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	smit 2004-02-10 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh harsh, I was just coming over here to post this. It would have been my first wank too!!! sob (Reply to this)(Thread)

No, no, no, no.

htrismegistus
2004-02-10 07:17 am UTC (link)

You're doing it all wrong. Please observe:

I cried when I read this post. This [wank] is the only fannish [wank] I have ever [discovered]. I'm not a [huge poster]. A [smallville wank] is a [big discovery] for me to but I really wanted to [make the first post from the wank] because I really love it and this is my [first wank]. I thought I was [posting] something special. It gave me great joy to [post] it because I am a [wank-posting newbie]. A [wank-posted newbie], not some [seasoned wank warrior], not some selfish person who doesn't want others to [post it first], but a [newbie] who b[r]ought it out of fannish love for [journal fen].! It meant a great deal to me.

Now instead of this having this special thing, I have nothing. You and the [hive vagina] got to feel good about sharing it with the world. I never had that choice even when I [saw it too]. My joy is gone. I feel horrible and I feel used.

Please replace bracketed words as needed during any future wank reporting. And don't worry, it's a mistake all new wank reporters have made at one time or another. With a little time and practise, you'll be a pro.

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	Re: No, no, no, no. smit 2004-02-10 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Hold on, I have to find my sparkly pen and binder with the kitties on it so I can take notes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2004-02-10 07:11 am UTC (link)
	A fan, not some rich bidder, not some selfish person who doesn't want others to have it, but a fan who bought it out of fannish love.! It meant a great deal to me. So the script is now worthless because other folks got a look at some of the scenes? And of course it doesn't bother you, that's why you're throwing this hissy fit. (Reply to this)

	sagralisse 2004-02-10 07:21 am UTC (link)
	I wonder how much of this is the realization that she spent over a thousand dollars on... a script. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladylisse 2004-02-10 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I was gonna say. I had a hard time following the wank 'cause I was too busy going boggle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sagralisse 2004-02-10 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't mistake me. I've had my own share of post-auction ~~sanity~~ depression. I was just thinking the timing might have been bad. She was probably already thinking "omg I spent way too much on this," and then she finds out that it's not even that special. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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rann
2004-02-10 02:14 pm UTC (link)

What the... geez, people, it probably belonged to some random WB employee who was on the set for something technical, it's not like it harbors the very soul of one of the pritty pritty actors. I mean, if it was a MOVIE script that belonged to an actor you REALLY loved, I could maybe, maybe see paying $1000 for it. But if it's a television episode script, and just an "Official Script" as I'm assuming this is, then rampaging vampire Buddha, get over it, they'll probably release the damn things in a book at some point and it sure as hell won't cost $1000.
(Unless Neil Gaiman was selling it to his fan club, or something...)

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	Did someone mention Neil? nekoneko 2004-02-10 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Unless Neil Gaiman was selling it to his fan club, or something... I wouldn't be surprised if it went for more, especially if it was for Neverwhere... I want to join the fanclub! angsts (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	shoiryu 2004-02-10 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Her journal's deleted! (Reply to this)(Thread)

gaisce
2004-02-10 10:00 am UTC (link)

Not only that, but so are her comments in smallcondo's lj. Foul play! The only one I could save before it went kaput was the last one:

"I don't think read my original post. If you think this is about me being mean and small and not wanting others to have or enjoy something, you just don't get it. I'm not going to try to make you. End of story. There is no reason to get nasty."

Damn, my inability to capture screens. I hate deleted wank!

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	serai 2004-02-10 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Heehee! Talk about stomping off in a huff! Did anyone save that thread? The remnants are pretty tasty. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Hmmm... iczer6 2004-02-10 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	My troll sense is tingling... It does seem odd that person who sniped this group of fans would be able to find their LJ and comment on the situation. I think someone made a sockpuppet journal and was trying to stir shit up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	esseilte 2004-02-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, I hate it when I miss the fun. Nobody saved it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	ladybirdsleeps 2004-02-10 11:44 am UTC (link)
	I was amused by ladylynx's comment: "I haven't read the pages because so much sadness has touched this post." Yeah, it is rather sad, but not in the way you meant it, honey. (Reply to this)

	missambs 2004-02-10 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO. Maybe I'm a heartless bitch, but dude. I'm obsessed with Angel but I wouldn't pay a grand for a measley script. And then -- the whining. giggles I'm so sorry, really, I just need a minute to stop . . . laughing. dies (Reply to this)(Thread)

rann
2004-02-10 02:18 pm UTC (link)

Hm... maybe for a script of the 100th episode, IF it had not only belonged to David Boreanaz, but been pressed between David Boreanaz and David Marsters' naked chests as they embraced, and then been used to smack Charisma Carpenter (I used to like her, so the smack doesn't have to be on the head, it could be on the shoulder or ass or something... preferably ass), and then sung to by Andy Hallet, and then cuddled on a bit by Amy Acker, THEN I might pay $1000 for it.
... If I had $1000.

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	Scripts deoridhe 2004-02-10 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, if I start typing transcripts of "best episodes evah," d'you think I could get $500 for them? I mean... cool. 8) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Scripts sagralisse 2004-02-10 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. I typed ROTK by myself and I didn't get a damned thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	pooka 2004-02-10 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	$1000. For a script. Of a TV show episode. That you could just watch and transcribe yourself. facepalm Way to prioritize, people. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2004-02-10 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	For serious. My rent isn't $1000. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	phosfate 2004-02-11 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Transcribe, hell. Finding scripts is about as difficult as taking off a hat. Paying more than xeroxing cost plus a few buck's for the dealer's trouble is just mental. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	serai 2004-02-11 08:46 am UTC (link)
	For gods' sakes, you don't have to pay to get a script. Just call the production company and tell them you're thinking of becoming a script reader, and do they have any extras around? There are piles of the damn things in those offices, and if the episode's already been aired (or the film's already been released), they'll let you have 'em for free! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	misswindy 2004-02-11 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaaaaahahhaaha beloved Smallville wank, how I've missed you! pets Eleven hundred dollars for a Smallville script. I can't believe it. I mean, saying "Best episode of the show" for THIS show is like saying "Tastiest liver and onions EVER!" (Reply to this)

	azarias 2004-02-12 01:35 am UTC (link)
	They paid that much for the script because it had somebody's autograph on it? Don't most autograph-givers do that for free? Maybe for a SASE? Dude. I took a vacation in Europe last summer (from Arkansas!) for less than got paid for a script and a signature that could've been had for postage. (Reply to this)