Having a WWE funded DVD = actress
I dropped by IMDB to see if I could confirm a rumor that WWE Diva Trish Stratus is going to play Sonya Blade in the 3rd Mortal Kombat movie.

She's not listed in the role, so I check the message boards.

Oh dear...



"So in the new one we're going to see all these great actors...then Trish standing in the corner with her hugly fake breasts hitting her chin? It wont be mortals against imortals, it will be Trish against her chest."

"she CAN act WHAT A SURPRISE, shes done 2 episodes on MADtv, shes hostes several awards shows guessed stared on a dozen Canadian programs as well as her starring in her very own DVD (no its not porn)"

"And Trish's boobs arent as big as people claim they are. She's a D just like most women..."

Wank from both sides. Ranges from "I don't care about my spelling and grammar! It's only a message board!" to "You're just jealous of how great Trish is!" to rape.