Darren Hayes wankage
Darren Hayes, formerly of Savage Garden, is getting ready to release his 2nd album, and one of his biggest supporters is Schooly, a DJ of UK's Capital FM.

He and his spies have managed to get info about the album, and the fans on the Official Darren Hayes BBS tune in worldwide to hear the news.

Though info is little, the fans are mostly pleased, and they decide to send messages to Schooly. However, some fans think Schooly's given too little and have sent Schooly threatening, rude, and demeaning emails about it.

This ticks Schooly off and he sends a message to the BBS via a fan that due to the rude emails, he won't reveal any more info about the album.

Fans are horrified, and this elicits a response from Tracey, Darren's sister and one of the co-managers of his fanclub.

EDIT : It's a Fanclub Conspiracy! (a wank waiting to happen, since Fanclub Wank is high and often seen on the DH BBS.)

(apologies if any of the links take a while to load; Sony Music's BBSes are notoriously slow)