deleterius wank
Yes, it's only really a little wank so far, but it's reasonably amusing all the same.

On deleterius, a rather hideous fic is reported. Just the usual fun, including lines like:

"She sat. Her eyes were glowing red. And Saruman said:

«Tell me about your atoms!»"

and a graphic novel version of 'The Sick Story' (yes, that's the name of the fic).

(by the by, I'd like to warn anyone who's afraid of rather Sauraman+Sue!sex to stay away - likewise anyone who is traumatised by the idea of Sauraman in an "Orthanc-patterned pyjama shirt" should avoid that original link.)


However, "Sauruman's Bitch", morima makes an appearance, declares that she wrote the Lady Sick story, says that the deleterius members were 'trolling' her, and proclaims that "Without the sex scene however, the story is decent in itself compared to any other Legolas Mary Sue we find out there." And she was, of course, commenting in the original report as well.

Yes, everyone's pretty well behaved so far, but what with the long q&a's and the fic author lurking in the original thread, I found it smacked of enough wank to be worth a giggle. Enjoy.