Rape rapefic writers with knives!
I got bored a little while ago, and started plugging random things into the livejournal interests search. Being a masochist, one of the first things I tried was "Anti-RPS"

Via this search, I found Anti_Fandomrape, a community basically dedicated to being against everything-we-don't-like. All the major flamewars are sitting here, just WAITING...slash, RPS, chan/lolita...

And, of course, Rapefic.

The level of insanity to which Calimante (who I really, REALLY wish I could believe was JUST a crazy troll, rather than a crazy troll with "extras") takes it to is just...unique.


Why, oh why, do people seem to enjoy writing rape fiction, so much?
I have a dream. It is a wonderful dream, and one I constantly wish would be borne into reality. In this dream, all the people who write fanfiction where a character (particularly, a child character) is raped, are all rounded up...

... Placed into a large warehouse without any windows...

... Informed about what, exactly, they have done to be placed into this warehouse...

... And then raped. With knives. Perhaps we could have large robots from the 1950's doing the knife raping. They could scream things out in those 50's robot voices of theirs, like "MUST KNIFE-RAPE THE HUMANS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY SPACE-KNIFE! I AM PROGRAMMED TO PLACE KNIVES INSIDE RAPE FANFICTION WRITERS!!"

I'd like that.

After that last kris dagger is yanked out of their unmentionables (front, back, or both, whichever), the surivors (there will be many, as the goal will not be to kill them) will be given laptops, and invited to write another rape fanfiction.

I would like to believe that they would not be able to find it within themselves to begin writing. knife up the peehole will do that, I'm certain.

Who is with me on this? I very well know you are out there.


Needless to say, even people who are anti-rapefic find all this a little bit creepy. And we get probably the wordiest fuckin' wank I've seen in a LONG time. Massive blocks of text, each creepier than the last. Also, Calimante is one of those people who's FAR too fond of using big pictures in posts.

Go have a look. It just keeps getting "better", and I don't even want to guess the number of jurisimprudence laws that are broken in here, or how many can be inspired by it.

And be sure to keep an eye on anti_fandomrape. Methinks that, if it's not fully dead, it'll keep providing us with joy.

ETA: No way, I think we have a tie-in...

If you look over at this post on i_wank, you can read about rann's run-in with a whacko, who was very anti-rapefic, had a familiar looking use of grammar and insanity, and posted as Heinrich Walker.

Now, check what Calimante has under "name" on his Livejournal profile...and, now that I check, what Heinrich Walker has as his URL on the link rann provided...

ETA2: Ladies, gentlemen and assorted sockpuppets, we have LJDrama. (Thanks to flutterg for the heads up.)