Well "Fuck me", it's Harry Potter Wank!
lissinthecity writes a Harry/Ginny NC17 fic and posts it to a shipping site called Checkmated. In the smutlet, the phrase "Fuck me" is uttered.

It seems that some former GT'rs take issue and start leaving a few bad reviews. tartanboxers leaves the following review:


L said in his/her review: "I'm a H/G fan and find this story very dissapointing. Both Harry and Ginny are out of character.

I really hate it when people write smut for the sake of smut, without devoting any effort in developing the relationship or the characters themselves."

Unfortunately I have to agree with this assessment. It's a personal pet peeve of mine, perhaps, but I could never, ever see any of the HP characters using the word "fuck" in a million years, and using terms like that just cheapens the sex. I want a relationship along with my smut.

It doesn't end there. This phrase bugged tartanboxers so much that she felt the need to post a poll about it in her livejournal.

Here's where things get interesting. msscribe, a friend of lissinthecity takes off the gloves and decides to go on the offensive. Our favorite reply of hers to an annoyed poster who agrees with tartanboxers:

"My God, you should be paying your Betas"

We see posts from ivyblossom, ataniell93, to name a few. It's bound to get even wankier.

Wankity, wank, wank, wank.

ETA: The poll is now locked but you can see what was saved by ladylisse here. Even though it's locked, ladymaidmarian can't help herself from getting in on the wank.

ETA: You know it's a wank when they bring epicyclical and heidi8 into the game.

It's going to be a fun day in the fandom my friends.