, okay, not really. I will be slaughtered! Hell, even I would vote for embitca. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	misswindy 2003-12-31 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Huh? Where are you pitted against embitca? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Whee! miracalix 2003-12-31 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Am minion, will vote for you! Damn, these deathmatches have got some tough draws. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	misswindy 2003-12-31 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Also, fie on you for not listing deeablo!! (Reply to this)

	morganya 2003-12-31 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Um. I'm a FW_BNF? Buh? I mean, I mean...QUAKE BEFORE ME, MINIONS! QUAKE, I SAID! C'mon, just a little bit of quaking? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	backfromspace 2003-12-31 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, except by "you demanded it" you should probably say "because backfromspace is the smartest person ever omg." (Reply to this)

	anu 2004-01-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Yay! Another Deathmatch I'm not listed in/on. XD!! YAY! YAY! Sometimes it pays to be new. looks suave (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	musette 2004-01-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
	::whines:: But I don't have enough minions for this! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	mariagoner 2004-01-01 02:59 am UTC (link)
	...Aww. I'm not a BNF. Is anyone up for some cuddling? 'Cause this is as good an excuse as any for some soothing sympathy sex. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	mariagoner 2004-01-01 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and one more thing. Where is Stormfreak? She's a classic Fandom Wank BNF! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	veuki 2004-01-01 05:52 am UTC (link)
	biichan! Following the trend of Jenn Abiding, I'm going to defeat my opponent by licking her to death. wags tongue Three words! Bri-ing it. (Reply to this)

	veuki 2004-01-01 05:53 am UTC (link)
	--Or I'll go out licking. It's going to be one major oralfest on my side. ;P (Reply to this)

	sorchar 2004-01-02 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	I am TEH_BNF! PH34R me! (Reply to this)

	schoenschoen 2004-01-02 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	OMG I go away for New Years, and you don't list me!? I so boycott j00! >:O (Reply to this)

	kimera 2004-01-03 07:29 am UTC (link)
	OMG LEIK I AM SO HURT U MAD THSI LIST AND DID NOT INCLDU MI!!!!!!! i shuld be on ther, even tho i m not a bnf i am not that meen and ~~ele~~ ~~ell~~ snobby. i wil delete mi jurnal then u al wil be sad!!!!!!1 bcuz u mad me do thsi!! (i think i broke my brain just typing that) (Reply to this)