Homosexuality is TEH EVOL, now where's my recording of Mame?
This may be more appropriate for otf_wank, let me know if it should be moved.

Musicals.net is a flaming cesspool of wank in the theatre fen community. Among the spoogey brethren of fifteen year old teenies and other dregs, who ocassionally have someone make a decent point and attempt a real conversation, there is The Wankiest Wanker in Wankerdom, one Evan. Evan is famous for ad hominem attacks and slinging slurs with absolutely no provocation, but for once, the wank really isn't on his side.

In the miscellaneous section of the forum, Evan posts an OT remark apparently clarifying his sexuality, after some rumours apparently started going around that he was *gasp!shock* bi. There's a few pages of the usual insults with no bearing in reality being tossed around, and people asking why Evan cares if people think he's bi. It's not until a few pages in that the homophobia starts spewing forth, including a fascinating comment that gays and straights are okay, but bis are evil, disgusting degenerates (look ma, I'm a degenerate, woo!). This continues for TWENTY THREE PAGES, amidst begging to lock the thread, a copious amount of bible thumping, yet more straw men and ad hominem attacks (including a nice long wanky debate on whether homosexuality is a choice). It's too long for anyone to read without gouging your eyes out, I suggest sticking to pages three to twelve.

I will never get over the irony of the homosexuality wank being on a theatre board. Really, it's too good.