Current mood:

Cliquish

And now the moment you've all been waiting for!
::drum roll::

The winner of the fandom_wank Deathmatch is:

phosfate

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We would like to thank everyone who made this an amusing side note to the fandom_wank experience for the last several weeks, particularly those people who voted in creative and amusing ways.

We would also like to thank oulangi (who did not run this deathmatch, by the way) and bohicamouse for playing along with the manufactured wank back in the early rounds.

Who are we?

None of your guesses were correct.