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potter_wank ([info]potter_wank) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-04 20:12:00
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We can't hog all the fun in our fandom
It's a well-known fact that when you add Spike the Vampire to a Joss Whedon show, wank lurks around every corner.

The latest takes place in Beamer's journal, where the raging topic of the day in the comments is "Joss suxx and Spike is an evol rapist who doesn't deserve my spit and he better not get Angel's reward", coupled with "I hate Spike, and think he's a doody-head" followed by "Do not dis The Joss in my journal" and lots of other really wordy comments.

And then someone started talking about egg rolls and I had to order Chinese.

ETA: Now the fun really beings. "Rot in hell, you stupid fanfic jackass." "Fuck off and die, asshole." It was only a matter of time.

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[info]bonibaru
2004-03-05 03:51 am UTC (link)
Hm. Not the wankiest ever. Although I suppose there's still time for a flaming troll to go by there and turn it into a wankfest.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
And lo, she foretells the future...

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[info]bonibaru
2004-03-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Ah, sadly predictable. But look! Now it has its own icons!

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm! Egg rolls!

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smirnoffmule
2004-03-05 04:29 am UTC (link)
Why do people waste such bile hating fictional characters? It's really not healthy. There are enough real people in the world worthy of hate, why waste it on someone who, being fictional and only able to affect other fictional people, is entirely harmless?

I yawn at this wank. I'm sorry, but someone had to.


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[info]iczer6
2004-03-05 07:24 am UTC (link)
Well to be honest hating a real person probably isn't gonna be any better than hating a fictional person.

Actually it could be worse, because said hatred could drive you to do something you'll regret.

Hey if it was up to me we'd all focus our hate on someone like Fred Phelps, in hopes that we end up making his head explode.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-05 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Dude. Please don't knock hating fictional characters. You can get great catharsis out of that.

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[info]smo
2004-03-05 07:03 pm UTC (link)
DIE MIAKA DIE.

*punches wall*

There, see? All better now. *skips off, whistling*

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smirnoffmule
2004-03-06 12:14 am UTC (link)
*looks with interest at all the mal-adjusted people*

Of course, what I really meant to say was WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE HATE SPIKE? THERE'S JUST NO REASON FOR IT, beyond the fact that it gives me a handy excuse to gather him up and croon over him. But that sounded a little... well, scary, creepy, inaccurate, so I thought I'd try something different.

Meanwhile... Harry Potter, eh? What a bastard.

Hm, you're right.

*skips off to make effigy, and find some pins*

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
Of course, what I really meant to say was WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE HATE SPIKE? THERE'S JUST NO REASON FOR IT...

Oh, I think I could give you a few, and I don't even watch the show.

There's that gawdawful hair-do of his, for starters. It looks like a a pigeon pooped on his head in a random pattern, and he couldn't be bothered to wipe it off.

Seriously... the man's lived for a century or two, and that's the best he can do? Doesn't give you much hope for immortals.

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smirnoffmule
2004-03-06 04:12 am UTC (link)
It looks like a a pigeon pooped on his head in a random pattern, and he couldn't be bothered to wipe it off.

*snerk* He looks best with bed hair. And on that note, I'm going to my room for some alone time with my fingers thoughts.



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[info]panthea
2004-03-06 06:52 am UTC (link)
"I'll be in my bunk."

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[info]lots42
2004-03-06 10:53 am UTC (link)
In the first episode of BtVS it is mentioned how vamps generally suck in the ways of fashion.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-06 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's just pathetic.

What happened to the style? What happened to the class? What happened to the love, people?!

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[info]livii
2004-03-06 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, they can't check themselves out in mirrors. And it's hard to keep up on the trends when you can't hit the mall during the day. I'm just sayin'.

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smirnoffmule
2004-03-06 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, he is around about 124 years old. It's not like he's one of the trendy young people. Clearly, the seventies was his favourite era, and he didn't want it to end. Spike: He's like my dad in a way...

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[info]jfpbookworm
2004-03-05 08:05 am UTC (link)
Then there's this:

Shanshu alone is something I've disliked from this season. Shanshu is NOT the name of the prophecy, it's that stupid word that Wes couldn't translate. That's all.

It was THE CHRONICLES OF ABERJIAN

Stop calling it Shanshu....

A similar statement spawns a nice bit of wank here.

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[snigger]
[info]littlebitca
2004-03-06 08:54 am UTC (link)
Not to mention it's the "Scroll of Aberjian".

Oops. I mentioned it.

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[info]ehann
2004-03-05 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Ah, the smell of Buffy-wank in the morning. It's like coffee, in a way.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2004-03-05 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I find it rather kooky and egocentric that one chick mentions her fanfiction as though it were part of the show's canon proper... o.O

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 08:39 pm UTC (link)
What the huh? Who does that? 'Cause I can't find it, but the wank made my brain explode.

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Once more, with syntax
[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
It's 1strabid's comment about "Witness my fic, NAMEOFFIC." Having nipped over to look at said fic, I think she's just saying, in the context of the discussion, "*I* don't think the stuff about shanshu this season is coincidental; witness the fact that I wrote a fic about it. But..." etc.

I don't think she was trying to use it to prove a point about canon -- just to support the fact that she didn't disagree with that canon point. She only disagrees over what she believes the producer was intending to do about it this particular season.

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Re: Once more, with syntax
[info]ecchaniz0r
2004-03-06 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Ah, okay.

I misunderstood. I was like, "Jigga-HUH? Fanfics are canon now?!?"

That's what I get for lack of caffeine.

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[info]amakath
2004-03-05 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Somebody needs a tee shirt.

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[info]smo
2004-03-05 07:04 pm UTC (link)
That is a thing of beauty.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Ha! How much do I want to register godisahottie.com to prove it wrong?

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[info]luna
2004-03-05 08:51 pm UTC (link)
::tag::

I dare you.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 09:25 pm UTC (link)
If I had the disposable income, I would. But the lords of conspicuous consumption karma would zap my ass, I think. ;-)

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[info]luna
2004-03-05 09:29 pm UTC (link)
If I had the disposable income, I would. But the lords of conspicuous consumption karma would zap my ass, I think. ;-)

Hee! Yeah, I get that. Still, someone should scoop that name up. :)

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[info]luna
2004-03-05 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Dude! I love it. ;)

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[info]potter_wank
2004-03-05 07:27 pm UTC (link)
It just got ridiculously wanky!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/beamer242/136807.html?thread=357479#t357479

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[info]bonibaru
2004-03-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Ridiculous is a very good word for it.

Why won't my icon animate! Dammit.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Thank you kindly to rot in hell you stupid fanfic jackass.

must be iconed. 'stupid fanfic jackass'. that's a thing of beauty.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-03-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
And so often accurate as well.

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Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]loafing_oaf
2004-03-05 11:07 pm UTC (link)
It all started last season on Buffy, when Spike had that dream about drowning in footwear. Convenient? Sure. Coincidence? I think no.

All wank aside, can anyone explain the relevance of this to me? Did someone drown in footwear and I missed it? Or is it an elaborate metaphor?

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]amakath
2004-03-06 06:11 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's something about... shan-shoes?

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]loafing_oaf
2004-03-06 08:08 am UTC (link)
Oh dear. I have a tendency to miss the glaringly obvious/lame.

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]amakath
2004-03-06 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm gonna go with "lame" on that one.

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]iammeiam
2004-03-06 06:19 am UTC (link)
The explanation I've read boils down to:

Shanshu.

Shanshoe</i>.

Yep.

It may also have been tied back to his "I'm drowning in you, Summers." comment, and how he did, eventually, get Buffy, but I I try to remember as little about Spike as possible, so.

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]loafing_oaf
2004-03-06 08:14 am UTC (link)
Again, I say that I usually cannot see what is right in front of me. In my defence - shanshoe???

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]lots42
2004-03-06 10:51 am UTC (link)
Well, not to be too obscure about it, but a shoe store DID collapse and fall in the general direction of Spike in said episode. (So did many other things but a shoe store was noticeable mentioned)

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Re: Is this linked to Willow's dream about not warning the tadpoles?
[info]loafing_oaf
2004-03-07 12:14 am UTC (link)
I'll take an obscure reference over a bad pun any day, thanks *g*

Btw, I adore your Mario icon.

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[info]lots42
2004-03-06 10:54 am UTC (link)
Oh nosers! A vampire did evil things before regaining his soul! Nobody can EVER be forgiven for anything evar!

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[info]livii
2004-03-06 09:21 pm UTC (link)
*loves your icon* Makes me remember how much we wanted the Princess to DIE when we thought we'd beaten the game, and then she was all like, nuh-uh, you loser. Hey, we were like eight.

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