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I'm reunited. I am the SPARK! ([info]psychofangirl) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-02 06:54:00
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Current mood:annoyed
Current music:Wheel of Fortune

AHH! Portal of Evil invades the Garden of Eden
This is a new post from the yaoi community.

This girl's site is submitted to the famed Portal of Evil site. Rightly so because her artwork...well, let's just say that I agree with the caption about "Garden of Eden" and with the current posters. Does that make me a homophobe? She seems to think so.


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[info]baskinglizard
2004-02-03 03:36 am UTC (link)
The fact that there are three spelling mistakes in the first page of the comic alone doesn't leave me much hope for the rest.

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[info]rann
2004-02-03 04:45 am UTC (link)
Hm. Comic's poorly put-together, and the art's no great shakes, but I've seen FAR worse, and it's not -that- bad, so I dunno that it's quite "scribbles making out", but...
... No, I don't think I had much of a point...

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[info]virago
2004-02-03 04:46 am UTC (link)
Okay, comparing yourself to Da Vinci? Not cool. Like "like Jesus, in a way," in a way.

I don't mind the art on the comic, but the writing? not so very much. Is it so much to ask to write your dialogue in Word and spell-check it?

There don't seem to be any comments; I'd love to see what the reaction is from the yaoi comm.

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[info]schuldig
2004-02-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
I think you mean "DiVinci". Or, at least, she did... :)

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[info]virago
2004-02-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure it's a, although I got the capitalization wrong; it's da Vinci. I think.

Oh hell, I was a bio major; I don't know from art. Gonna shut up now. :P

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(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-04 05:35 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-02-03 07:13 am UTC (link)
Sounds like a Sesslerish wank is up ahead. *braces self* Or would it Sesslerical? Wank of Sesslerian proportions? (Meaning, arteests who can't take any kind of comment outside of OMFG liek yr work is soooo grate!!11)

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[info]aruru
2004-02-03 07:38 am UTC (link)
Yes, but did you guys see the main site of the domain she's hosted in? I dare you all to slog through the inanity that is the intro page. C'mon, I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU.

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[info]iczer6
2004-02-03 07:54 am UTC (link)
Sweet muscular Jesus!

It was pretty damn annoying when they pulled this shit in fanfics, but now it's illustrated, [for lack of a better term.]

The fangirl Japanese...

Why the FUCK is Duo eating pocky?

DEE, RYO, RUN FOR IT!

*brain went boom*

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[info]garlicbug
2004-02-03 08:52 am UTC (link)
I couldn't do it. The apparently Viagra-laced Pocky broke me. Goddamned overrated pretzel sticks.

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[info]puipui
2004-02-03 09:04 am UTC (link)
Fangirl... Japanese... "sweet snow"... "Yuki-chan"... "Sephy-sama"...

URGE TO KILL... RISING...


Best part:

Annoying Intro Avatar Chick: "Eating cup cakes hurts God."
"Farfie": "Then I will hurt God alot!"
Reader's Brain: *explodes*


Also, Sephiroth x Kenshin?!? WTF?!?


Oh, and just as a general note to all Fanpanese-spouting "authors" - KISAMA MEANS "YOU" GODDAMMIT! YOU CANNOT USE IT IN THE SAME WAY THAT YOU USE "BASTARD" NOR CAN YOU ADD AN "S" TO THE END! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!


Yes, I feel much better now. Thank you.

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[info]smo
2004-02-03 01:51 pm UTC (link)
AND YOU CAN'T USE "TEMEE" THAT WAY EITHER, GODDAMMIT. AND FOR THE NINE BILLIONTH TIME, "KOIBITO" IS A LOVER, AND "KOI" IS A GODDAMN FISH!!!!

*diaphragm breaths*

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(no subject) - [info]musette, 2004-02-04 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 06:03 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-04 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 08:06 pm UTC
koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]virago, 2004-02-04 11:45 pm UTC
Re: koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 04:47 am UTC
Re: koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]virago, 2004-02-05 06:56 am UTC
Re: koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 04:03 pm UTC
Re: koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]virago, 2004-02-05 06:21 pm UTC
Re: koiiiiiiiiiiii~! - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 06:52 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-05 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 04:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-05 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-02-05 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-04 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-04 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-04 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-04 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 08:01 pm UTC
errrrm - [info]princessdot, 2004-02-05 02:38 am UTC
Re: errrrm - [info]schuldig, 2004-02-05 03:05 am UTC
Re: errrrm - [info]princessdot, 2004-02-06 07:03 am UTC

[info]rann
2004-02-03 02:07 pm UTC (link)
*blinks* Is that what it means...? Hm. I'm a little confused by its contextual usage in anime, then... is "kisama" a REALLY RUDE form of "you", or something...? Or mildly rude? Or what?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 04:33 pm UTC
Concurrance - [info]deoridhe, 2004-02-03 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-02-04 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-02-06 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-06 06:30 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2004-02-03 09:21 am UTC (link)
I try and I try to hold them back, and still the tears don't stop.

I mean... she wrote "Kare Kano" slash. You don't break up Arima and Yukino. You just DON'T.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2004-02-03 01:54 pm UTC (link)
// she wrote "Kare Kano" slash. You don't break up Arima and Yukino. You just DON'T.//

Unless it's a comedy where nothing is serious and all is for craziness. And even THEN it'd feel wrong. Arima + Yukino = OTP, damn it!

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-02-03 05:45 pm UTC

[info]aruru
2004-02-03 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Don't forget the Petshop of Horrors MPREG! With squealy uke Count D! *THUD*


(Hmm... are [info]rikoshi and I the only people who can easily imagine D as seme to Leon? >D)

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-02-04 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 10:15 pm UTC

[info]panthea
2004-02-03 09:29 am UTC (link)
....

Now I dead from stoopid.

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[info]delfeus
2004-02-03 10:43 am UTC (link)
God I hate those... I don't care how good a fic is supposed o be, if there is a discussion of the "muses" in the beginning I'll skip it. This was even worse...

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[info]rann
2004-02-03 02:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't mind muse-talk, especially if the author/fan is just being silly and/or fun with talk of them... it's when people start taking them REALLY SERIOUSLY that it gets into "What the shit?" territory, for me.

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Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-03 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-03 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]liarliar, 2004-02-03 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-04 12:37 am UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-04 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-04 03:39 am UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-04 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-04 03:06 pm UTC

[info]garlicbug
2004-02-03 08:15 am UTC (link)
Warning pages like the one on her domain make me giggle:

OMG! This website contains male/male romance and if you're not a wacky and EVIL!! yaoi fan like I am don't go any further! Because the concept of two men kissing and having sex is so BIZZARE and AGAINST ALL THE RULES SOCIETY HAS INSTILLED IN YOU FROM BIRTH that it'll, like, BLOW YOUR MIND! BLOW YOUR MIND, DUDE!

As for PoE, my personal opinion is that sometimes they're not as evil as they like to think they are. Mostly harmless yaoi fluff like this is evil now? Then again, The Portal of Goofy doesn't have the same ring to it.

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[info]eiviiaru
2004-02-03 10:10 am UTC (link)
My general standpoint on PoE is that they're... well, over-self-important wankers with some serious issues of their own. That said, sometimes they do wank over things which deserve it.

Also, for the love of god, can we stop having things like this?! No offense meant to the yaoifolks on this board, but... FOR GRIGNR'S SAKE, YAOI IS NOT TRANSGRESSIVE. YOU ARE NOT STRIKING A BLOW AGAINST THE MAN. THE MAN LAUGHS AT THIS SHIT, OKAY?! IT IS NOT IN ANY WAY MEANINGFULLY "CRAZY" OR "AGAINST ALL THE RULES"; IN FACT, IT IS TO THE POINT OF BEING ENTIRELY MUNDANE AND THUS OFTEN UNINTERESTING.

Whew. There, guess I needed to burn off some caps.

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[info]aloysius
2004-02-03 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Amen to that. And I wish people would STFU about being "proud" of liking yaoi. Not that I think they should be ashamed, but damnit, liking yaoi doesn't make you spechuuuul. Actually, it's rather embarrassing.

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-03 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-03 11:43 pm UTC
AWESOME. - [info]aruru, 2004-02-03 10:24 pm UTC
Re: AWESOME. - [info]smo, 2004-02-03 11:49 pm UTC
Re: AWESOME. - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-04 03:31 am UTC
Re: AWESOME. - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 04:35 am UTC
Re: AWESOME. - [info]virago, 2004-02-04 11:50 pm UTC
Re: AWESOME. - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]musette, 2004-02-04 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 06:02 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-04 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-04 08:09 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-05 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-05 04:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-05 06:15 pm UTC

[info]virago
2004-02-03 04:30 pm UTC (link)
>> FOR GRIGNR'S SAKE, YAOI IS NOT TRANSGRESSIVE. YOU ARE NOT STRIKING A BLOW AGAINST THE MAN. THE MAN LAUGHS AT THIS SHIT, OKAY?! IT IS NOT IN ANY WAY MEANINGFULLY "CRAZY" OR "AGAINST ALL THE RULES"; IN FACT, IT IS TO THE POINT OF BEING ENTIRELY MUNDANE AND THUS OFTEN UNINTERESTING. >>

Word. With caveats. I wouldn't go so far as to call it "mundane" and "uninteresting" any more so than any other gender pair is mundane or uninteresting. To me it's just romance/sex like any other. One combination is no kewler than any of the others, nor does liking any combination make you more/less kewl than anyone else.

But people who think it's OMG ON THE EDGE! - no. No, not at all. Though I will give them a partial pass because IRL, in many places, it probably passes as freakish. I know I don't breathe a word of this interest to anyone IRL, although I've explained what yaoi is when a newbie came across the word at an anime convention. ("It's like frat boys drooling over lesbian porn, only the other way around.")

But online? Please. So not adventurous or unique.

If I may armchair-analyst for a sec, a lot of these people probably just want something to feel all special and treehouse-y about.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-02-03 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-02-04 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eiviiaru, 2004-02-03 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-02-04 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-04 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-02-04 04:40 pm UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2004-02-04 03:28 am UTC (link)
Grignr, God of Purple Prose, I presume?

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(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2004-02-04 07:24 am UTC

[info]liarliar
2004-02-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
I don't see any wank, though I do find the comments slightly amusing, 'cos I'm a bitch.

Sabrina Online is on their hitlist? Come on. It's cute fluffy nerdness. And it has Transformers. For that, PoE ought to have their nerd license revoked.

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[info]rann
2004-02-04 03:19 pm UTC (link)
FURRY IS TEH DEVUL!
See it all the time on 4chan. Furry stuff just seems to jab some button in the psyche of a large portion of the asshat population, and activate their "OMGWTF CRUSHKILDESTROY!!!!11!" program.
(I could be all wanky and say that it pisses their little macho self-image-obsessed brains off that they like it so they have to deny it as vehemently as possible, all the while browsing furry art and stories for hours and hours just to make sure they really hate it, and share it with others so that they can hate it. But I won't. ... Ahem.)
That said, when this month's update came and there were only two strips, I wanted to smack E.S. The strip moves with all the speediness of a three-legged turtle as it is, going at four strips a month. This just gives me the kind of groaning feeling that Sabrina's going to be picking out a car until 2005.

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