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Snark Snark Snark ([info]snarky_comments) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-22 19:54:00
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My First Wank!
Violator_Lurks has made a second post, playing up on his/her first
Two trolling journals go round the fandom,
round the fandom, round the fandom.
Two watching for wank communities go round the fandom,
round the fandom, round the fandom.



Guess who's back, back again
Vio's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...


I've created a troll, 'cuz nobody wants to
See peace no more, they want vio,
I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want vio, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of smut mixed with some liquor, some
masturbation that will jumpstart your wank quicka
Then a shock when I get mocked at the F_W
By the twats when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the fandom while they're operating
"Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the task and ovulating
I know that you got a job Aja
But your attention problem is complicating
So the fandom won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down with something smutty
But wank feels so empty without me
So come mock, wishing you were violated
Fuck that
Come on your fics and some on your friends,
And get ready 'cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Ali!"


Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me


Little hellions, fandomers feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed, they're still reading Cassandra-Claire's fics
They start feelin' like losers, helpless,
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "WANK IT!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the fandom
A rebel,
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone wanting to kick my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
Well I'm back, fix your fucking PC
Get online and then I'm gonna enter
Into your pinky finger like a splinter
The center of attention back from the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since shipping
Infesting your fandom and nesting
"Testing: Attention Please!"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, the fandom can suck me
A nuisance, who sent, no trolls except me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit
All you artists, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than The Photo Man's fics,
And Heidi?, you can get stoned by Oldbies,
Arabella and Zsenya, you old bald-headed wannabes blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody reads Ron/Hermione
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole new entry full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a keyboard
Ever since watchful entity disappeared
But sometimes the fandom just seems,
As if everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm obscene,
But it's just me, I'm just bashing
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since i_am_watching,
To do Entity's work so selfishly
And use it to get myself more wanky
There's a concept that works
20 million other trolls emerge
But no matta how many trolls in the fandom
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
And they have a new layout...it matches the icon...almost...
They got quite a few people in that rap, Cassie, Ali, Heidi, Aja, etc. This is going to be so fucking funny when the comments come in!

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[info]aruru
2004-02-23 03:16 am UTC (link)
...goddamit, now I have the chorus part of the song stuck in my head!

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[info]shoiryu
2004-02-23 03:20 am UTC (link)
AND THEY ADDED ME! FINALLY! I'm a threat to SOMEONE'S fandom! :D

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[info]vengeance_bean
2004-02-23 03:28 am UTC (link)
That is a beautiful icon.

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[info]glomobius
2004-02-23 03:33 am UTC (link)
I agree!

~glo

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[info]shoiryu
2004-02-23 09:37 am UTC (link)
Thanks! :D

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-02-23 12:36 pm UTC (link)
eeeeeeeeeh luckdragon!

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[info]onewingedhyu
2004-02-24 12:43 am UTC (link)
Luck dragon! *points and then glomps the icon*

I so wanted one when I was a kid..

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[info]smo
2004-02-23 07:21 am UTC (link)
Mental note to self: finish "Raenef's point of view" version of Eclipse's shota wet dream for Demon Diary. Am nothing if not a panderer. ;)

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Raenef Shota
[info]deoridhe
2004-02-23 03:02 pm UTC (link)
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Soon???

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Re: Raenef Shota
[info]smo
2004-02-23 04:45 pm UTC (link)
Sure, why not? It beats homework. :)

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Re: Raenef Shota
[info]deoridhe
2004-02-23 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

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allen
2004-02-23 03:41 am UTC (link)
Yawn.

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[info]snacky
2004-02-23 04:12 am UTC (link)
Yawny McYawn.

Also, word. ;-)

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[info]skarrow
2004-02-23 03:46 am UTC (link)
How exactly can you tell if you've been friended? I mean, without actually caring enough to look at every troll journal?

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[info]photosinensis
2004-02-23 03:49 am UTC (link)
Some clients tell you if someone's friended you when you open them.

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[info]skarrow
2004-02-23 03:50 am UTC (link)
Ah. Good. So slightly less the hypocrisy than I was afraid of.

(OMG! It took three hours, but I found some troll bastard who friended me!, etc.)

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-02-23 04:19 am UTC (link)
With the web client, look at your "user info". It will have a "friends of" list.

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[info]feenix
2004-02-23 04:24 am UTC (link)
Open up your "Edit Friends" page. It shows who you're a friend of at the top.

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[info]mynxkittie
2004-02-23 03:50 am UTC (link)
Too bad it's not very funny.

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[info]dreamtoday
2004-02-23 06:09 am UTC (link)
the original lyrics were funnier. or at least more interesting. must learn never to rephrase eminem when not funny.

cm

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[info]esseilte
2004-02-24 12:10 am UTC (link)
It's probably a bad sign that I got too bored to finish reading it...I expected amusement. Entertain me, dammit.

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[info]resmiranda
2004-02-23 04:14 am UTC (link)
I am the worst thing since i_am_watching

I laffed.

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[info]zorb
2004-02-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
Well, I'll give them points for creativity. Silly trolls are so inventive when desperate for loff.

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[info]smit
2004-02-23 04:56 am UTC (link)
Hey, I read Ron/Hermione.

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[info]photosinensis
2004-02-23 08:01 am UTC (link)
Ah! Somebody to provide a counterarguement against the wanker!

Perhaps I'm not a crapfic writer!

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-23 11:00 am UTC (link)
Or perhaps you are anyway :-?

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[info]cleolinda
2004-02-23 05:29 am UTC (link)
I just like

You waited this long to stop debating
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the task and ovulating

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[info]princessdot
2004-02-23 07:37 am UTC (link)
Does this mean she's only around for 4/28 days at a time?

And sorry but seen that M song done much better. And funnier.

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Not Up to Standard.
[info]ladyrogue
2004-02-23 09:50 am UTC (link)
Dear V_L,

We at F_W have been impressed with your work in the past, but your recent efforts have seemed lacking. They just aren't up to par with what we expect from our trolls. So I am afraid we are going to have to let you go. This was a hard decision considering some of your past wankery, but we believe it is for the best.


Fandom_Wank

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Re: Not Up to Standard.
[info]crickets
2004-02-23 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Excellent.

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