Happy-fun dot_cattiness wank!
In which one poster informs us that fanfiction doesn't count as writing. People disagree with her. She gets defensive. They get defensive. There is much name-calling. Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Not Only Dead But Now Beaded As Well is thrown about by both sides, and of course Shakespeare, Star Trek, and Harry Potter have been brought into it as well.

The wankery doesn't end in that thread, though, but is drug through two more threads (so far), with the original poster patronizingly reminding everyone of the warnings on the community info in the third thread.

Oh, and of course, no fanfiction wank would be complete without several people bringing up plagiarism and the dictionary definition of it. I fully expect to see Hitler and those bitches from high school show up.

It's really turning out to be quite a beauty.

(By the way, this is my first report, so please give it to me hard use lube.)