X-Men RP Wank!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_rpers_suck/364694.html#cutid1

Someone asked for this to be wanked, so as community maintainer, I'm posting it here for your viewing pleasure. The original post sounds really whiny, and makes no sense. What I managed to get out of it was, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TEH MODZ ARNT LETING ME PLAY BOBBY HOW I WNAT TO!!111"

Maybe you'll have more luck making more sense of it than I am.

Edit: "You guys are so mean to me and you're not kissing my ass -- but I think you're so funny that I'm going to post this whiny ass diatribe and get your opinions before I leave the community for good!"

Wah wah. Cry us a friggin' river. I'll call the wahmbulance to take you home.

-- Sarah