Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Look Ma! Another Banner War In the Making!

Only this time, it's not related to "Buffy" in any way.

"Sadly, today, he proved himself to be a true patriot one last time. Earlier today, while tracking a terrorist threat, he was exposed to a fatal dose of radioactive plutonium. Then, late this evening, he flew a plane carrying the nuclear bomb created by these terrorists into the desert and away from the terrorists' intended target, Los Angeles. The plane detonated upon impact in an undisclosed location."

Read more of this mockbituary here.

So I'm guessing the terrorists, as of today, have officially won. [/sarcasm]