Short but sweet wank
This time it's about Paine of FFX-2 fame. Someone asks who "Pain" is and where she comes from. The OP gets some answers and it turns out that quite a few people don't like her very much. Then, we get this:

"Paine is an ugly short haired bull dyke who came aboard the Celcius cuz she took one look at Yuna and Rikku and thought they were easy. She was so disappointed when she discovered they were already screwing each other and they didnt want a "Manage a Trois". So, with nowhere else to go, (cuz Gippal, Baralai, and Nooj all hated her cuz they had to stay with her cuz she was there sphere recorder, and they didnt want to be around her ass) Paine was forced to stay there. And those FFX girls hate free-loaders, so she had to work to stay on the ship. Paine also had experience filming with a sphere recorder, so she also recorded Yuna/Rikku porn. And that as they say, is that. "

It's supposed to have been a joke, but not many people seem to find to find it funny.