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Britt ([info]musette) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-19 15:06:00


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Current mood:energetic
Current music:continual headdesking

Homosexuality is TEH EVOL, now where's my recording of Mame?
This may be more appropriate for [info]otf_wank, let me know if it should be moved.

Musicals.net is a flaming cesspool of wank in the theatre fen community. Among the spoogey brethren of fifteen year old teenies and other dregs, who ocassionally have someone make a decent point and attempt a real conversation, there is The Wankiest Wanker in Wankerdom, one Evan. Evan is famous for ad hominem attacks and slinging slurs with absolutely no provocation, but for once, the wank really isn't on his side.

In the miscellaneous section of the forum, Evan posts an OT remark apparently clarifying his sexuality, after some rumours apparently started going around that he was *gasp!shock* bi. There's a few pages of the usual insults with no bearing in reality being tossed around, and people asking why Evan cares if people think he's bi. It's not until a few pages in that the homophobia starts spewing forth, including a fascinating comment that gays and straights are okay, but bis are evil, disgusting degenerates (look ma, I'm a degenerate, woo!). This continues for TWENTY THREE PAGES, amidst begging to lock the thread, a copious amount of bible thumping, yet more straw men and ad hominem attacks (including a nice long wanky debate on whether homosexuality is a choice). It's too long for anyone to read without gouging your eyes out, I suggest sticking to pages three to twelve.

I will never get over the irony of the homosexuality wank being on a theatre board. Really, it's too good.



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[info]erik
2004-02-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
Good fucking grief, it seems that all the homophobes have come out to play in the past week. S'pose it's all this SF marriage hoopla?

Guess it's time for me to relax with a margarita and a bottle of moisturizer, and watch the show.

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
I'll be over here with my Cosmo, watching the spooge and waiting for Bush to have a shit fit and send in the National Guard.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-20 08:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 04:50 pm UTC
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[info]yadda
2004-02-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
for if I were following the BIble, I would condem gays... and I don't.... I have a bunch of friends who are gay..... it's just that I personally would rather go to hell than be homosexual.

1) *Snort* Mm, irony
2) My God woman, what did those ellipses ever do to you!

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
Seriously, will no one think of the ellipses???

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(no subject) - [info]orphanannie, 2004-02-20 11:10 am UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 07:22 pm UTC

[info]littleshebear
2004-02-20 03:21 am UTC (link)
there are no bi guys in my opinion.
men are either gay, straight, in denial, in prison, or in the clergy.


I hate the "in denial" argument. It works both ways, you can simply turn it around and say that a straight or gay person is actually a bi-sexual in denial.

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
I wish I could make people see the logic behind not being overly attached to one gender in terms of attraction. For some reason, there are a lot of people who just DO NOT get it, and it makes me want to throttle someone.

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(no subject) - [info]guinevere33, 2004-02-20 09:56 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2004-02-21 04:23 am UTC
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redwarrior
2004-02-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
there are no bi guys in my opinion.
men are either gay, straight, in denial, in prison, or in the clergy.


*laughs*

The only types of men I consider to exist are Men I'm NEVER Going to Be Able to Fuck EVER, Men I May Need To Work With and Men that Will Let Me Fuck Them At The Drop of a Hat.

I'm not fond of sexual orientation much, can ya tell? XD

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Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-02-20 11:35 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 12:54 am UTC

[info]mael
2004-02-20 03:25 am UTC (link)
Pretty. As usual I'm a degenerate, imbalanced, pervert who does not actually exist. And is a man. Because women can't be bisexual. Nope, excuse me, sorry, missed the memo where bisexuality as a whole had somehow been erased from this green green earth.

Silly me.

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE AND NONE OF YOU EVER BOTHERED TO POINT IT OUT TO ME!

You jealous lesbian cunts!

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
*weeps copiously* I wish someone had told me, too! I feel so... so... USED!

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[info]delfeus
2004-02-21 06:25 pm UTC (link)
So... what is it called when I'm attracted to both men and women? If it's not bisexuality. Or does this mean that there is actually two persons living in my body, one attracted to men and one attracted to women? I'm kind of confused.

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
I love how every response she had was "I can believe what I want to believe, nyah nyah". So. Very. Mature.

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[info]isntitironic
2004-02-20 04:06 am UTC (link)
there are no bi guys in my opinion.

There is no interest on my credit card in my opinion. Hey, if the existance of bisexual men can be a matter of opinion, so can my credit card bill...

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
Shit man, is that how it works? Because in that case I don't have any student loan debt, nor do I have studying I should be doing.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-20 08:05 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-02-21 05:46 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]livviebway, 2004-02-21 12:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 07:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 04:48 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 07:02 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 07:48 am UTC
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[info]biichan
2004-02-21 01:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, there's bi guys. I used to date one. He had half-naked men all over his room but since they were action movie posters, he was able to pass for straight pretty well. He also had the grooming and social habits of a very unevolved straight boy.

Now, the existence of that particular bi guy... that's something I wish was a matter of opinion!

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[info]rogue
2004-02-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
Among other things, I'd really like to teach all these people how to properly use quote tags.

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[info]musette
2004-02-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure which is worse, the ellipses raping or the quote tag abuse.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-20 08:05 pm UTC
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[info]melange
2004-02-20 05:43 am UTC (link)
there are no bi guys in my opinion

Eww. I knew a guy in high school who went on a huge, five minute rant about how men couldn't be bisexual, because 'you either liked cock, or pussy not both'. (And when I asked about bi women, he said that they only existed because it 'turned men on'. Whether he meant that women 'faked' bisexuality in order to lure men, or if God had blessed the world with female bisexuals so that men could have threesomes, I'll never know.) And he said this right in front of a mutual friend, who was a *gasp* male bisexual. It was really quite horrible, in a ironic way.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-23 07:51 am UTC
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[info]darkrose
2004-02-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
I will never get over the irony of the homosexuality wank being on a theatre board.

*points to icon*

That's all I have to say.

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Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-21 06:44 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-22 02:06 am UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-22 09:49 am UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-22 10:23 pm UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-02-23 07:38 am UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-23 08:07 am UTC

[info]garlicbug
2004-02-20 09:05 am UTC (link)
If everybody practiced homosexuality, the human population would cease to grow.

*ahem* SLOWING POPULATION GROWTH IS A GOOD THING YOU NUMBNUTS. Hellooooo? Remember a problem we have called overpopulation? Not to mention that gay people often have children or adopt them anyway and that what we're discussing is bisexuality, not homosexuality?

And what's with this garbage about bisexual women existing but not bisexual men? If I hear this 'girls are more emotionally attatched to each other' excuse one more time my brain is going to implode. Just because I like my friends (female AND male) and can relate to them, does not mean there's any chance I'll ever want to do the horizontal mambo with them! Not to mention the fact that I can be as blunt and emotionally isolated as any "typical" man. :P

Argh, all this homophobia wank will be the death of me. I'm going over here to read badfic. Apologies for preaching to the choir (and spooging all over it)

Incidentally, I love the last line of this post. The irony, indeed. ^^

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Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 09:37 am UTC
That one always amazes me as well - [info]karmakaze, 2004-02-20 08:13 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 08:38 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-20 09:32 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 10:19 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-20 11:29 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 12:51 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-21 12:55 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 12:57 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-21 01:03 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 01:41 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-21 12:57 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 12:58 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]tempslut, 2004-02-21 01:50 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 02:27 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-21 04:35 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - (Anonymous), 2004-02-21 04:54 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]orphanannie, 2004-02-21 05:32 am UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-21 04:23 pm UTC
Re: That one always amazes me as well - (Anonymous), 2004-02-21 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2004-02-21 05:45 am UTC

[info]carbucketty
2004-02-20 09:36 am UTC (link)
Ah, Evan. The Musicals.net troll. A prime place of wank on M.net is the CATS forum. You could pull stuff out of there for days.

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Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2004-02-20 10:29 am UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 10:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]orphanannie, 2004-02-20 11:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-02-20 07:39 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]orphanannie, 2004-02-20 11:05 am UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-20 07:20 pm UTC
Thanks Carbucketty - (Anonymous), 2004-02-21 03:53 am UTC
Huh?
(Anonymous)
2004-02-21 12:42 am UTC (link)
The concept of male bisexuals not existing is boggling, to me. I have a close male friend that is... well, promiscuous, yet does [frequently] rave about how much he would just die if he had the chance to bang the vocalist of AFI, Stuart Townsend, and his roommate.

Maybe the poster hasn't had the pleasure of knowing anybody like that?

~GN[Who is probably annoying by now.]

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Re: Huh? - [info]musette, 2004-02-21 12:54 am UTC
Oh, and we mustn't ignore
[info]orphanannie
2004-02-21 03:44 am UTC (link)
Evan Grubbs' last Word and Manifesto.

(This would not be the (Evan) from Louisiana.)

http://www.evangrubbs.com/Story.html

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Re: Oh, and we mustn't ignore - (Anonymous), 2004-02-21 03:52 am UTC
Re: Oh, and we mustn't ignore - (Anonymous), 2004-02-21 03:56 am UTC

[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-02-26 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Wow, since I'm a male bisexual not only am I a degenerate, but I'm also not real.

So is this like The Sims, or something?

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Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-26 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-02-27 02:10 pm UTC
Re: - [info]musette, 2004-02-27 07:22 pm UTC


 
   
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