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Azalais Malfoy, High Priestess of the Cult of Nice (ataniell93) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-10 09:16:00
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Current mood:Gobsmacked
Entry tags:fandom: harry potter

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
There's a new journal troll on LJ, and he/she/it (s/he/e/it?) is claiming to be JK Rowling.

Of course, she friended me and most everyone else who had an opinion in that kerfluffle about the chat.

It's not real wanky yet but I'm sure it will be. She does honour defriending requests but I friended her back because I think she is funnee.

The Gentleman never fails to amuse.

The Great Shipping Debate settled at last!

A dispatch from the Department of Mysteries!

I am cracking up.


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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-10 07:28 pm UTC (link)
y'know, this one actually does look quite fun.

but again, quel dommage that i'm a complete nobody in the fandom. for once i wouldn't have minded being in on the hijinx.

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ataniell93
2004-03-10 07:35 pm UTC (link)
You could try friending her!

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-10 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxymoron, 2004-03-11 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-11 10:14 am UTC

[info]tybalt_quin
2004-03-10 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure that it is a troll actually - just looks like someone trying to have a laugh (unless they've been trolling other people?)

:shrug:

t-q

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(no subject) - ataniell93, 2004-03-10 07:35 pm UTC
Re: - [info]tybalt_quin, 2004-03-10 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-10 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 07:54 pm UTC
Re: - [info]tybalt_quin, 2004-03-10 07:58 pm UTC
At least a 'T' is canon... - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-11 01:24 am UTC
Chastised - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-11 01:34 am UTC

[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-10 08:13 pm UTC (link)
4. Harry is not a bad kisser

Are you speaking from experience?

Bwahahaha!!

And...

"But...but you've already given us a Harry bathing scene in GoF! [...] What the fandom really wants is a Lupin bathing scene."

"That would require Harry to be there in the bath with him. So..."

Rowling was considering doing a bit of an edit/revamp to her novels once they're all done, so would that scene appear in the NC-17 version?


Quirrel may be letting his trolls loose again, but let's watch this one and see what happens.

Who knows? We may yet get a bukkake party here when the commentors start asking for proof this person really is JKR.

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(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-10 09:36 pm UTC
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Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-11 07:17 pm UTC

[info]reas
2004-03-10 08:50 pm UTC (link)
The least she could have done is sign up for a paid account. These rich people and their sense of entitlement. Phfsaw.

sits back, puts feet up, waits and watches

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(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2004-03-11 01:23 am UTC
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Re: - [info]squeakytoy, 2004-03-12 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-03-12 05:28 am UTC

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[info]muffinbutt
2004-03-10 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Even God has joined in on the fun!

This is hysterical.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2004-03-10 08:59 pm UTC
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Re: - [info]muffinbutt, 2004-03-10 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 09:39 pm UTC
Re: - [info]muffinbutt, 2004-03-10 09:40 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-03-11 12:03 am UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-10 10:33 pm UTC
Loki - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-10 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-12 04:57 am UTC
Pissing off God - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-10 09:45 pm UTC
Re: Pissing off God - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 10:00 pm UTC
Re: Pissing off God - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-10 10:25 pm UTC
Re: Pissing off God - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 10:51 pm UTC
Re: Pissing off God - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-10 11:44 pm UTC
Re: Pissing off God - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 12:11 am UTC
Re: Pissing off God - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-11 01:38 am UTC

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Re: Pissing off God - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-11 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-03-10 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 10:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-03-11 04:38 pm UTC
Hellfire - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-10 10:25 pm UTC
Re: Hellfire - [info]smo, 2004-03-10 11:10 pm UTC

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Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-03-11 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-03-10 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 12:14 am UTC
Codes - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-11 01:39 am UTC
Question - [info]iczer6, 2004-03-11 01:44 am UTC
Re: Question - (Anonymous), 2004-03-12 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2004-03-11 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-03-11 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2004-03-11 03:19 am UTC
Douglas Adams!!!!!!!!!! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-11 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sillywalks, 2004-03-11 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-03-11 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sillywalks, 2004-03-11 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-11 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-12 12:42 am UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-12 09:06 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-10 09:48 pm UTC (link)
I noticed God doesn't have a paid account either. What is it with all these high and mighty people?

Am now waiting for Harry, Voldemort, Snape, Draco and the rest of them to join, as well.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 09:05 am UTC
J. K. Rowling
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-10 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I don't care if it's real or not! I love it!

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Re: J. K. Rowling - [info]romana03, 2004-03-10 10:19 pm UTC

[info]muffinbutt
2004-03-10 10:23 pm UTC (link)
*snickersnort* OMG, I love this.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]muffinbutt, 2004-03-10 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-03-10 10:56 pm UTC
Re: - [info]muffinbutt, 2004-03-10 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whatever, 2004-03-11 02:23 am UTC
Re: - [info]cleolinda, 2004-03-11 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-12 03:06 am UTC

[info]ahiru
2004-03-10 10:45 pm UTC (link)
There's not even 50 comments yet and this is already one of my favorite wanks ever. (It's even blessed by the presence of God!)

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(no subject) - rum_tum_tum, 2004-03-10 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 10:52 pm UTC

[info]padfoot
2004-03-10 11:13 pm UTC (link)
I'd say she's as real as I am.

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Reality - [info]lily, 2004-03-11 01:43 am UTC
Re: Reality - [info]padfoot, 2004-03-11 05:52 am UTC
Re: Reality - [info]lily, 2004-03-11 03:55 pm UTC
Re: Reality - [info]padfoot, 2004-03-12 07:56 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2004-03-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
You will find out more about Tom Riddle's mother in book sex.

That really is an awesome typo. And so fitting, too.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-10 11:45 pm UTC
*rolls*
(Anonymous)
2004-03-11 12:32 am UTC (link)
This isn't a troll, it's the cutest thing evah! :D!! I love it, someone with levity and a sense of humor among the wankers.

Anyone want to send me a JF code btw? ::flutters lashes::

please!!
leanderness@yahoo.com

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Re: *rolls* - [info]eljuno, 2004-03-11 02:44 am UTC
Re: *rolls* - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 03:18 am UTC

[info]ishtar79
2004-03-11 02:04 am UTC (link)
Non-wanky, but utterly amusing nevertheless!

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[info]zorb
2004-03-11 03:52 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't call it wank, no. It's far too light-hearted for that.

Wow. Humor without bitchiness. *watches pigs fly*

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(no subject) - [info]luna, 2004-03-11 09:06 pm UTC

[info]endoftime
2004-03-11 05:29 am UTC (link)
Do you think some people aren't getting the joke?

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(no subject) - [info]lizardlaugh, 2004-03-11 07:35 am UTC
Re: - [info]endoftime, 2004-03-11 07:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-11 02:17 pm UTC
Re: - [info]endoftime, 2004-03-11 03:25 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-12 09:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-03-11 10:31 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-12 09:59 am UTC

[info]a_sockpuppet
2004-03-11 06:59 am UTC (link)
Yaaay! Another puppet to play with! :) :)

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-11 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]a_sockpuppet, 2004-03-11 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-12 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-12 03:00 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-03-11 10:16 am UTC (link)
Dear God:

Will the Harry Potter Fandom ever stop wanking? Ever? At all?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 04:40 pm UTC
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[info]sorchar
2004-03-11 10:23 am UTC (link)
I feel left out. *pouts*

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-11 10:47 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-11 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-03-11 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedcherub, 2004-03-11 11:23 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-11 11:26 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-11 02:11 pm UTC
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Re: - [info]sorchar, 2004-03-12 10:11 am UTC

[info]deirdre_riordan
2004-03-11 10:29 am UTC (link)
*gacks icon*
This is the funniest shit ever. Maybe not ever. Tonight, at the very least.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2004-03-11 03:06 pm UTC (link)
I question the reality of JK Rowling. ALL HER BOOKS WERE WRITTEN BY PIXIES!

Seriously though... this is too cute.

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(no subject) - [info]els_chan, 2004-03-11 11:12 pm UTC
Re: - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-03-12 05:14 pm UTC

[info]els_chan
2004-03-11 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I think I had a bit too much fun with this.

Just a bit, mind.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-11 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]els_chan, 2004-03-11 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-12 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]els_chan, 2004-03-12 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]padfoot, 2004-03-12 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-03-12 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]padfoot, 2004-03-12 05:51 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-11 11:08 pm UTC (link)
I friended her, and asked her a question (...or 3). If it's really her then WAHOO! If not it's a fun waste of time!

-Echo

P.S. although she does seem to have way to much time on her hands! *rolls eyes*

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[info]els_chan
2004-03-11 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, and just so everyone knows...

Harry's totally digging the bondage, bro.

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