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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-24 12:29:00


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Current mood: energetic

My fandom's wank-fu is best!
Remember this X-Files wank, in which we learned that those wacky Havenites were planning an ad in the Hollywood Reporter to show fan support for a second X-Files movie? Sure you do! While they had ad layouts all planned and a website, they were having a bit of trouble reaching their $3000 goal (maybe because they were the only fans who knew about it? I certainly haven't seen it advertised anywhere else).

But all that's changed! Because in THE HOLY MOMENT IN XF FANS HISTORY, an Angel of Mercy named Endgame stepped in and has contributed over $1,800(!) to the cause. You need to click the link to witness the outpouring of asskissing gratitude from the Spoilers Folder denizens, in multiple fonts, colors, and with a lot a lot a lot of smilies!

I particularly like this comment from beckyc: "This ad and fan effort should tell Fox something!!" Yeah, that the Buffy/Angel shippers aren't the only ones willing to throw cash away on useless ads.

HorsePirateX: "Silver screen here we come, again!" As if an ad is all that's needed to greenlight a movie.

k-mom brings it all home: "Just think... I know there are many of us on Haven who would have liked to contribute to this, but because of various and sundry reasons (ours: so deep in debt our ears hurt, others: students, fixed incomes, health care debt) could not even put in their widow's mite. Here one VERY generous person has stepped up and made this possible. Completely amazing.

Now fast forward... to a time when you have plenty to give... whether it's money, time, food, clothing, skills, whatever. And you see a need. Remember EndGame and say, "I'll step up and give this time."

I simply cannot WAIT to see the ad AND see the reaction!

praying TPTB will be reading that day..."


Yeah. When you have plenty to give make sure you give it to an AD. Fuck those charities, man! Screw the hungry and the homeless! Let's make sure WE GET TO SEE A MOVIE!

$1,800.00, people. $1,800.00. I just can't get over it. I mean, hey, spend your money on what you want, but let's not pretend it's a noble cause, okay?

(Also of interest is karcane's I am mad RANT (in which she's likened to Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell and the Wright Brothers). While she's not naming names, it seems she discovered the original wank. We suck the fun and goodness out of everything in this world. *g*)

Credit where credit is due: As I'm not brave enough to venture into the Spoilers Folder on a regular basis, I got this from [info]kristenk2, who alerted me to the wank.



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[info]teratologist
2004-02-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Hey, they can send me the $1,800, and I'll make an X-Files movie for them. Granted, it'll be made of Flash animation with stick figures, combined with some stock footage borrowed from the Ed Wood Memorial Library, but if they want to spend their money that badly....

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[info]cleolinda
2004-02-24 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Ooo! They can go investigate this UFO that's upsetting all the buffalo, and it can end with a climactic underwater fight against a giant octopus. Hell, we can do that for $326.97, and spend the rest on booze!

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(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2004-02-25 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-02-25 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-02-25 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-02-25 02:50 am UTC

[info]panthea
2004-02-25 01:52 am UTC (link)
And hey, at least that way there's a chance of the movie actually getting made!

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2004-02-24 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Guh. Eighteen hundred dollars. To ask for a sequel to a movie that wasn't all that great to begin with. That's just... that... owowow. It hurts me so that I revert to petulant six-year-old mode. ::whines and stamps her foot:: I wanna be rich and stupid toooo!</i> An' I'd find good uses for all that money, like hiring Viggo Mortensen and Billy Boyd to be my best fuckbuddies friends!

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[info]phosfate
2004-02-24 08:21 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk*

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[info]julia
2004-02-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)
*facepalm*

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-24 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2004-02-24 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-24 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-02-25 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-25 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-25 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-05-21 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-02-29 01:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-02-29 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-03-03 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eatsomepi, 2004-02-24 10:39 pm UTC

[info]enkogneatoh
2004-02-25 02:36 am UTC (link)
*bitchslap*

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[info]kristenk2
2004-02-24 08:42 pm UTC (link)
You need to click the link to witness the outpouring of asskissing gratitude from the Spoilers Folder denizens, in multiple fonts, colors, and with a lot a lot a lot of smilies!

Oh, the smilies used to make bigger smilies is just too funneh.

And be sure to take a gander at the clapping and winking Mulder-Scully Cabbage Patch dollies on page 3.

How can anyone claim this isn't SERIOUS business?! They have M&S DOLLIES, people!

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[info]snacky
2004-02-24 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, lord. *That's* what those are? That's some fucked up shit, right there.

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(no subject) - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-24 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-02-24 09:43 pm UTC
XF Dolly Sex - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-24 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2004-02-25 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-02-25 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-02-25 10:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-25 05:50 pm UTC

[info]crickets
2004-02-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
o_O

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Ug and Gah
[info]rubytramp
2004-02-24 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I've been following this mess and right now I'm waiting for endgame's check to bounce, in-fights over the design of the ad, or attacks from other boards - (the DDFans, the OS board, the snoggers) and finally the sweet, sweet fall out when the movie does not get made.

Because it's never going to get made.

People are stupid and my fandom is full of either the crazy or the bitter.

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Wow
[info]esseilte
2004-02-24 08:49 pm UTC (link)
$1800? That's a hell of a lot of money to pay to be mocked. Didn't anyone tell them we'll mock people for free?

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Re: Wow
[info]rubytramp
2004-02-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Does the $1,800 make this quality mocking?

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Re: Wow - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-24 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Wow
[info]lessis
2004-02-25 04:36 am UTC (link)
Sorry but, Eeeeeee! Icon love! I've been hunting for an icon like that since that Angel ep came out. Mind if i gank it(or where did you get it?)

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Re: Wow - [info]esseilte, 2004-02-25 08:50 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]crickets, 2004-02-25 08:55 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 02:11 pm UTC

[info]littletort
2004-02-24 09:11 pm UTC (link)
OH GOD AHAHAHAHA! My first fandom....how I love thee. I cannot believe someone donated $1800. That is just unreal. And the movie...it's not gonna happen. That's just insane.

*walks off laughing*

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[info]kijikun
2004-02-24 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Somehow I can hear the word Endgame without thinking Highlander and wanting to cry.

But thats just me.

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(no subject) - [info]esseilte, 2004-02-24 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-02-24 10:37 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2004-02-24 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Hey Endgame, as long as you've got money to flush down the toilet, can you pay to have this whole debacle filmed as it unfolds?

Think of the drama! Think of the pathos! Think of the comedy.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-24 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me or do I hear a multitude of voices whispering "fleece us... fleeeeece usssss!"

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-02-24 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-02-24 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-25 05:51 pm UTC

[info]einini
2004-02-24 10:33 pm UTC (link)
It's official.

My fandom scares me.

::rocks in corner, holding self tight::

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(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-02-25 10:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-25 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-02-26 03:27 am UTC
Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-02-26 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-02-25 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-02-29 01:50 pm UTC

[info]ahiru
2004-02-24 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I knew delusion was powerful, but I never knew that it was such a big spender too. Perhaps Endgame will give us money if we promise to make a movie about X-Files wank?

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(no subject) - [info]aloysius, 2004-02-25 02:45 pm UTC
Snacky, m'dear ...
(Anonymous)
2004-02-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
I am totally smelling a rat on this one.

End Game only registered at the Haven 10 days ago and is giving away 2K for the ads? And he/she/it made a point of saying that he/she/it was only a fan of the first 7 seasons, no?

Is it cynical old me or does it seem like somebody, quite possibly, is having a little fun at Karcane's expense? This seems like something that one of our old "friends*" would do.

Plus, has the check (or the PayPal) actually been deposited in the bank and cleared? 'Cause in the fundraising biz, we used to call that a pledge, if you know what I'm saying.

Comice

*And by friends, I mean total whackjobs.

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Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-25 02:13 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 03:09 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-25 03:17 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 04:14 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-25 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2004-02-25 05:17 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]snacky, 2004-02-25 06:54 pm UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-26 03:40 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]kristenk2, 2004-02-25 05:08 am UTC
Re: Snacky, m'dear ... - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 05:34 am UTC
Child Porn? - [info]hj1, 2004-02-25 07:18 pm UTC
Re: Child Porn? - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 07:24 pm UTC
Re: Child Porn? - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-25 07:42 pm UTC

[info]rogue
2004-02-25 04:04 am UTC (link)
What I want to know is, who the hell do they think is reading the Hollywood Reporter that actually DOES anything in the industry? All things considerd, it's just a very well-funded tabloid.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-02-25 06:39 am UTC

[info]linzee
2004-02-25 06:59 am UTC (link)
I'm so glad somebody wanked this. I saw this and it just...well, pretty much made me sad.

Eighteen hundred dollars. If it was silly when people were sending $20, $50 dollars to a rather poorly put together campaign to run one freaking ad, that's enough to make me lose what little faith I might have had left in online humanity. I mean, send it to me! I'm a worthy cause! For $1800 dollars, I'll sharpie "WE WANT XF2" to my forehead and run screaming in a neon jumpsuit around Chris Carter's house until I'm dragged away by security. It'd be just as effective, in the long run - and given some of those designs, probably a little more visually pleasing. *g*

But then, I'm baffled by the idea of *wanting* a second X Files movie. The first one was bad! And I say this as someone who adored the show, even when it sucked gerbils through a swirly straw. But honestly...the finale was bad enough. Do they really think another movie would be anything but worse?

Ah, Philes. :sniff: I am deeply ashamed for love my fandom.

Linzee

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(no subject) - [info]hj1, 2004-02-25 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2004-02-26 04:21 am UTC
The Truth - [info]rubytramp, 2004-02-26 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-02-26 01:08 am UTC
$1800?
(Anonymous)
2004-02-25 05:12 pm UTC (link)
I'd pay $1800 to shut the Haven down. F**k the movie, man, those people over there are loons and make me wish I'd never watched the show. The moderator's IP watching is the creepiest display of powermongering tinhattery I've ever seen in my life.

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[info]ingrid
2004-02-25 08:40 pm UTC (link)
If people who for some bizarre reason get off on writing stories wherein straight people have sex with each other ...

It always sends a terrible chill down my spine too.

::: shudders ::::

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