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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-01-04 22:17:00


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Current mood:Amazed
Current music:The Strokes - Automatic Stop
Entry tags:bitter so bitter, fandom: general, rape, your kink is not okay

Rape rapefic writers with knives!
I got bored a little while ago, and started plugging random things into the livejournal interests search. Being a masochist, one of the first things I tried was "Anti-RPS"

Via this search, I found Anti_Fandomrape, a community basically dedicated to being against everything-we-don't-like. All the major flamewars are sitting here, just WAITING...slash, RPS, chan/lolita...

And, of course, Rapefic.

The level of insanity to which Calimante (who I really, REALLY wish I could believe was JUST a crazy troll, rather than a crazy troll with "extras") takes it to is just...unique.


Why, oh why, do people seem to enjoy writing rape fiction, so much?
I have a dream. It is a wonderful dream, and one I constantly wish would be borne into reality. In this dream, all the people who write fanfiction where a character (particularly, a child character) is raped, are all rounded up...

... Placed into a large warehouse without any windows...

... Informed about what, exactly, they have done to be placed into this warehouse...

... And then raped. With knives. Perhaps we could have large robots from the 1950's doing the knife raping. They could scream things out in those 50's robot voices of theirs, like "MUST KNIFE-RAPE THE HUMANS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY SPACE-KNIFE! I AM PROGRAMMED TO PLACE KNIVES INSIDE RAPE FANFICTION WRITERS!!"

I'd like that.

After that last kris dagger is yanked out of their unmentionables (front, back, or both, whichever), the surivors (there will be many, as the goal will not be to kill them) will be given laptops, and invited to write another rape fanfiction.

I would like to believe that they would not be able to find it within themselves to begin writing. knife up the peehole will do that, I'm certain.

Who is with me on this? I very well know you are out there.



Needless to say, even people who are anti-rapefic find all this a little bit creepy. And we get probably the wordiest fuckin' wank I've seen in a LONG time. Massive blocks of text, each creepier than the last. Also, Calimante is one of those people who's FAR too fond of using big pictures in posts.

Go have a look. It just keeps getting "better", and I don't even want to guess the number of [info]jurisimprudence laws that are broken in here, or how many can be inspired by it.

And be sure to keep an eye on anti_fandomrape. Methinks that, if it's not fully dead, it'll keep providing us with joy.

ETA: No way, I think we have a tie-in...

If you look over at this post on [info]i_wank, you can read about [info]rann's run-in with a whacko, who was very anti-rapefic, had a familiar looking use of grammar and insanity, and posted as Heinrich Walker.

Now, check what Calimante has under "name" on his Livejournal profile...and, now that I check, what Heinrich Walker has as his URL on the link [info]rann provided...

ETA2: Ladies, gentlemen and assorted sockpuppets, we have LJDrama. (Thanks to [info]flutterg for the heads up.)




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[info]electricchick
2004-01-05 05:30 am UTC (link)
Knife up the what will do it? *snicker*

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(no subject) - [info]loki, 2004-01-05 05:34 am UTC
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[info]yadda
2004-01-05 05:41 am UTC (link)
*Blink Blink* That's certainly a lot of crazy.

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[info]eiviiaru
2004-01-05 05:45 am UTC (link)
This person confuses me. On one hand, all the markings on the wall are there of a troll, and it just feels like one... on the other, what the shit kind of troll would post for that much volume? How totally insane is that?

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 05:47 am UTC

[info]iczer6
2004-01-05 05:49 am UTC (link)
Well someone needs to be stabbed.

But it isn't the rapefic writers, that's for damn sure.

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[info]yadda
2004-01-05 05:50 am UTC (link)
Haha. Okay, anti_fandomrape rocks.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2004-01-06 06:25 am UTC

[info]thebratqueen
2004-01-05 05:53 am UTC (link)
So her response to rapefic is to write rapefic. Except her version stars rapefic writers, which thus takes rapefic and raises it to the level of RPS.

Thus answering the question of which post shall win this week's Irony Olympics.

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(no subject) - [info]mynxkittie, 2004-01-06 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2004-01-06 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mynxkittie, 2004-01-06 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2004-01-06 02:14 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2004-01-05 06:03 am UTC (link)
O_O

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[info]resmiranda
2004-01-05 06:22 am UTC (link)
Troll. Hopefully.

If not, I want to write Vernon/five-year-old-Harry in the comments. Because it would be educational be hilarious WOULD TEACH HER A LESSON OMG be immature and counterproductive, but you know. Hehe.

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(no subject) - [info]musette, 2004-01-05 06:30 am UTC
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Re: - [info]greekhoop, 2004-01-05 07:01 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]greekhoop, 2004-01-05 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 07:42 am UTC
Re: - [info]greekhoop, 2004-01-05 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-01-05 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-01-05 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 08:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-05 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-01-06 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alex_fen, 2004-01-05 06:45 am UTC
Words Do Not Describe
[info]thespacecat
2004-01-05 06:28 am UTC (link)
First off, I think one of the most irritating things ever is to arbitrarily capitalize every word in a sentence. At random intervals through your self-righteous rants.


Here's a good hint; if every single person you talk to disagrees with you, maybe your opinion is just wrong. Consider the possibility.

And I don't think this person is a troll, there aren't any humurous elements to the stupidity aside from the fact that it's stupid. It just strikes me as the writing of someone very self-obsessed with their own sense of righteousness.

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Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-05 06:35 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]seventy_three, 2004-01-05 06:39 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]julia, 2004-01-05 06:44 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-05 06:46 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:22 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-05 07:30 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:41 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-05 08:09 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:12 pm UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-06 02:37 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2004-01-05 06:05 pm UTC
Re: - [info]seventy_three, 2004-01-05 07:12 pm UTC
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Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:20 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - [info]thespacecat, 2004-01-05 07:35 am UTC
Re: Words Do Not Describe - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 03:49 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-05 06:33 am UTC (link)
Congratulations... you've found yourself the mother of all wanks... (although the previous Jorn Benzon thread seriously comes in a close second). Ah well... will read and weep...

Lady_M

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[info]alex_fen
2004-01-05 06:34 am UTC (link)
That is one scary motherfucking wank. I couldn't read it all because it gave me a headache, but shit... that's some scary wank right there.

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[info]mrsparkle
2004-01-05 06:39 am UTC (link)
It's amazing...if you read the journal, he's apparently jammed a bunch of coherent stuff into the insanity. Sort of.

Either this person is completely off his rocker and sailing midair toward the garbage can, or this is, beyond any shadow of a doubt, simply *THE* MOST BRILLIANT AND DEDICATED TROLL I HAVE EVER. SEEN.

HOLY FUCK.

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:47 am UTC
AND WTF IS WITH THOSE MENSTRUATION MONSTERS?!? - [info]mrsparkle, 2004-01-05 04:11 pm UTC
Re: AND WTF IS WITH THOSE MENSTRUATION MONSTERS?!? - [info]shoiryu, 2004-01-05 04:49 pm UTC
Re: AND WTF IS WITH THOSE MENSTRUATION MONSTERS?!? - [info]mrsparkle, 2004-01-05 08:34 pm UTC
Re: AND WTF IS WITH THOSE MENSTRUATION MONSTERS?!? - [info]schoenschoen, 2004-01-06 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]l_s_q, 2004-01-05 05:53 pm UTC
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[info]diamonde
2004-01-05 06:58 am UTC (link)
It's sad, but I really want to run in screaming at the top of my lungs in bolded capitals is 'Schindler's Ark was a book written by a little white boy, you stupid bitch'. If you're going to troll this comprehensively you should at least back the righteousness up with a google search, you know?

But I'm just getting smugger and smugger over having written about rape in fanfic. Not only that, I used comic book (gasp! kiddie books!) characters and wrote it from the perspective of the rapist. Ha, I get two robots AND a giant ant. And probably a warehouse to myself so I don't give the other perverts ideas.

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(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2004-01-05 05:56 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2004-01-06 03:16 am UTC
Re: Pardon my ignorance - [info]maureenlycaon, 2004-01-06 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:17 pm UTC

[info]sylvie
2004-01-05 07:00 am UTC (link)
This is another topic.. Legolas/Orlando NC-17... sounds really really hot actually. So I ducked in and asked for a link anon :D.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/anti_fandomrape/2815.html

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(no subject) - [info]seventy_three, 2004-01-05 07:16 am UTC
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allen
2004-01-05 07:05 am UTC (link)
I wonder how Eric from emotioneric.com would feel about seeing his pictures used in this fashion.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-05 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-01-05 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-05 07:17 am UTC
*GASP!* - [info]bitchbitchbitch, 2004-01-06 02:17 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-05 07:09 am UTC (link)
That is perhaps the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile. Oi!
-Tsarina

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[info]amand_r
2004-01-05 07:21 am UTC (link)
"MUST KNIFE-RAPE THE HUMANS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY SPACE-KNIFE!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! This is like, awesome. The first sentence has the nutty aroma of sherry, but the woody aftertaste of the COMPLETELY INSANE second sentence make me give it a three star rating. Full bodied but not very mellow.

I would have this wine with cheese, preferably a mild cheddar.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-05 07:22 am UTC (link)
that was actually quite impressive @_@

-Sunhawk

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[info]mpoetess
2004-01-05 07:29 am UTC (link)
That's some mighty fine trollage there.

In other news:

most disgusting harry potter slash pairing:
hermione and snape.

ew. just ew.



heeeeeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeheeheeeheeeheeeheeheeeheeheeheeh--
koff
ow
ribs hurt
seriously
ow

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[info]mariagoner
2004-01-05 07:30 am UTC (link)
Damn that bastard for sullying the fine images of Eric does an Emotion though! That page is wonderful, and that troll is using it's humorous images for TEH EVIL!

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-05 07:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-05 07:48 am UTC (link)
I read most of the conversation and was so completely disgusted. I really wanted to kill this guy by the end of it. I managed to contain my anger and made only one slightly snarky remark about his age. People like him make me want to weep for humanity.

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[info]thespacecat
2004-01-05 07:56 am UTC (link)
...Drive you mad with desire due to my awesomeness?

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tocomfortyou
2004-01-05 07:59 am UTC (link)
Either I've just witnessed a whole new breed of Troll, or my worst fears have been realized and Roseanne has spawned with John Rocker.

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[info]eyebrowofdoom
2004-01-05 08:18 am UTC (link)
I've just read the whole recent entries page of that community, and...

wall-to-wall righteous, histrionic knobs. Good God.

I once made Legolas have sex with a real tree.

I enjoy this logic:

There are some fandoms out there that do have canon incest. Generally, those don't bother me. I believe the reason is becuse [sic] that the author had intended it to be that way, whereas in fanfiction, it's just some twisted little person who thought they would pair them up for kicks.

Why is an original writer doing the same thing immune from judgement as a "twisted little person... [out for] kicks"?

And of course this raise the old chestnut of why "kicks" are bad. Evidently it's immoral to enjoy what you read -- people actually only read original fiction because they hate it.

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-01-05 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-01-05 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-01-05 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2004-01-06 06:30 am UTC
Ahem....
[info]wankprophet
2004-01-05 08:23 am UTC (link)
To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies...badly


"Let me tell you the story
Of some rapefic rants
Poor Caminante
Couldn't keep it in his pants
Cause one day he was wanking with a stick (insert own variation if you want)
And out of his wank came another rapefic...


Obscenity, that is. Sex. Yuck


[repeat tune of first verse below, cause I suck]
Well the first you know,
Caminante fails to see
The fact that his post
Is chockful of irony
Everybody else seemed oblivious as well
That Caminante wrote the rape-fic from hell...


Hades, that is. Where rapefic writers go...


[now move onto tune of second verse]
Well, the first think you know
A flame war's in the dock
Fandom_Wank says,
'This is fun to mock!
Says it's too good to be ignored
So ElJuno packed it up and brought it to the Board.


Fandom Wank, that is. Petty people. Pretty, too."


I'm pronouncing Caminante with 4 syllables, btw.

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Re: Ahem.... - [info]iris, 2004-01-05 08:27 am UTC
My firstborn has already been promised... - [info]wankprophet, 2004-01-05 10:25 am UTC
Re: My firstborn has already been promised... - [info]iris, 2004-01-05 10:51 am UTC
You know you've made it... - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-05 10:55 am UTC
Re: Ahem.... - [info]singe, 2004-01-05 07:01 pm UTC
Re: Ahem.... - [info]smo, 2004-01-05 08:35 pm UTC
Re: Ahem.... - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-01-05 10:25 pm UTC
Re: Ahem.... - [info]musette, 2004-01-06 01:05 am UTC
I am in awe..... - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-01-06 01:13 am UTC
You're insane - (Anonymous), 2004-01-10 05:01 am UTC



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