I am not your Mommy!
And it's a good thing too, cause I'd hurt myself.

Mami. Got that? Mami. Not Mommy.

I can deal with being freaked before she knew the difference. But what seems really wanky here is it was explained to her and she's still saying it's 'mommy' and how men better not call her that.

Cultural diversity, it's a wonderful thing. Really.

BTW, did any of you know chick is another word for baby chickens? Next time some guy calls me a chick, I'm gonna punch his lights out for insinuating I'm poultry.

edit Very loosely fandom, but as long as JC and Britney are mentioned, I'm going with it!