*dingdingding* Digimon Wankee of the Day
You'll have to scroll down a little for this, but... Read as Nizarck waxes on about how the holy union of Takari is the best thing since sliced bread. Nevermind the fact that that particular part of the show has been over for two years now, as we all know wank knows no time limit. Nor was his favorite couple canon! The poor little wanker... Actually, I don't even have to give any background on what makes this funny, he does it for me.

Edit: Now that I think about it, that thread is just pure wank anyway.