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Els-chan ([info]els_chan) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-19 15:33:00


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Current mood:*thud*

More GAIA Wankage
*sighs deeply and hangs head* I'm ashamed to admit that I actually not only participated in this, but I pretty much came all over it.

http://ian.go-gaia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=984051&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Now, granted, I didn't come in until page thirty...three I think?, but it's the good ol' HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG DAMNED WRONG YOU EVIL EVIL GAYSSSSS!!! wankage. *coughs* Or something to that effect.

The wank starts off with Hazy declaring all gays and lesbians unnatural, and is shortly replied to by kittyboitoy with "and you should be raped by your mother". It pretty much degrades from there.

The one you should really take note of, though, is Anti-n00b,(around page thirty-something) and his interaction with Audioslave, where they have a full-out brawl and then call each other childish. Of course, Anti-n00b just acts like a prat to everyone overall, but that was the part that really cracked me up.

...and you should ignore Els-chan entirely. Please. For the love of god...just pretend she isn't there.

So, um, yes. There you have it. Baby's second wank.



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[info]theartema
2004-02-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
-petses the wank-

I love it when the fluffy baby Xians get into it:

"I SUPPORT YOU! this behavior is not normal and it can cause sickness and God did not make adam and steave. also out pluming is not made for it"

Out pluming?

o0 Taking a few quotes from Leviticus out of context do nothing to further your argument, except make you look more asshatty.

And if the Anti-n00b wasn't such a putzy, whingy bitch, I'd be on his side. n_n

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Out pluming?

I think it's like preening, but with your penis. I could be wrong, though.

...*facepalms* I can't believe I did that...If you ever come across me in there again doing something like that...no, if you ever come across me in Gaia again PERIOD, please kill me.

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[info]theartema
2004-02-19 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I think it's like preening, but with your penis. I could be wrong, though.

XD

Priceless.

Aww, don't be ashamed of the wank. I so would have knocked heads together if I didn't have the 'omgthisisawesomewank' epiphany. :3

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 10:50 pm UTC (link)
*sniffles* Thanks. I feel less stupid now.

...And now I really want an icon with a preening penis...

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
Out pluming?

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Hit reply too soon...
(Anonymous)
2004-02-20 05:40 am UTC (link)
*cough* sorry 'bout that.

Anyway, I think she ment to say "our plumbing" which does really help her point, since it only gives me the interesting mental image of a homophobic u-bend.
-anonny-non

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redwarrior
2004-02-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
*nods*

Plumbing is for pipes. Humans are for sex and love.

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[info]htrismegistus
2004-02-20 07:58 am UTC (link)
"I SUPPORT YOU! this behavior is not normal and it can cause sickness and God did not make adam and steave. also out pluming is not made for it"

Yes, but by this logic, blow jobs remain permissible for both sexes, non? Just 'cause the last time I checked, the mouth was still "in pluming". But then again, I don't check in with God all that often, either...

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[info]iczer6
2004-02-20 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I keep wondering about this 'Steve' person they mention. Who is he, what did he do to so annoy these people?

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[info]htrismegistus
2004-02-21 04:25 am UTC (link)
Maybe he was born with miraculous "pluming" that works both ways? Just guessing...

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A 'Steve' Speaks
[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-02-26 12:51 pm UTC (link)
I swear it was all Adam's idea! Honest! O.O;

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[info]telesilla
2004-02-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Every time I go to Gaia I get all confused by the fact that one line posts are often accompanied by huge sig quotes and graphics. If they're gonna get wanky can't they at least do it in a less distracting manner?

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
...I would say something to this, but that would make me a complete hypocrite (has huge-ass sig)

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[info]telesilla
2004-02-19 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Yeah but you actually participate over there and I assume having the big ol sig is part of the fun. Me I just wander by for the wank.

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Actually...um...It's just so people notice and become my minions so that I can form an unholy army of the damned. Otherwise I wouldn't bother. But you didn't hear that from me.

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-02-19 11:20 pm UTC (link)
mpmh... Don't feel bad. I want to actually log into one of my Gaia accounts, collect her quotes and do a verbal smack down, completely showing her that she's wrong.

*rubs temples* I'm very sorely tempted too. Argh.

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 11:23 pm UTC (link)
...Whose quotes?

...In my own defense, I'm still not completely sober.

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-02-19 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Hazy's.

Sorry. Didn't get enough sleep last night and I'm not terribly coherent myself. ^^;;

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[info]els_chan
2004-02-19 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh. OH! Oh. Okay. No. That's fine. I didn't sleep much either. And then I drank. Hence the 'I'm not sober' business...

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[info]miome
2004-02-20 04:37 am UTC (link)
Hazy admitted to actually being gay, and just there for the trolling, around page 28. Guess it goes to show that people of any orientation can be asshats.

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-02-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
I could have sworn I saw it on an earlier paage, but I only got about a page into a rant (over half consisting of quotes. Ranty and long winded I may be, I hadn't gotten very far :p) before I decided it wasn't worth it and it was better to work on something constructive.
I have to remind myself not to get involved no matter what I want to do.

It works. sometimes.

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edward_hyde
2004-02-20 08:26 am UTC (link)
Must...molest...icon...

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-02-20 09:25 am UTC (link)
A LoK fan? Here? (woo!) Or just a fan of the latin phrase "Vae Victus"? :p

*uses her Orgasmic Kain icon anyway*

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edward_hyde
2004-02-20 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Kain fan all the way, baby.

Badass vampires voiced by old, beautiful-voiced British men...doesn't get much more orgasmic than that. *grin*

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[info]visp
2004-02-20 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Raziel and Kain.... *melts*

And is that the freaky little bugger from La Blue Girl?

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edward_hyde
2004-02-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
Yes. Yes it is. :P

La Blue Girl is comedy gold, especially thanks to him. He's...so...CUTE! And he once defeated a gigantic tentacle demon with beer. *Beer*. ;)

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[info]visp
2004-02-21 05:01 am UTC (link)
I only saw the dubbed version and the voices irritated me so much I couldn't sit through more than one episode.

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edward_hyde
2004-02-22 12:19 am UTC (link)
Heh, yeah, they're pretty bad. Fortunately, I have a pretty high tolerance for bad voices, myself. My sense of humor is so twisted by now, it actually makes it *funnier* for me. :P

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[info]purest_chaos
2004-02-21 06:09 am UTC (link)
Never thought I'd see other LoK fans here. *is pleasently surprised tho* ^_^ It's such a... selective fandom perhaps?

Gotta love the voices. I swear Simon Templeman's voice is like chocolate. < /fangirll >

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edward_hyde
2004-02-22 12:26 am UTC (link)
Yeah, the Blood Omen/Soul Reaver universe is still a bit of a cult classic. But...GOD...yes, that man's voice is pure heaven. Simon Templeman, Michael Bell, Tony Jay (his usual/Elder God voice, not as Zephon :P), it's the holy voice trinity! XD

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redwarrior
2004-02-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
Ppl at GoGaia are not exactly renowned for their intelligence.

I'm not scared of some pink bow-wearing sissy fag.

How about a fag that can bench-press 400 pounds? *snerk* It's always fun to see how idiots conflate transsexualism and homosexuality.

Hazy...s/he's a fucking piece of work. Just saying somehting for the hell of saying it, looks like.

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 07:19 am UTC (link)
Reminds me of my v. openly gay, 6'9" math teacher from junior high. It was great, anytime someone at school made a snide comment about gays or lesbians, he'd just loom over them and wait for them to shit themselves.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-02-26 01:05 pm UTC (link)
He was 6'9"? Holy crap!
And I thought I could do a the big mean queer guy loom well.

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[info]musette
2004-02-26 07:09 pm UTC (link)
It was in/sane/. Particularly since he was teaching middle school, so we were all midgets since most of the guys hadn't even hit their big growth spurts yet at 12 or 13.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-02-27 02:08 pm UTC (link)
I'd have too much fun if it were me.

"Want to say that again, little man?" *evil grin*

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[info]musette
2004-02-27 07:22 pm UTC (link)
That was pretty much it. *g* Those of us who weren't the stupid popular kids loved him.

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[info]eljuno
2004-02-20 08:14 am UTC (link)
Hey, I know at least one MTF butch dyke who'd take something like that outta their skin, as well...

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[info]apoplexia
2004-02-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
I don't want to sound mean or petty or anything; but the fucking spelling on that board. Christ! If one more fucking person types "your" instead of "you're"...

::totally overreacts owing to a guilty conscience about constantly catching himself making the same dogawful mistake::

Oh, and "fucktard"; I don't know how I lived without this word.

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[info]arielchan
2004-02-20 02:09 am UTC (link)
My favorite word is actually "astard" because it can be said so many ways. You can say it like bastard but without the B, you can say it like "ass-tard" which is possibly a higher form of retard, or you can say "ass-turd" which is just crazy-sick.

Also, fuckwit.

~*Ariel*~

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[info]feenix
2004-02-20 01:37 am UTC (link)
This is why I avoid ED like it's the fucking plague.

I love how Atmaweapon keeps lobbing insults at the both of them and no one gives a shit.

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[info]feenix
2004-02-20 01:40 am UTC (link)
Holy crap, that's CHATTERBOX? It looked like a standard ED wank!

Where the fuck is the *spam!!!!*?

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[info]elle
2004-02-20 08:19 am UTC (link)
Gaiains are not renowned for their ability to make threads in their proper locations. Actually, if you take any given nettiquette rule, Gaians won't be renowned for it.

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[info]calluna
2004-02-20 03:29 am UTC (link)
Stick to Q&F; it's like Gaia's f_w outpost sometimes.

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-20 05:44 am UTC (link)
um...do you have to be registered on Gaia to view the forums now? Because when I try to look at the wank it says I have to log in first (doesn't have a Gaia account)
-anonny-non

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[info]loki
2004-02-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
It's telling me it's gone...even after I log in.

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