So, fandom_5cents wrote some rather fabulous Bert/Ernie/Elmo slash [not worksafe] to pass the time while the tumbleweeds blew back and forth (ingrates!).

When I read calystarose saying, "[Y]ou are seriously twisted," I presumed she meant in the entirely positive sense that I had myself concluded was the case, while slapping my knee and squealing over Ernie's "fuzzy little boner".

But apparently not. In fact, I'm not sure if calystarose has heard a joke before.

Includes attempts to misuse the fine and upstanding name of fandom_wank to silence someone who is a lot funnier than you! Shocking.

[ETA after five minutes' reflection: can I take bids on whether this is for real? How much of a knob can one person, let alone one person claiming to speak for fandom_wank, be? calystarose's journal *really* isn't impressing me as a criminal mastermind's, though.]