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just another stormcrow ([info]sagralisse) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-02-27 13:23:00
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Passion wank
Woah, surprising, huh? I friended with_gusto after seeing the wank that [info]karmakaze posted earlier. Anyway in this morning's post, he/she rather facetiously tells everyone that they should go see "Passion of Christ". The conversation is low key until someone says she's boycotting the movie because of those stupid LJ ads. Of course the conversation drifts to death and lighting and everything's cool until a believer shows up to blame the lightning on Satan. Then we strike paydirt, as the participants argue as to whether crucifixion is the worst way to die EVAR.

I add my two teaspoons there at the end, so it might ought to go in [info]i_wank. However I hate the thought that those of you who haven't joined that community yet *cough*hint*cough* might miss out on the fun.

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-27 09:48 pm UTC (link)
is it against the rules, particularily for a lowly anonymous poster, to mention that something about your devil!viggo icon gives me multiple, screaming orgasms? i tell you, it's hard to get up from my chair and walk away on a day when you've posted several times, my legs are so weak.

*skulks away again*

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-27 09:52 pm UTC (link)
He is teh Sexxorz, isn't he? I did the quote but someone else made the icon for me. I forgot who it was because being evil is bad for my memory.

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-27 10:06 pm UTC (link)
being evil is bad for my memory.

finally! an explanation for my extremely, extremely premature alzheimer's disease. i thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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[info]littlekitsch
2004-02-28 06:55 pm UTC (link)
*sighs*

The Satan!Viggo on the right of that icon reminds me quite strongly of my ex-boyfriend. I don't know whether to be happy about that or mildly annoyed.

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Could it be...SATAN?
[info]persephone
2004-02-27 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I always thought lightning strikes came from God when S/He was displeased with your actions. The "May God strike me dead if I'm lying" kind of thing.

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Re: Could it be...SATAN?
[info]senor_pinata
2004-02-27 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Also, as one posted pointed out, lightning comes from the sky, which is where God is viewed as existing. Hell is supposedly down below.

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Re: Could it be...SATAN?
[info]elle
2004-02-27 10:10 pm UTC (link)
God timeshares.

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Re: Could it be...SATAN?
[info]elfy
2004-02-28 12:09 pm UTC (link)
Right, that's it. I'm totally hanging out for the moment the earth rips open and Satan hurls lightning at me.

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[info]mael
2004-02-27 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it was Zeus.

I'm sure he's been feeling neglected lately.

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[info]spiderflower
2004-02-28 06:17 am UTC (link)
He is, he is.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-02-27 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Community pimp!

*pimps [info]fw_fairytales while she's at it*

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[info]aruru
2004-02-28 07:09 am UTC (link)
Hey, if you guys are jumping in that bandwagon... *pimps [info]fw_offline*

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[info]ahiru
2004-02-28 12:23 am UTC (link)
So Satan's in the lightning business now? I thought there was an agreement -- Zeus gets the lightning, Satan takes the fire and brimstone. There's going to hell to p--wait, never mind.

(On a related note, someone at my college sent in a letter to the editorial paper telling everybody to go see "The Passion of Christ" because it is God's way of bearing witness to us and there is no reason to live in sin ever and Jesus will soon be returning. Now, maybe this is just because I'm a heathen Jew and all, but personally I think if God was trying to bear witness to us, He'd do it through someone other than Mel Gibson.)

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-02-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
even god can't resist those baby blues, apparently.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-28 12:36 am UTC (link)
What really got me hot (and not in a good way) was that I knew it was going to turn into a contest about who has had the most horrific death... and that's just what happened.

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[info]mael
2004-02-28 03:10 am UTC (link)
The death I'd personally strive to avoid at all costs is possibly the live-rat-up-the-ass-and-lets-wait-until-it-eats-its-way-out. Not that I've given this thing much thought. At all.

And besides, crucifixion makes me think of Monty Python. And no death can be that bad if I'm sniggering my way through it.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-02-28 03:28 am UTC (link)
The death I'd personally strive to avoid at all costs is possibly the live-rat-up-the-ass-and-lets-wait-until-it-eats-its-way-out.

... how did you even come UP with that?

no. wait. i absolutely do not, under any circumstances, want to know.

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[info]mael
2004-02-28 03:41 am UTC (link)
I didn't; humanity is a creative, sadistic bitch

See, when you say that you don't want to know my brain automatically starts blabbing off. We need a safeword. Something totally unrelated to the matter at hand. (I was actually going to suggest bunnies. I managed to restrain myself.)

Also, EEEHHH ICON!

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-02-28 03:52 am UTC (link)
*snerk* a safeword. excellent.

wonderbread, maybe? just bland and colourless enough to cleanse the mental palette of any unfortunate images. those people on the atkins diet can use... celery.

also, i'd better start using a new icon - it's getting so tiresome wiping the fangirl off that one ;D

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[info]aruru
2004-02-28 07:17 am UTC (link)
Like [info]mael said, people are creative, sadistic bastards.

Plus it's the stuff urban legends are made of.

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[info]apoplexia
2004-02-28 11:30 am UTC (link)
*sighs* Siggy gets no respect.

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[info]aruru
2004-02-28 11:36 am UTC (link)
That's okay, Siggy! We here at F_W still love you! In an entirely non-Oedipal way, even!

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[info]apoplexia
2004-02-29 12:17 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure your icon bears that out :(

Plus. Denial! Don't even get me started on the F_W primal scene.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-02-28 01:27 pm UTC (link)
First place *I* heard of that was in American Psycho (the book, not the film).

Gave me food for thought and screaming for a few days.

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*hugs you*
[info]alastor
2004-03-04 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I read that a couple of years ago, when the movie came out. I couldn't walk in a pet shop for weeks after that.

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Re: *hugs you*
[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-03-05 12:09 am UTC (link)
I always worried about passing cash machines, in case they asked for kittens.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-02-28 03:40 am UTC (link)
Dammit. Now I'm going to have to sell my gerbil.

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[info]mael
2004-02-28 03:45 am UTC (link)
I understand. After that, it took me a long time to come to terms with the purpose of my hamsters too.

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allen
2004-02-28 07:55 am UTC (link)
Lemmywinks!

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[info]seldomnaughty
2004-02-28 09:57 am UTC (link)
ICON! Your icon is fantasmagoric. I love it!

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2004-02-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
but what about the SOUS's?

spiders of unusual size? i don't think they exist.

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[info]littletort
2004-02-28 08:46 pm UTC (link)
The death I'd personally strive to avoid at all costs is possibly the live-rat-up-the-ass-and-lets-wait-until-it-eats-its-way-out. Not that I've given this thing much thought. At all.

I cannot stop laughing. I don't know why, but I spit out my tea and I cannot stop laughing. AHAHAHAHA!

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*dies*
(Anonymous)
2004-02-29 12:43 am UTC (link)
Can I have your icon? [info]judyhazeleyes, can I have yours, too?


I'm such an icon ho...

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-02-28 07:25 am UTC (link)
Your icon is hilarious.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-01 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Nice icon! ^_^

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