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ZorroRojo ([info]zorrorojo) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-01-06 07:28:00
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Entry tags:fandom: lotr rps, not wank

I can't believe no one has posted this!
I have no clue what the hell spawned this, but it sure is funny!

Accusations of socckpuppetry, starfucking and conspiracies! Oh My!

Go here - LOTR deathmatch stuff...

Wow -- I think I might be missing out on a lot by not paying much attention.

Thank you to fw_deathmatch for leading me to this.


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[info]l_s_q
2004-01-06 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Ah, joke wnak.

Good thing it is, really. Otherwise we'd be having to encourage esorlehcar to go to casualty and get checked out for recent head injuries.

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[info]zorrorojo
2004-01-06 03:55 pm UTC (link)
total joke wank, but much, much, much funnier than a lot of the regular wank

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[info]esorlehcar
2004-01-06 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Heh. Apparently a few people were considering doing just that...

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 04:52 pm UTC (link)
But but but... she had sex with Dom! I wonder why are people getting so upset *rolls eyes* She fucked the dude... so get over it already. All that bullshit about being a groupie and a cheap tart... if the guy offered himself to... erm... ANON... she'g prolly let him into her panties faster that you can say "get on your knees and suck me off"

*rolls eyes again*

Bah... women... can't understand them. It's a good thing i'm not lesbian.

Lady_M

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[info]kijikun
2004-01-06 08:12 pm UTC (link)
You actaully belive her?

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[info]sparcck
2004-01-06 08:58 pm UTC (link)
MORE disbelief?!

*cries*

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-06 10:07 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 10:53 pm UTC (link)
*rolls eyes* lol.. *rolls eyes* Do i actually belief her? *rolls eyes* :D I forgot that my expression can't be captured properly... LOL! Having a shag with Dom in the men's room... now i've heard everything... *goes off to weep*

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But...but... - [info]serai, 2004-01-07 10:20 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Not for Dom, no.

Orlando was is another story.

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[info]croik
2004-01-06 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Do people...actually believe other people who claim to have had sex with famous actors? This wank was confusing to me, even if it is a joke. Sounds like sparcck had sex with him and somone else wants to tell the world but anonymous person is calling them all sockpuppets...

*head goes boom*

Oh well, it was still pretty funny ^^.

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[info]smo
2004-01-06 07:40 pm UTC (link)
*l0vez0rs your icon*

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 10:30 pm UTC (link)
You see, that's the sort of thing celebrities have to deal with every day. They're human beings, dammit. They put their pants on one leg at a time and they have sexual needs just like everyone else. The world would be a much better place if all you girls would just accept that and stop expecting them to be perfect.

Face it, Briannas -- they are going to fuck you.

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Not quite what I was asking, but... - [info]croik, 2004-01-06 11:41 pm UTC
Re: Not quite what I was asking, but... - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-07 12:01 am UTC
Re: Not quite what I was asking, but... - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 07:52 pm UTC
Re: Not quite what I was asking, but... - [info]crickets, 2004-01-07 08:16 pm UTC

[info]resmiranda
2004-01-06 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm... um... just boggled. Quite confused, really. What just happened?

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[info]sagras_sister
2004-01-06 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I was also confused.

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(no subject) - allen, 2004-01-06 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-01-06 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-06 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-06 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2004-01-06 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-06 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-01-06 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-01-06 08:32 pm UTC
Re: - [info]singe, 2004-01-06 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starfish, 2004-01-06 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-07 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-01-07 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-06 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-06 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-06 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-01-06 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-06 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-01-06 11:26 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-01-06 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-01-06 11:43 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-01-07 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-06 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-06 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-01-06 08:22 pm UTC
Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 09:32 pm UTC
Re: Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - [info]notjuno, 2004-01-06 09:45 pm UTC
Re: Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - [info]eljuno, 2004-01-06 09:47 pm UTC
Re: Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 09:51 pm UTC
Re: Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - (Anonymous), 2004-01-06 10:10 pm UTC
Re: Oh please sweet Jesus, kill them! I hate them all! - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 04:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notfromspace, 2004-01-07 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2004-01-07 10:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparcck, 2004-01-06 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 12:02 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 07:50 pm UTC (link)
From what I understood...

Two people get bored (the two being esorlehcar and sparcck). They decide to mess around. Joke. Have a laugh.
People take it seriously.

And now she didn't sleep with Dom. That's a joke as well.

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(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-06 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-01-06 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-07 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-07 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagras_sister, 2004-01-07 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-01-07 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2004-01-07 10:25 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
The Sparcck/Dom stuff: Real!

The Jennabides/Orlando: Oh wait, you're pulling my leg.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-06 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I'd wait for the photos before drawing conclusions. That limp that Orlando had recently had everything to do with the fact that thejennabides is one limber girl.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 01:40 am UTC
Yay, fake wank!
[info]friendly_cow
2004-01-06 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I didn't understand some of this wank, but I did enjoy the part when the two anons argue about where sparcck supposedly blew Dom.

Wait, I've got it! It was sparcck, in the DJ booth, with Dom's penis!

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Re: Yay, fake wank!
[info]dorothy1901
2004-01-06 10:10 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick?

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Re: Yay, fake wank! - [info]smo, 2004-01-06 10:18 pm UTC
WTF?!? - [info]wankprophet, 2004-01-06 11:18 pm UTC
*leers* - [info]friendly_cow, 2004-01-07 03:18 am UTC
Re: *leers* - [info]serai, 2004-01-07 10:26 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-01-07 12:09 am UTC (link)
Everyone who is confused, please go to esorlehcar's journalfen page for an explanation. Thank you, that is all.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-01-07 12:11 am UTC (link)
Damn, I'm such a wank-killer:

http://www.journalfen.net/users/esorlehcar/1059.html

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-01-07 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-01-07 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-01-07 01:03 am UTC
People!
(Anonymous)
2004-01-07 04:28 am UTC (link)
Hel-*lo*?!?

You're all missing the point...CUNT BUNNIES!!!

Sing it loud, sing it proud!!

ersatzkat
(wants a pair of fuzzy, cunt bunny slippers)

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-07 06:28 am UTC (link)
BWEAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhahahahahahahcan'tbreathahahahahah::passesout::.

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*sigh*
[info]serai
2004-01-07 09:58 am UTC (link)
It just doesn't get much better than this.

And here I thought the Keanu fans were wankers. They do not know the meaning of TEH GLORIUS WANK OMGWTFLOL.

I do love LOTR fandom...

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[info]puipui
2004-01-08 07:41 am UTC (link)
God, you're such a pathetic little starfucker.

That? A thing of beauty and a joy forever. *needs icon*

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Other crazy fen
(Anonymous)
2004-01-20 01:51 am UTC (link)
This makes me so glad I am not into LOTR and LOTR RPS fandoms. The craziness, the attacks, the mockings, the trolls and groupies! Oh my!

Many years ago I once met a girl who had screwed Nigel Bennett in Forever Knight fandom. Lou Ann, Mary Ann...something. She met him at a con and they got it on. No big deal, a one night stand - or so Mr. B thought. Apparently the woman didn't and started stalking him. She even posted an open letter to a FK mailing list with the subject line: 'The Virgin and the Vampire' and talked about their tryst. The end result: I am pretty sure Mr. B doesn't sleep with fans anymore. :) Poor Dom, is it? (Is he Merry or Pippin, I get confused).

However, in this LOTR mess, I WANT to see the pics. Please, pretty, pretty please with sugar on top?

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