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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-21 22:28:00


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Another Mini-Wank
Someone asks about how Ash Ketchum gets girls to fawn over him.

A reply (ok, so it was me) mentions Sammy's crush on Ash. (Sammy is a 10-year-old boy, by the way).

Oh my.

Sammy is not a female so don't be all homosexual.

I had to resist the urge to point out that Ritchie's crush on Ash is even *more* obvious.

Oh yes, did I mention that one of her original examples is Bayleef? Yes, evidently she condones human/Pokémon relationships, but not human male/human male.


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[info]deepgreeneden
2004-02-22 08:51 am UTC (link)
I dare you to show her some graphic GaryxAsh.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-02-22 08:53 am UTC (link)
Mayhap I should show her some romance of Gary/Ash or something.

Wonder what she'd think of MPJ (after all, a male Squirtle falls in love with a male human...)

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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-22 10:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-23 03:57 am UTC
Re: - [info]rann, 2004-02-23 04:00 am UTC

[info]iczer6
2004-02-22 09:05 am UTC (link)
I did get a kick out of that badly, badly photoshopped image of Ash in the QEftSG pic. Someone needs to do a decent version of that.

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[info]onewingedhyu
2004-02-22 09:45 am UTC (link)
The superimposed picture of Ash on a picture of the five men from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was a nice touch too. *heh's*

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[info]guildenstern
2004-02-22 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Citan!icon! YES! XD
That is quite possibly the best Citan screencap icon EVER. I adore it. XD Good job.

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(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-22 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-22 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-02-23 12:05 am UTC
Re: - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-23 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2004-02-23 12:27 am UTC
Re: - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-23 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-02-23 03:57 pm UTC
Re: - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-23 07:48 pm UTC
Re: - [info]guildenstern, 2004-02-27 12:50 am UTC
Re: - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-27 02:30 am UTC

[info]kannaophelia
2004-02-22 02:09 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm going to start saying "don't be all heterosexual" to people who annoy me. And oh, I used to collect Ash/Chikorita stories in which Chikorita's pure love for Ash transformed him into a human, so thinking pokemon/human romance, as long as it's het, is better than samesex romance doesn't really surprise me...

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[info]delfeus
2004-02-22 03:38 pm UTC (link)
I want an icon with that! :D

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[info]skarrow
2004-02-22 09:10 pm UTC (link)
...now THAT I would really like to see.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2004-02-22 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-23 04:06 am UTC

[info]maryavatar
2004-02-22 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Drat, now I have the urge to read that Misty/Bulbasaur fic again. Tentacle rape! I wish I'd bookmarked it. *sigh*

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-22 07:06 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA. I read that a long long time ago, I think it's on the Sakura Lemon Archive (http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/pokemon.html)

Ahhh, the old days when I was into reading bad hardcore porn.

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(no subject) - [info]maryavatar, 2004-02-22 08:00 pm UTC

[info]aloysius
2004-02-22 05:05 pm UTC (link)
I've been wondering about this (and so has my little brother, because he keeps asking me about it), but how do you know whether a PokeMon is male or female? I can see it's obvious with Butterfree and Nidorina/Nidoran/Nidoking, but I've seen people say Pikachu is a girl, and seen people say it's a boy. What's the consensus? I'm confused!

(And I know more about PokeMon than I wish I did. Meh.)

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[info]boobsmcgee
2004-02-22 06:04 pm UTC (link)
In the games pokemon are arranged by gender in five ways:
1) Can be male or female (most pokemon)
2) Are always female (Jynx, Nidoqueen)
3) Are always male (Tauros)
4) Have no gender but still can reproduce (Ditto)
5) Cannot reproduce at all (Mew)

I loooooove breeding my pokemon!

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(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-22 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]liarliar, 2004-02-22 07:32 pm UTC
Re: - [info]boobsmcgee, 2004-02-22 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-02-23 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-02-23 05:45 am UTC
Re: - [info]rann, 2004-02-23 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-23 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-02-24 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-24 09:29 pm UTC

[info]resmiranda
2004-02-22 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I was so, so confused for a minute because my sleep-addled brain mixed up Ash Ketchum and Asthon Kutcher. But all better now!

/bizarro world

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[info]resmiranda
2004-02-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Or Ashton Kutcher, even.

...

...braaaaaaaaains... ...coooooffffeeeeeeeeeeee...

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[info]croik
2004-02-22 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Me too! Which, I don't really understand why people like Kutcher, either... oh well XD

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(no subject) - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-02-23 01:47 am UTC

[info]msmanna
2004-02-22 06:36 pm UTC (link)

Me three. And...whoa. That's a picture I didn't need in my head.

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(no subject) - [info]sam_chan, 2004-02-22 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-02-23 02:21 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-02-22 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Yes, evidently she condones human/Pokémon relationships, but not human male/human male.

"Anything is okay as long as it's straight!"

Yeah, even BESTIALITY. God, people can be idiots. -_-;

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-22 10:02 pm UTC (link)
This gives a whole new meaning to "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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[info]crickets
2004-02-22 10:24 pm UTC (link)
*sporfle!* I don't know much about Pokemon, but that made me laugh out loud.

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[info]onewingedhyu
2004-02-22 10:39 pm UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

Oh gods.. mental images.. must.. stop

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-22 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Please keep your homosexual tendencies to yourself.

Damn it, your homosexual tendencies are drifting my way! With a strong gust of wind, I could be enveloped! Stay awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


sa@bonasi.com

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-02-23 12:29 am UTC (link)
But what if there were a male/male Human-to-Pokemon relationship? Would the supposed goodness of beastiality cancel out the supposed badness of slash?

...
And now I will never feel clean again, because I just used "goodness" and "beastiality" together in the same sentence.

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[info]onewingedhyu
2004-02-23 12:40 am UTC (link)
good beastiality and bad slash.. ooohboy.. What a combination.

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[info]skarrow
2004-02-23 01:29 am UTC (link)
I thought the goodness of the straight canceled out the badness of the bestiality? So bestial slash might as well be titled "666 SATAN 0WNX0Rs JOO" and be done with it? Or have I got it wrong?

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-02-23 04:04 am UTC

[info]thespacecat
2004-02-23 12:55 am UTC (link)
OMG, like, ROTFLMAO, like, WTF, OMG, LOL STFU?


Isn't there some kind of law against accusing people of being pedophiles for disagreeing with you? If not, there should be.


*bangs head on desk*

Homophobic thread-nazis. I hate homophobic thread-nazis.

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-02-23 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thespacecat, 2004-02-23 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-02-23 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thespacecat, 2004-02-23 11:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-02-24 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thespacecat, 2004-02-24 11:22 am UTC

 
   
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