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Gretchen ([info]palabradot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-01-16 17:51:00


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Current mood:annoyed
Entry tags:fan rage, rp, tabletop gaming

Maybe the WoD should be the World of Wank...
Holy Christ. My first wank, and it's an amusing one for me.

If ya haven't been under a rock in the RPG world, you're aware that White Wolf is ending their WoD lines with the Time of Judgement series.

The first book, Gehenna, came out this week, ending the Vampire line. And the fanboys did leap upon this book, hoping that it would answer a few questions that have plagued the world since 1st edition. Hey, I'll be the first to admit that even I did it.

Witness the wank that occurs when the Antediluvian of one clan gets no play in Gehenna!

Oy vey. Guys. It's just a game...



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[info]rann
2004-01-17 02:01 am UTC (link)
If ya haven't been under a rock in the RPG world, you're aware that White Wolf is ending their WoD lines with the Time of Judgement series.

*plops on tinhat*
"OMG! Underworld STOLE our ideas! We're taking our werewolves and vampires and GOING HOM!!!!!!!"
*takes off tinhat, smiles brightly*

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[info]bubba_ray
2004-01-17 02:07 am UTC (link)
Waaaahhhhh White Wolf so totally stole that from her Dark Mistress Anne Rice who was the first to evar write about cool vampires that make you feel so really tingly in the groin like climbing ropes during sports!!!

:: <3 signed copy of Interview with a vampire and goes to punish those that oppose her Mistress ::

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[info]rogue
2004-01-17 03:08 am UTC (link)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-09-08&res=l

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Re:
[info]bubba_ray
2004-01-17 03:39 am UTC (link)
:: world shatters ::

Damn, second time this week, where did I put the duct tape ;)

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[info]crickets
2004-01-17 07:43 am UTC (link)
Vlad the Impaler patiently waits his turn at the back of the line. *sporfle!*

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[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 02:07 am UTC (link)
Aaaack. Don't even remind me of THAT one. :)

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Re:
[info]rann
2004-01-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
(By the way, you might wanna fix up that [url] thing, since Journalfen only uses HTML tags. n.n)

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[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 02:18 am UTC (link)
Fixed. :)

Anyway. That wank is spreading across several gaming sites. Why it's so blasted important, I'll never know. I just find it amusing.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-01-17 02:37 am UTC (link)
*checks watch* Yep, this wank is right on time. And the spooge will just keep coming as Werewolf and Mage among others gets into play.

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[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 03:24 am UTC (link)
I'm hoping it won't be as bad for Werewolf. There's a lot less metaplotty stuff there than there is for Vampire and Mage.

Not a *lot* less, but less. I'm a Werewolf fan, and I can't think of unanswered questions on the scale for this that the other lines have....

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[info]thespacecat
2004-01-17 04:03 am UTC (link)
The basic complaint isn't unreasonable. White-wolf basically designed the Clans so that all the game's players would have a "favorite", and just ignoring any of them totally in the very last Vampire supplement, the answer-all-questions one, is kind of doing fans of that Clan a disservice.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-01-17 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Don't interrupt our laughter, you. It's hopeless to be the voice of reason here.

In other words... you're perfectly right. Would it have killed Justin "I desperately want to be a Ventrue to make up for my pindick" Achilli to have introduced the founder of one of the most powerful Vampire clans in the WOD? No, it wouldn't have. The person who started the thread had a point.

But it's still amusing as hell to see gaming geeks rant and squabble over this. And it's even funnier when you're one of them.

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Spoilers, anyone?
[info]pyratejenni
2004-01-17 04:19 am UTC (link)
Would anyone who's read the book(s) let me know what happens in Gehenna? I stopped buy WoD years ago, and the gamers take up all the chairs at the local hobby/comic store.

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Re: Spoilers, anyone?
[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 04:43 am UTC (link)
I've got the Gehenna hardcover if you want to know....

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Re: Spoilers, anyone?
[info]pyratejenni
2004-01-17 04:55 am UTC (link)
Please! My email's in my profile. :)

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Re: Spoilers, anyone?
[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 07:47 am UTC (link)
Just got back from IRC gaming.

Uhm....There's a lot. Anything specific you want to know? :)

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Re: Spoilers, anyone?
[info]pyratejenni
2004-01-18 01:18 am UTC (link)
What happens overall to the vampires. Antediluvians eat 'em all up?

What happens to the Gangrel,and the Ventrue.

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Re: Spoilers, anyone?
[info]mariagoner
2004-01-18 09:57 am UTC (link)
Sorry to bother you but...Would you mind telling me what happens to the signature characters? Where do Aisling Sturbridge, Jan Pieterzoon, Lucita, Fatima, Victoria Ash end up? Are they all crispy fried critters yet?

And what's Wormwood?

Thanks!

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[info]eljuno
2004-01-17 04:23 am UTC (link)
I can't talk, because I'm still wankwankwanking over the royal ass-screwing White Wolf's been giving Changeling for the last few years.

I mean, at least you guys GET a full final book.

-El Juno, angry-ass Sluagh-player.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-17 07:45 am UTC (link)
WORD!

--Freya Lorelei, bitter Nocker

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[info]mooncalf
2004-01-17 10:48 am UTC (link)
I feel like I should be mad, but... oooh, look, shiny... hey, pull my finger! What's that over there?

--Mooncalf, cow-Pooka

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-01-18 01:22 am UTC (link)
I can't believe they're doing that.

Changeling was my favorite game.

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KNEW I should've posted that earlier wank
[info]maureenlycaon
2004-01-17 09:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, come on, this is a tempest in a teapot compared to the earlier wank about the January 12th Newsticker item!


SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA—An unprecedented rave took place simultaneously at nearly every location in the city last night, drawing almost every resident into its wild revels. The so-called “Avatar Trance” was sponsored by two groups, the Waydown Viktae and the Bay Area Bacchantes. Police and FBI attempts to shut down the city-wide dance party failed completely, and authorities were baffled by malfunctioning equipment and the “conversion” of officers and agents to the ecstatic vibe.


The onslaught of wank was tremendous, with posters defending the Cult of Ecstasy while other posters shrieked "MIND RAPE! The Technocracy was right all along!"

http://206.65.59.245/forums/search.dna?t=2004011212395977&task=thread

http://206.65.59.245/forums/search.dna?t=2004011212361024&task=thread

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Re: KNEW I should've posted that earlier wank
[info]palabradot
2004-01-17 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Argh! I would have if I'd thought about it. God, that stuff was hilarious.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-01-17 03:46 pm UTC (link)
All this wank now needs is Justin Achilli butting in. And then it would be perfect.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-01-17 04:15 pm UTC (link)
http://206.65.59.245/forums/search.dna?t=2004011614243738&task=thread

And... heeeeeeres a wanky thread** where people ask Justin Achilli to come in and give an explanation for everything that's well and throughly fucked.

The circle of wank lives!

**that includes the burning question: Where's Ventrue?)

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-01-18 01:20 am UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!

"Where's Ventrue, the Picture book!"

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[info]thespacecat
2004-01-19 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Right....


having read that, I hereby promote Tallow to the position of Lamest Person Alive.

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