The wanker has awoken!
For my first wank, I present some particularily spicy (*rimshot*) Dune wank for y'all. Now, the Dune fandom scares me at the best of times - you've got your book purist wankers who put LOTR fans to shame, your 'OMGLetoIIissohott!' miniseries fangirls, your 'Lynch's Dune is the only Dune worthy of gracing my screen' wankers... not a fun bunch, no matter where you attempt to hang your hat. But as we all know, the scariest fans are always to be found at IMDB.


In a thread creatively titled 'moviewiz_4 is an IDIOT', demonknight_xxx is REALLY PISSED OFF that anyone would dare give SciFi's Dune a bad review. Because, you know, someone might read the bad review and never see the movie! The horror! Who bothers to form their own opinions these days, anyway?

jimmycurry01 would like to point out that critisizing his English was probably below the belt, as he seems to be using an online translator. dlmell4008 says that's no excuse for idiocy.

But dlmell4008 had better watch what they say, because Sildantar, Protector of the Patriotic, is on guard.

Let's get back to Dune, now, shall we? C1pher wishes that we leave Frank Herbert out of this, especially since 'OMG you don't even know when he died you loser.' S/he also reminds us to separate book from movie - honey, that's what some like to call pissing into the wind. The occasional droplet may land in someone's eye, but it'll probably just get 'em angry rather than helping them to see your point.



Well, thank God for Worm_Rider - without them, we would never know that the makers of Master and Commander have audaciously stolen music from Children of Dune!</a>

Note to Tonybatman1 - no supposedly well thought out argument should end with the words "That's one big pile of s**t." Oh, and darklight-1138, references to ritalin don't help either.

Thankfully, johnbull23 ends it all with a healthy helping of teh foonay, and the day is saved.


Both rather small wanks, but I think that, together, they offer up enough splooge to keep us entertained for awhile. God forbid these people ever discover the little-known Bene Gesserit Litany Against Wank...

PS: So that i don't have to make a whole new post and really annoy you all, could someone tell me the name of the fandom_wank icon community? I honestly thought I knew, and then every option I tried turned out to be wrong. Feel free to call me teh stoopid *hangs head*.