Head meet desk or more fine XFiles wank
I don't want to post this, but I saw it and my brains are now slogging around in my head because after 11 years of being an Xphile and lurking (and sometimes sadly participating in) the internet fandom something finally broke in there.

The Snoggers of the Sanctum Board at war with the DDFanatics at war with the Haven

There is also this thread on the Snoggers board where the ever talented Pippy (whose life's mission is to convince the world that Gillian Anderson is a horrible mother because she is divorced and has shared custody of her daughter) is brought down a peg or three.

I swear my fandom makes me laugh. Because otherwise I'd cry. Hard.