~When Jokes Go Horribly Wrong
My first wank and I didn't see it in the memories...feel free ta tear me up if it's been here before.
Anyway, someone makes a rather obviously fake petition to get rid of the EVIL ANIME FOREVER!


To: George Bush
Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Do the right thing.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Fun is had by all, right?
Wrong.
3502 signatures later, it's only more proof that people take things entirely too seriously.



THIS SHIT IS SICK, TAKE IT OFF THE AIR, MY BUDDY WAS WATCHIN AH MY GODDESS LAST MONTH AND SMOKIN A LIL MJ AND HE GOT SO HIGH HE WENT OUT AND DID A FEW 14 YEAR OLDS UP THE OL STINK HOLE, OBVIOUSLY DRIVEN TO IT BY THE ANIME AND MARIJUANA WHICH I BELIEVE GO HAND IN HAND --- THE DEVIL'S HAND.

You fucking tool, you have mentioned 2 of the best anime around. Mate, you need to wake up and stop you fucking bitching about something you know nothing about! Why is it every fucking non-anime watching cunt, thinks anime is nothing but hardcore porn! Fuck Me!!

I like anime. I love anime. I love Japan. I don't think that Bush would give a crap about anime. So why should you? Re-move this, for it is stupid. I believe in God and his son. I follow the bible, but it appears you do not! Treat thy neighbor, as you wish to be treated! Japan is like our neighbor. ANIME is are neighbor. So don't protest something that is GOOD. YAOI AND YURI RULES! LOVE AND PEACE!

WAT THE HECK! I LUV ANIME! IT FREEZ THE IMAGINATION! all of you need to get real help... i thought this place letz people do what they want? i want you all to go get help now! physco ppl

not all animes r like that u FUCKING BASTARD sorry over reacted

Hmm, you know, you make a decent point... maybe we should ban everything else that has that too. Let's see now... Anime, Manga, Video Games, TV,Internet, books.. did I miss anything? Oh right, why not ban kids from going to the mall since we hear about this stuff in there too? =_=+ If you haven't noticed, I'm being saracastic, and I'm quite offended. I'm 14 years old, and I live off of anime. Not all anime is porn, and it does not corrupt children minds. If not, it even stimulates us to think. Go watch Evangelion, that has no porn in it, although I think you'd say 'otherwise' because they do show them naked, well you know what? They don't =_= for your information, most anime don't even show anything, NO FRIGGIN' GENITALS OR BOOBS. You even try bannng anime is sad. Do you know how many people in the WORLD have fallen in love with anime? Do you know how many people have been more creative BECAUSE of anime? Y'know, I'm an artist, and I gotta say, I wouldn't be at my skill level if it wasn't for anime.

BTW, I am also christian, and I have started my love for Evangelion, so I just want to make sure that no one bans anime at all. It is a staple of our life like rice for Japan!

Just like this name says, however, this type of thing is just waht I also need for inspiration when I create my own anime in the form of a quadrilogy novel. (my e-mail isn't real, y'know!)

ok, you are REALLY stupid you know this? you must be a member of the kkk or something. seriously, you damn racist. respectable christian my ass. only an idiot would make a petition like this. how about you make one about something useful, like putting stupid people that put up petitions about banning anime, in mental institutions. anyone who takes this petition seriously is a stuck up racist. jeeze.

this petition is a fag

ANIME IS SOMETHING BEYOND GREATNESS!!!! NOT ALL ANIME IS BAD, MOST OF IT IS VERY GOOD!!! LOVE HINA IS ALSO ABOUT A TEENAGE BOY WHOS GRANDMA GIVES HIM A JOB AS "INKEEPER" OF A GIRLS DORM. ITS NOT ABOUT RAPE AND PEDIOFILIA!!! YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE YOU PUT SOMETHING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you want to debate me on anime i will be happy to show you how it is not bad email at iloveazngurlzs@sbcgloba;l.net or IM me at iloveazngurlzs !!!! EVEN CHRISTIANS LOVE ANIME ME BEING ONE OF THEM!!!!

The light of Japan is my strength

Japan is better than America. The drinks are cooler, the snacks are cooler, the Ramen is awesome, Anime is great, Videogames made there are the best. Japan isn't a dark, horrid place like you make it out to be. The only problem is that the price of an apartment is a little steep, but it's not bad. The children there are very mature, and are given the respect and freedom of adults at a young age. Simply because they are more smart. Anime is not anti-moral; almost everything Japan does story wise has Moral values interwined in it. Problem is, you retarded americans either A) Ignore them and don't care, either disliking Anime or just watching it for 'fun'. Or B) License animes, dub them with stupid American voice actors, and cut out the opening theme, ending theme and just about everything of moral value and air it as a Kiddy show. Also; I'm 14. I've been in deep love with someone I care for almost 3 years. I would give my life for that person. Something you wouldn't be able to do.

HAHAHA this is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!! BAN ANIME? More like....BAN YOUR ASS! You don't have the Least idea of what anime is so shut your whole and ban something thats actually SERIOUS.

Have you heard of the 5th ammendment?Slob. It is not up to you to dictate to others just as you do not wish others to dictate to you. Last I heard it was called the golden rule and I think Jesus said it, Moronic Jerk..

You're so f**king stupid! Anime is here to stay! If you get a ban on anime, it's like denying us, the otaku, a right to watch whatever the hell we please. And if it does get banned, I'm sure there are millions of Americans who would be more than willing to sign a petition to get anime reinstated to the U.S.

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ok, not like i care if this is fake but MAN! This WHOLE thing is the most BAKA thing i have ever heard of! Anime is a style of art. Not to sound text book or anything but Anime origenated in japan(which is way more natural & peaceful) and was their sofisticated version of cartoons. The most common feature in anime are "big eyes" which were based off the common way of doing eyes in Disney productions at the time and in case you haven't notiiced ther are SO many things worse than anime. You watch one show with a goddess who, being a goddess, is probably actually HUNDREDS of years old and one show that is mostly about magic and adventures with some "mature comedy" that is rated such and all you can say is "Duh, i think i will go kill a form of art because i m too stupid to even think enough to realize that almost everything is anime cause anime is basically cool, pretty cartoons........duh..".........*awkward silence*..........ok, i will stop rambaling now and just say, u r so BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA etc.

You suck and that's sad. Are you trying to imply that people under 18 can't fall in love? You're so sad... I'm 15 and I have 5 exes, are you gonna tell me that I can't have anymore, huh? In case you haven't noticed, there are millions of web-shrines dedicated to solely anime. Are you gonna tell them to stop? Or even hack their site?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU SAW 2 DIFFERENT ANIMES AND IT'S ALL BAD? F YOU SIR! *Gasp* All done now! ^_^

You dare insult anime and Japan. Japan is a much peaceful country than yours. Your country is such a lame. Your country creates too much wars, everybody hates you and most of the people in your country are fat!

Is this for real? hahaha, I cant believe this, whats next? ban newspapers? sex? light? you? Will someone intern this retard. Oh the stupidity... I would like to come across with nerds like you every once in a while, Id make your nightmare be a living hell. dudes probably take it on you everyday, huh? do girls make fun of you, looser?

Im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my ass...

d0od..wtf? are y0o trying to get your ass kicked? anime rawx!your probably juss sum old white b0i sittin at the computer with nothin to do muahahaha....racist fag.

Anime rocks. And the girl form Ah! my goddess is not confused and this petition if it wins will be the reason Bush loses the election

Wha cha gonna do when you ban anime? I tell ya what I gonna do. First brothas,I reform the n.W.o then were gonna beat down those who hate anime. Anime is better then Hulkamania! Then I gonna put a leg drop on this petiition author. Cause I am a real American,fight what is righ,fight for you rights to have anime brotha!

And then of course, some people DO develop a sense of humor...

OMG!!!!.... HELP AMERICA!!! AMERICAN IS TURNING JAPANESE!!!

I agree, we most ban anime. Because of anime my son has gone a rampage destoring cities with his giant penis tentacles. If it wasn't for anime he never would have thought to use his giant penis tentacles for evil.

Seig Heil! Mein Fuhrur haz commizioned zis petizion!

Anime is the best! WORSHIP SATAN! burn the babies! LOL

BUSH GET BACK HERE WE NEED TO GET THIS HALIBURTON DEAL IN BEFORE THOSE HIPPIES GIVE DEMOCRACY TO IRAQ

The other night, I smoked some reall bad crack. Anime cartoons told me to do it with subliminal messaging. No lies.

wtf, i cant believe you people are so stupid as to actually take this seriously, jesus you ppl are fucking morons

NOOOOOOOOOO!O!!!! 2121111111 r3qifiernei ... I'm a Taru Taru.

OMG!! ANIME HAS WARPED MAH FRAGILE LITTLE MIND :O :O :O i must save others from this horrid fate.

*humps z's leg* THE ANIME MADE ME DO IT

It boggles the mind.