We can't hog all the fun in our fandom
It's a well-known fact that when you add Spike the Vampire to a Joss Whedon show, wank lurks around every corner.

The latest takes place in Beamer's journal, where the raging topic of the day in the comments is "Joss suxx and Spike is an evol rapist who doesn't deserve my spit and he better not get Angel's reward", coupled with "I hate Spike, and think he's a doody-head" followed by "Do not dis The Joss in my journal" and lots of other really wordy comments.

And then someone started talking about egg rolls and I had to order Chinese.

ETA: Now the fun really beings. "Rot in hell, you stupid fanfic jackass." "Fuck off and die, asshole." It was only a matter of time.