Old Wank is sometimes the best wank...
I spent some time in the Gaian memorable threads section today, and found this little gem of tenny-bopper wannabe pagan wankology. It begins with a grammar and spelling defunct "native american/celtic/pagan herb witch who worships the hawaiian pantheon" (her own statements in thread, not mine) named Jenna_sunsetgoddess declaring her religion in badly written, punctuation-free posts.

t3h w4nk b3g1nz with various posts about how her spelling and grammar sucks from the offensive side, and from her defence come posts about how "Gaia isn't school", and "I don't need to spell", but without as much punctuation.

Eventually the Official unrelated job credentials come out, in which it's proven Jenna is not only a celt/native/pagan/hawaiian/fruitcake, she's also a freaking model and an actress with real credentials and a talent agent and everything!!!11onetwoone!

It sprals on forever, with constant insults of everything, until eventually a supposed cuzin (their spelling, not mine) with equally bad spelling, grammar and pagan practices shows up, and claims her expertise is better than everyones in this little gem. As far as I've read, there's at least two other potential sockpuppets claiming to be her family, though a few of them may be sarcastic (which is a concept Jenna fails to understand within the first few pages of this beauty).

Ah, classic Gaia, you never fail to astound me.

Minor Edit: Found this lovely bit later on, wherein the cuzin officially disowns her own family members for the purpose of "redeaming her name", as her cousins are acting like morons and posting too late.

Second Minor Edit: All spelling and grammar mistakes in this post are satirical. Just be glad I didn't feel the need to post entirely in the methods of Jenna herself. XD

Edit the third: Okay, due to some demand, I've started a Gaian guild for the f_wers on Gaia. The name's tentative and I'm open to change on the whole damn thing..I just wanted it started. It's at this place if you want to join. :D