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Rod of Squirrel Nim ([info]eyebrowofdoom) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-18 00:00:00


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So, [info]fandom_5cents wrote some rather fabulous Bert/Ernie/Elmo slash [not worksafe] to pass the time while the tumbleweeds blew back and forth (ingrates!).

When I read [info]calystarose saying, "[Y]ou are seriously twisted," I presumed she meant in the entirely positive sense that I had myself concluded was the case, while slapping my knee and squealing over Ernie's "fuzzy little boner".

But apparently not. In fact, I'm not sure if [info]calystarose has heard a joke before.

Includes attempts to misuse the fine and upstanding name of [info]fandom_wank to silence someone who is a lot funnier than you! Shocking.

[ETA after five minutes' reflection: can I take bids on whether this is for real? How much of a knob can one person, let alone one person claiming to speak for [info]fandom_wank, be? [info]calystarose's journal *really* isn't impressing me as a criminal mastermind's, though.]


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[info]bubba_ray
2004-02-17 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Wow, can I get a "get outta jurisimprudence free" card here so I can use the arguing on the internet picture for them?

Having said that the story is fucking funny.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-17 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to assume that the links aren't worksafe :(

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[info]eyebrowofdoom
2004-02-17 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Whoa momma, yes. Where are my manners? *edits*

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-17 04:42 pm UTC

[info]nostalgia
2004-02-17 03:36 pm UTC (link)
OMG that r liek plajerizm! Of da odder Bert/Erni an threr r a bath an he dis in itt! OMG!G!

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[info]beccastareyes
2004-02-17 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Joke or not, I'm goning to have to take bleach to my brain to get those mental images out of my head... >_<

Strangly enough, normally I'm immune to such things.

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[info]snacky
2004-02-17 04:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm going with a joke argument there. Either that, or they're both too stupid for words.

Also, am seriously traumatized by that fic. When will I learn not to click? When, God? WHEN?

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Icon snoggage
[info]smo
2004-02-17 04:59 pm UTC (link)
CJ = Goddess.

That is all.

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Re: Icon snoggage - [info]snacky, 2004-02-17 06:47 pm UTC
Re: Icon snoggage - [info]smo, 2004-02-17 07:06 pm UTC
Re: Icon snoggage - [info]musette, 2004-02-18 04:57 am UTC

[info]eyebrowofdoom
2004-02-18 04:48 am UTC (link)
Heh. She's turned up below. She's quite a phenomenon.

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[info]romana03
2004-02-17 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Eh? I would have assumed the twisted comment was a compliment *confused*

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[info]cleolinda
2004-02-17 04:47 pm UTC (link)
can I take bids on whether this is for real?

I love how this person's trying to treat the writer like a troll in her own journal. It's just sanctimonious enough to have the ring of truth about it.

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[info]rann
2004-02-18 01:03 am UTC (link)
I thought that was particularly dumbassed, too. (Though I seem to be of the rare school of thought that you can post what-the-fuck-ever you want in your journal, 'cause it's yours, anyway.) Trolls very rarely, if ever, have the home field advantage... obviously they do, sometimes, in the cases of friending trolls and petition trolls and such, but if you're coming into someone else's journal to tell them how much they suck, you're the troll there... I don't think it even matters if they DO suck, you're still trying to get a negative reaction out of them.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-02-17 04:55 pm UTC (link)
I put my nickel down for jokefight.

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[info]anatsuno
2004-02-17 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I think so too.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-02-17 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-02-17 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2004-02-17 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2004-02-17 08:20 pm UTC

[info]fishandbicycle
2004-02-17 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Icon love.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-17 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2004-02-17 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2004-02-17 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2004-02-18 02:29 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-02-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)
*CHOKE*

That has to be a joke. Seriously. X_X

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-02-17 05:39 pm UTC (link)
That's an ace fic - reminds me of the Dangermouse S&M fic I read a while back for some reason. :)

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2004-02-17 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-17 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-17 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-17 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-17 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-18 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2004-02-18 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-18 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-18 05:29 pm UTC
Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-17 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moljn, 2004-02-17 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-02-17 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moljn, 2004-02-17 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-18 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moljn, 2004-02-18 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-18 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moljn, 2004-02-18 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2004-02-18 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-02-17 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starfish, 2004-02-17 09:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-17 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moljn, 2004-02-17 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starfish, 2004-02-18 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-18 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-18 04:29 am UTC
Re: - [info]rann, 2004-02-18 06:51 am UTC
Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-18 08:16 pm UTC

[info]scottiegirlc
2004-02-17 06:19 pm UTC (link)
You know what's interesting? I had an easy time imaginging the muppets buttfucking each other; that wasn't the problem. The mental image issue I had was getting them to kiss. I mean, their mouths are made like two halves of a cantaloupe; they don't have movable lips to speak of, and to touch tongues, they would have to open their mouths REALLY wide and practically turn on their sides. There can't be any real 'lip-locking' in the world of Sesame Street; their mouths aren't built for it.

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-17 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-02-17 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-02-17 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fishandbicycle, 2004-02-17 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-17 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-18 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-02-17 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-02-18 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-02-18 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scottiegirlc, 2004-02-18 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-02-18 04:45 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-02-18 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-02-18 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alden, 2004-02-17 08:29 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-02-17 10:01 pm UTC (link)
That "The Other Sister" comment was the most amusing part of that. Though, "Gave him a fuzzy little boner." is close second.

~G.N.

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(no subject) - [info]musette, 2004-02-18 05:00 am UTC

[info]mirabellawotr
2004-02-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
I just want to make very clear that I am SO NOT LAUGHING at the "fuzzy little boner" thing.

NOT. LAUGHING. Because it is SICK and WRONG. I'm... coughing. A lot. *coughs*

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[info]crickets
2004-02-18 01:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank you! *wipes tears* I don't know what's funnier: the story, or the discussion about muppet mouths.

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[info]calystarose
2004-02-18 01:42 am UTC (link)
In fact, I have heard a joke before in my life.

The whole thing was a misunderstanding, but whatever, believe what you want.

And fuck you too, re:
[ETA after five minutes' reflection: can I take bids on whether this is for real? How much of a knob can one person, let alone one person claiming to speak for fandom_wank, be? calystarose's journal *really* isn't impressing me as a criminal mastermind's, though.]

I never claimed I was speaking for your sainted journal. And I'm *thrilled* to not have impressed *you*.

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Troll baiting - [info]deoridhe, 2004-02-18 04:24 am UTC
Re: Troll baiting - [info]skarrow, 2004-02-18 05:14 am UTC
Re: Troll baiting - [info]deoridhe, 2004-02-18 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2004-02-18 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-02-18 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amand_r, 2004-02-18 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-18 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]endoftime, 2004-02-18 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-18 04:31 pm UTC
Re: - [info]endoftime, 2004-02-18 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-02-18 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-18 08:40 pm UTC
What a lamer
[info]mynxkittie
2004-02-18 02:04 am UTC (link)
She could've at least argued that the fic was TEH EVOL because it's shotacon of the worst kind...seeing as how Elmo is only three years old...

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-18 03:06 am UTC (link)
OMG I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Sesame!Slash/Flamewar OTP!

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[info]crickets
2004-02-18 07:52 am UTC (link)
All day I've felt like someone's missing from the discussion of this wank, and I finally realized who that someone is. Where's [info]a_sockpuppet? Where are you, Socky?

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(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-18 10:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-18 04:33 pm UTC
Quantum mechanics behind socks - [info]redina, 2004-02-18 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-02-19 06:16 pm UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-19 08:31 pm UTC


 
   
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