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The Sumerian Goddess of Death ([info]ereshkigal) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-04-07 13:26:00


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*dingdingding* Digimon Wankee of the Day
You'll have to scroll down a little for this, but... Read as Nizarck waxes on about how the holy union of Takari is the best thing since sliced bread. Nevermind the fact that that particular part of the show has been over for two years now, as we all know wank knows no time limit. Nor was his favorite couple canon! The poor little wanker... Actually, I don't even have to give any background on what makes this funny, he does it for me.

Edit: Now that I think about it, that thread is just pure wank anyway.


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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-04-07 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, the Digimon wank never ends. Especially the Takari wank. I still get emails along the lines of "Is it true that in episode 13* of 02 there was a scene where Takeru kissed Hikari that was cut out of the dub version?"

*I think it's episode 13. You know, the Dagomon one. The holy grail of Takari.

But this...

But for a new character to infringe upon a first-season love, for Davis to even passively interupt my beautiful Takari, is just short of blasphemy, for it disrupts the perfection of Piedmon's defeat, and thus, dishonors Piedmon himself. And Piedmon is a digimon that I revere above all others. That is why undisturbed Takari is so important to me.

Dude! Delusional much? God forbid Daisuke should interfere with the one true Takari. Quick, get this guy a tinfoil hat.

You don't know how happy I was with the ending for 02 just because the Takari freaks bug me so much.

< /nostalgic Digimon rantage >

Grace

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-04-07 09:11 pm UTC (link)
*nostalgic sigh* The 02 ending had the funniest fucking shitstorms kicked up about it. You can even still hear them howling to this day...

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[info]daijinryuu
2003-04-08 01:35 am UTC (link)
Across the mountains, the shouts of "KEN AND MIYAKO?!" are preserved to this day.

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-04-08 01:55 am UTC (link)
And you've gotta love how the hardcore fans cling to their beliefs. Like the people who insist there were two endings shown in Japan: one where Yamato marries Sora and one where Taichi marries her.

The 02 ending could probably fill its own hall o' wank.

Grace

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[info]vanilla_tiger
2003-04-08 02:18 am UTC (link)
Hey! Don't forget us slash fans with the millions of "totally true" rumours that taito would be become official in the next series. And of course there were all the mysterious cut scenes and dialogue inexplicably changed from the Japanese (if you believe all you read on the internet).
All of which could lead to the conclusion that taito was the domlijah of its day!

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-04-08 02:48 am UTC (link)
Dude! You're so right! There were people seriously convinced that there were like gay sex scenes cut from the dub. Gay sex scenes. Of a couple of eleven-year-olds. Those Harry Potter fans plagiarized their pedophilia from the Digimon fandom, man.

I need to make myself a "power of Taito compels you" icon.

Grace

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[info]vanilla_tiger
2003-04-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
If I could make icons I so would make a "Damn HP fans plagiarised our pedophilia!" one.

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[info]daijinryuu
2003-04-08 03:35 am UTC (link)
Like the people who insist there were two endings shown in Japan

How would that work, anyway? I mean, the show was only on one timeslot a week, and there weren't any reruns ever as far as I know. Maybe the north half of Japan got one ending and the south half got another or something...

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-04-08 04:20 am UTC (link)
Don't try and introduce logic to this argument. Logic and fandom never mix well.

Grace

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-04-08 01:55 am UTC (link)
it disrupts the perfection of Piedmon's defeat, and thus, dishonors Piedmon himself. And Piedmon is a digimon that I revere above all others

I know absolutely nothing about this series or the fandom, but . . . dude. Whooooa.

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-04-08 01:59 am UTC (link)
It's that much better if you remember that it's a show aimed at 10 year-old boys.

Grace

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[info]sorchar
2003-04-08 08:02 am UTC (link)
For the love of Rikishi's blonde butt-pubes, someone get that man/boy/whatever out into the sunlight before it's too late.

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[info]ladysorka
2003-04-08 08:18 am UTC (link)
I have absolutely nothing to say, but it is Digimon wank, and thus I must comment.

And damn, I don't have my pervy Kensuke icon on this journal.

*waves a mini Yamakeru flag and runs away*

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