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Erik ([info]erik) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-06 11:03:00
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Rammstein wank
Mein Gott, it's a Rammstein wank that doesn't involve Nazism or teh gay...

On the Herzeleid.com forums, Schneewittchen posts a few worries that the new album won't be up to snuff, with a small plug at the end for her fan site.

Jeremy, the webmaster of Herzeleid.com, basically tells her that she shouldn't be going around making fansites if they aren't as good as his, which happens to be the most popular English-language Rammstein fansite on the 'net (if not the most comprehensive...). Schneewittchen sucks up a bit, then pointedly asks if Jeremy has teh omgEXCLUSIVE!!11one Finnish interviews on his site.

Meanwhile, Riku misuses "omg!!!11one11" to mock the OP's doubts quite unnecessarily, and someone else shows up knowing for a fact that the new album will suck.

Not a big splooge, but it's got potential.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Damn! Herzeleid forums have been a "R+ Wank Steeplechase" (which will blow first? Daddy's poppa, around the bend, Sweet Jake on the inside) lately, and I put all my money on the t.A.T.u collaboration!

I sort of see Jeremy's point of view, a bit. There are a lot of fan sites out there. A LOT. Oh god, I drown in fansite. But still... way to BNF, Jeremy.


...wait, don't they realized that Da7/d is just trolling?

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh, Tatu wank! I only check the forums occasionally, but that must be two splurts in one... pop-group wankage, and slashers vs. "R+ r not teh ghey!!!11one!" I personally have a seething hatred for Tatu, but am mollified by the amusing mental image of Till and Schneider making out in schoolgirl uniforms, so I think I'll stay out of that.

... I feel sure that Richard and Paul are the ones who talked the rest of the band into this. They must've bribed Schneider with sex to get him to go along with it, because there's just no other way. XD

And dude, Jeremy's an asshole. I see where he's coming from, but he's still an asshole of major proportions.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 08:00 pm UTC (link)
*chuckle* Did they really need much talking into?

Six perverted older gentlemen.. two pseudo-lesbisch schoolgirls.. quality studio time.. It all makes sense!

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Ah, but I can see Schneider objecting on principle--as far as it's possible to tell from interviews etc. he has a deathly hatred of pop. Same with Flake. They might have needed some... persuasion. Heh.

Or perhaps my inner tinhat is coming out to play and trying to convince me that they really are fucking like bunnies.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Mm, persuasion.

...but Flake is leery towards Industrial, too. He doesn't have much room to talk.

Incidentally. Your icon? The nift.

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, Flake is just... odd. Sometimes I'm not sure if he likes anything at all.

I need a "my fandom" icon for Rammstein.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I stole mine from..

..somewhere?
I could make you one, if you can think of something clever.

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 09:33 pm UTC (link)
No zanks, I've alreddy got wan, you see? Eet's verrah nass...

</Monty Python>

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 09:34 pm UTC (link)
(What did you tell them?

I told zem we alreddy got one. Hohoho.)

You need a shot of the Till/Flake necking.

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 10:12 pm UTC (link)
What? Where? When did this happen, and why didn't I hear about it before? I never got wind of any Till/Flake action besides Bück Dich...

What I'm really disappointed about is that I couldn't find the Family Values Tour screencap of Schneider humping Paul. *sigh* It's buried somewhere in the archives of the Rammsteinslash mailing list...

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Actually, someone's got an icon of the hump.. http://www.livejournal.com/users/eviltwin737/


As for the necking (more like... facial molestation, really) it's in an old video of Du Riechst So Gut... I could send it to you, if you're curious.

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Oooh yes, please.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 10:28 pm UTC (link)
How best to get it to you...?

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[info]erik
2004-03-06 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Damn, that would be a problem... doubt it would fit in an email attachment. Would AIM work? Mine's schattenfr3ude.

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-07 02:42 am UTC (link)
I'm Tejarik... I'll be on tonight.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2004-03-06 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Any fandom with Till and Flake in it already has enough wank. Do the fans really see the NEED to add more to it?

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-06 08:01 pm UTC (link)
It's not wank if you do it with somebody else?

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[info]gaisce
2004-03-07 05:10 am UTC (link)
Sorry, just wanted to remark that your icon is true and lovely. Competent warlocks are very hard to find...

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[info]smo
2004-03-07 06:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah, then it's a circle jerk.

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[info]impendingdoom
2004-03-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
...Love the icon. *_*

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[info]bitterpessimist
2004-03-07 08:40 am UTC (link)
Everything involving Jeremy has wank potential. (Remember the giant rape-isn't-funny wank?)

Mein Gott, it's a Rammstein wank that doesn't involve Nazism or teh gay...
Ooh, you forgot the 'Kids set themselves on fire in imitation! Won't someone think of the children?' wank. I'm still waiting with bated breath for a good 'Till and Gert aren't doing it and you're sick for hinting at it!11!1oneone!' wank.

OG

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-07 06:06 pm UTC (link)
...I think I missed that one. Was George Carlin mentioned? That would have made it a perfect wank.

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[info]bitterpessimist
2004-03-08 12:20 am UTC (link)
Summary:
Jeremy says that rape is 'surprise sex'. Rape victims and other folks take offense, still other people tell the victims to get a sense of humour. Jeremy bans an outraged rape victim from his forums. WANK occurs in epic proportions and spreads to other fansites, other forums, journals, etc. Since Herzeleid is endorsed by R+ mgmt, emails of complaint are sent to the official site demanding an official smackdown. R+, of course, have no clue as per usual, but the webmaster/website mgmt posts a statement about how rape is bad and the band doesn't endorse it. Wank peters off eventually because Jeremy bans whoever disagrees with him/Jeremy is scared he'll get all his exclusive privileges revoked. The End (sorta).

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[info]skarrow
2004-03-08 12:22 am UTC (link)
...Must now go read h.com lyric translations to remember why I do not mailbomb Jeremy.

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[info]crickets
2004-03-08 06:36 am UTC (link)
::jaw drops::

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[info]erik
2004-03-07 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, was that the giant wank involving the official site snarking at Herzeleid.com for rape jokes on the forum or something? That was even sploogier than the Bück Dich act...

Ooh, you forgot the 'Kids set themselves on fire in imitation! Won't someone think of the children?' wank.

*facepalm* Shit, that reminds me, I forgot all about the Columbine wank. If I'd been 18 (and f_w and all its offshoots had been around) back when all that shit was going down, fw_offline would never have seen a dull moment. School administrators, when you let them, can be almost as wanky as BNFs.

And... and... how can you deny that Till and Gert are doing it when it's so obviously true? Because one thing's for sure, and that is that Till is not a completely straight man.

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[info]bitterpessimist
2004-03-08 12:44 am UTC (link)
Oh god, was that the giant wank involving the official site snarking at Herzeleid.com for rape jokes on the forum or something?
Summary in comment above. It was a wank truly worthy of F_W.

how can you deny that Till and Gert are doing it... Till is not a completely straight man.
OMG UR S1CK!!1!1! hE'Z GUNNA M33T ME AN WERE S0 GONNA F4LL 1N LURVE AND GET MARR13D!1!1ONEONE!1! aND WE'LL MAKE BABEES COZ THE 2340O8 UNACKNOWLDED BAZTARDS HE ARREADY GOT AREN'T ENOUGH U B1TCH UR a PREV3RT & g0d H4T3S GAYS AND gErT HAS SAGGY PASTY MAN B00BS omfG LEIK WAHT iZ wR0ng WIHT u?!?!?!?@!?!?!? PS: I bEt U tHoUgHt teh BoDy CoNd0M wuz teh S3X u PERV!1!1!

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[info]erik
2004-03-08 12:56 am UTC (link)
NO N00000000))!!!!11 uR r0ng! R-O-N-G RONG! t1LL N gert schneider r1CHARD R G0NNA G3T MAAAAARRIED IN HOLLAND N L1VE HAPPILY EVER AFTER & ICKY HOMOFOBS LYKE U K4NT STOP THEM!!!!11eleventy-one!!11! adn tehy w1ll have HAWT GEY SEXXX ALL DAY & TH3Y R LYKE S00000) TOTALY IN LUV n ur a STOOPID BASTERD for seying th3y wont!!!!!!111!!!1!

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