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	bohicamouse 2004-01-09 05:37 am UTC (link)
	She and Haldir seem to be destined to bring forth a special child. She and Haldir become the ancestors of Socrates, Confucius, Cleopatra, Merlin and William Rufus (son of William the Conquerer). You have GOT to be kidding me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	William Rufus? (Anonymous) 2004-01-09 06:49 am UTC (link)
	What is William Rufus doing on that list? The others were all famous, accomplished, etc. but William Rufus? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: William Rufus? - (Anonymous), 2004-01-09 10:31 pm UTC

	dawnswalker 2004-01-09 08:40 am UTC (link)
	... Wasn't Merlin just a character from the King Arthur legend? Or was there a "real" Merlin that the legendary version was based upon? Granted, Haldir is a character from a book that bills itself as a legend, but everyone else on that list of descendants actually existed in real life. Even if it was still sort of impossible for them to be interrelated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	romanesque 2004-01-09 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	at least, Alexander the Great's not on the list... sighs with relief than pauses Wait. Cleopatra was related to Ptolemy, right? Not Alexander? Or am I all wrong and should I go back to school? someone educate me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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Cleopatra's relationship to Alexander the Great via Ptolemy.. - (Anonymous), 2004-01-09 09:11 pm UTC

	kijikun 2004-01-09 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Hey Anon 3.5 is back too! I love how defense people get over their stories. I wish when I'd started writing fanfics someone had riped on mine so I'd of known how badly they needed to be changed. (Reply to this)(Thread)

arabel
2004-01-09 07:42 am UTC (link)

*looks at your post*

...

*looks at Anon 3.5's post, which has appeared a minute after yours*

0_o

(OMJ, kijikun can see into the future...!)

I love how defense people get over their stories. I wish when I'd started writing fanfics someone had riped on mine so I'd of known how badly they needed to be changed.

I'd much prefer people to be honest than fawning, myself.

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	Anon 3.5 (Anonymous) 2004-01-09 05:46 am UTC (link)
	I love trolling trolls and over protective bad fic writers. Lovingly Anon 3.5 (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Anon 3.5 (Anonymous) 2004-01-09 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	And we love you too muah! tiiana @ livejournal.com (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Anon 3.5 - (Anonymous), 2004-01-10 04:53 am UTC

crickets
2004-01-09 06:02 am UTC (link)

You are Bronwyn Morgan ap Powell.

And all the Katherine Kurtz readers say, "bleh!"

Her voice, post-sex, can reproduce Elton John, Ed Rollins, Aerosmith, Beethoven, etc., perfectly. And by perfectly, I mean "with full orchestral accompaniment." Yes, her voice can produce the sounds of violins, trumpets, drums, double basses, pianos, and multiple singers ALL AT THE SAME TIME. She gains the ability to use music as a weapon (long after I thought that she was doing so, believe me). Oh, and she gets to have really loud sex with Haldir in the middle of a battle with Orcs and not be noticed by said Orcs.

This story won an award?

*sporfle!*

::skips off with glee to read the rest::

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	zee 2004-01-09 06:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm just disturbed that the Mary Sue author has my name...albeit, her's is a short version of a longer, completely ridiculous name, but still. (Reply to this)

(Anonymous)
2004-01-09 06:13 am UTC (link)

I love how the trolls declare us all high schoolers, with the assumption that high schoolers = immature idiots. Made me feel lovely, that. I'm a high schooler, I'm allowed to say that, because I know intelligent people that age. How is it some adults forget that fact? Are they implying they were immature idiots? (Not arguing with that-- but they're usually not so eager to say it straight out!)

-- Polaris_Starz on LJ

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Really? I'm over 30 and I think you're an arrogant ass. -

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	(Anonymous) 2004-01-09 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Geeze, how did I miss this? I need to start paying closer attention to my friends list. Aaand the comments just keep on coming. Lovely. limegreen_sloth on livejournal (Reply to this)

	musette 2004-01-09 06:49 am UTC (link)
	There's got to be some connection between the spork-inducing craptasticness of an author's writing and the number of wanky minions they have. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	rhi_silverflame 2004-01-09 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Bwahahahahaha . . . oh, I'm sorry I missed this one while I was out of town! (Reply to this)

sheeeesh

croik
2004-01-09 08:14 am UTC (link)

And I thought the Haldir Mary Sue that was an Elf princess of an extinct line who left Valinor with a ring of power that was actually sword and was kidnapped and then deathly ill and then had amnesia and then remembered and then kidnapped again was bad.

*deep breath*

Though the best is when her friends claim things like, "Well, maybe Tolkien would have loved it. You never know."

*_*

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	Ouch kijikun 2004-01-09 09:21 am UTC (link)
	http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/360372.html?thread=4917428#t4917428 CG tries to apolgize and gets attacked again. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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subtext
2004-01-09 10:12 am UTC (link)
Well, that woman wins my PsychoCretin of the Month Award. *throws confetti*
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(Anonymous)
2004-01-09 10:48 am UTC (link)
"You are Bronwyn Morgan ap Powell"

Er... does she not realise that she's just announced herself [or her character... really, I sort of lost track] to be the son of this bloke Powell?!?

Because "ap", in Welsh means "son of".

~EJ [too damned lazy to log in]
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And replying to my own post... - esseilte, 2004-01-10 02:05 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-01-09 11:44 am UTC (link)
They've been to the lj abuse team (http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/360372.html?thread=4933556#t4933556)
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(i'm almostpretty on lj if you're curious)
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(no subject) - kannaophelia, 2004-01-09 01:47 pm UTC

*snort* - tviokh, 2004-01-09 05:09 pm UTC

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Re: *snort* - (Anonymous), 2004-01-09 09:20 pm UTC

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rhi_silverflame
2004-01-09 07:20 pm UTC (link)
*double takes*

Holy shit, 236 comments now? I swear there weren't near that many yesterday . . .

Oh, the kerfluffle. Pity I've never written fic for either HP or LotR, much less a Suefic, or I'd be tempted to turn myself in just to make a point.

Or something.
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I'm over thirty... nothing wrong with teenagers
(Anonymous)
2004-01-09 07:21 pm UTC (link)
At least not as a class. I work with them day in and day out, and if I had a choice to work with teens or adults around here, I'd pick teens every day of the week and twice on Sunday. They almost always say "Please" and "Excuse me" when they come to the desk, and smile sheepishly when they say they need something. Adults just slam down a list and say "Do this!"

Of course, there are a few obnoxious ones that make you wonder what the devil their parents were doing when they should have been raising them, but like any other group, you take it teen by teen, and don't make vast judgments. (Including of adults. I take them at face value, too; I just don't want to work a desk with them.)

That said, they are still learning what works and what doesn't as far as writing goes, and the majority of goofy Sue writers are teens for that reason.
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Re: I'm over thirty... nothing wrong with teenagers - julia, 2004-01-09 09:03 pm UTC

Re: I'm over thirty... nothing wrong with teenagers - (Anonymous), 2004-01-09 09:27 pm UTC

mariagoner
2004-01-10 08:12 am UTC (link)
Honestly, if I was not at work right now and getting paid to do NOTHING since I have a brain and intelligence...I wouldn't waste my time here. Alas, I was bored and in need of some entertainment after my board meetings. The little children here have truly amused me greatly. I dare say I have not been so entertained in quite a while...

As far as imagination and originality, it's so hard to find these days. I wouldn't go looking here however...

Isilwen

You know... it's almost endearing how hard this troll is trying to make us think she actually does have a life.

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kijikun
2004-01-10 09:01 am UTC (link)
Oh look there reveiewing another of Zee's 'master works'.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/384442.html
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So OT but it has to be said
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2004-01-15 01:02 pm UTC (link)
*icon love*
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Re: So OT but it has to be said - arabel, 2004-01-15 02:43 pm UTC

Re: So OT but it has to be said - diana_wolf, 2004-01-15 09:48 pm UTC