kirarose
2003-04-09 11:43 pm UTC (link)

But if you were such a big fan, you'd support anything he does.

Um...

No! I don't think so! I love Stephen King's earlier work and consider myself a pretty big fan, but that doesn't mean I'm running out buying his latest crap that I can barely wade through without wanting to tear my eyes out. ::takes a deep breath::

I like Kevin Smith. But there's still things he's done that made me want to sneer.

I have no opinion of the movie or the actress/singer/whatever.

So, I just have to wonder, if they are such big fans, does that mean that they would support him dancing nude at the local mall with a pickled fish under each armpit while singing Vogue in Elvish to The Squid in an effort to lure him away from the love that is Hogwarts while sending secret hand signals to Ben who was wearing color coded t-shirts?

:^

Yes, I'm crossing the wanks... I'm bored.

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	hollenlili 2003-04-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
	My god! Who -wouldn't- support that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kirarose 2003-04-10 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I screwed up my own response to this LOL, so I delete and start over! (long day) What was I thinking? {smacks forehead} Although Hogwarts might be a bit against it. Although I've heard tales about the Squid and the Gollem so maybe Hogwarts would be better off without him. Let Smith deal with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pipssister 2003-04-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I agree. I mean, come on! Kevin Smith/Ben Affleck/Squid slash, complete with UST between Kevin Smith and Hogwarts, resulting in Kevin Smith/Ben Affleck/Squid/Hogwarts slash... It's genius, I tell you! Genius! And the fish just makes it better! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orthanc 2003-04-10 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Don't forget me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mireille 2003-04-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I would. Hell, I'd support it financially; that's entertainment, right there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2003-04-10 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I'd only support it if Smith was singing Vogue in Elbish, not Elvish. g (Reply to this)(Parent)

	telesilla 2003-04-10 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Didn't someone say crossing the wanks was a bad thing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2003-04-10 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Don't cross the wannnnnnnnnnnks. Especially not while thinking of the Staypuft Marshmallow man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kirarose 2003-04-10 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Ah! You beat me to it! That's what happens when I decide that sleep is necessary for survival. ::pouts:: LOL (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2003-04-10 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sleep IS unnecessary. 48 hours to a day, 3 & 1/2 days a week. It all makes sense... Eventually, if you haven't had enough sleep and consumed far too much caffeine to be alive. :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2003-04-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I would just like to point out that the irrational hatred of J-Lo has lead people to claim that Joey Lauren Adams is a great actress. Surely one of the signs of the Apocalypse, no? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pipssister 2003-04-10 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Eh, I think she's all right. No Julianne Moore, but... [shrugs] She did well in Chasing Amy. I actually don't mind her voice. Have to question her choice in picking some other movies, though. Beautiful? Gag me. (><) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2003-04-10 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, sure, she's okay. And I thought she did a good job in Chasing Amy. But like you said, no Julianne Moore. And that's what it seemed like some of the posters were saying, in comparing her greatness to J-Lo's. (Reply to this)(Parent)

hugsnkisses
2003-04-10 12:45 am UTC (link)

I hope this movie doesn't make any money because people boycott it and then kevin smith will be broke and gets depressed and won't do any more films because of you stupid people who boycott this for a stupid reason like that.

Someone forgot to take their pills today.... *puts a paper bag over her head and hides in a corner in case she gets mowed down by a runaway herd of mutant tractors when she steps out the door*

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	daijinryuu 2003-04-10 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I don't think there's a single board on IMDB that isn't like that. (Reply to this)

	rhi_silverflame 2003-04-10 02:57 am UTC (link)
	If I ever saw you in real life and heard such a comment i'd off ur beep* head with the same bolt-action caliber rifle from phone booth!! (i'm violent, whaddaya gonna do when ur provoked)* I had to stop reading after that . . . my brain exploded from bewildered amusement/horror and I only have the patience for one round of tweezing the bits back up out of the carpet fibers. (Reply to this)

	madmouth 2003-04-10 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I think fandom_wank has brought to light an alarming and widespread phenomenon in human psychology--the less important an issue is, the more time people will take to rant about it. who the fuck cares about kevin smith's new movie? (Reply to this)