Making up for the wank that wasn't...
Well, I thought it would turn wanky, but whatevah.

So, you thought tinfoil hats were the domain of Domlijah?

I present to you, the Gay Rolling Stones page (though really it should have been called Mick Jagger but that might count as wanky anyway).

http://huizen.dds.nl/~mickjag/

*hopes this is wankful enough* *so much speculation feels very tinfoil-y*