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I come bearing Yu-Gi-Oh wank!
Well hello, all. I am Selene Avis and I joined this community recently. However, this is my first post, as I was iffy about wank, what qualifies and what doesn't. So I've just lurked and snerked and praised icons.

And then I checked my mail today, and wank landed on my lap. Really. It was emailed to me by the great and mighty wanker herself.

Due to Jenniyah's less than coherent spelling, I'm more than a bit iffy as to what exactly happened. But I think that this guy Dark Bakura stole summaries from Jenniyah's site and put them on his site. This led to a instant messenger conversation between Dark Bakura and Jenniyah.

http://jenniyah.blogdrive.com/archive/cm-3_cy-2004_m-3_d-12_y-2004_o-0.html

(Apologies, I do not yet know how to do the linky thing for journalfen. Is it the same as with livejournal?)

Here are some highlights!

Jenniyah's sentences make English teachers everywhere weep: As u can tell, I am sooo not going to give a dalm about him anymore. he can go $uck himself.

Intelligent conversation follows!

|<<[Toljy says: go get a dildo and shove it up there u fucking lesbian

Jenniyah - says: fuck off u fagot!

Dark Bakura makes profound statements!

|<<[Toljysays: only girls can be lesbian u dumb fuck

Point, laugh, and if anyone knows what the blazes they are exactly arguing about, feel free to tell me! But don't tell Jenniyah that I direct linked to her site, or she is likely to get drunk and not give a dalm!

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	blackjackrocket 2004-03-13 05:15 am UTC (link)
	\|<<[Toljysays: only girls can be lesbian u dumb fuck Unless you're from Lesbos. Then you're Lesbian no matter what! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-03-13 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Followers of Sappho, unite! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gorogoro 2004-03-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Ahh, among the varieties of Yu-gi-oh wank, Jenniyah's is the most sublime (Kyoukou Geemu forums is a distant second). It always brings a tear to my eye to see such amazing wankage. The best part is the "CUZ I'M DRUNK RETARD!! IT IS FRIDAY. I'm not lame like u!" Because posting online while drunk is just that cool. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-03-13 06:46 am UTC (link)
	What is Kyouko Geemu? Is that the message board of Fran? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gorogoro 2004-03-13 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Nah, but you can google for it. Most of the time it's pretty good, but it's been wanked before. Fran's message board, I havn't visited in ages, but I'm sure there's some excellently wankable material there too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

selene_avis
2004-03-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)

I don't know...Fran has a rule that no one on her message board can be a mary-sue. That is, you can't have a user name like "Yami Malik" or "SetosGrl" or "Mary Pegasus". It does wonders. And in at least one case, someone who couldn't join for that reason quacked at Fran and declaring Janime's board - where the real wank goes down - much better, joined there. Shall I up the ante my snerking at the fact that this person had a website chock full of fanon that it listed as fact? ('Cause we all know that Shizuka-chan wins over Kaiba's heart with a song. That episode just hasn't been dubbed yet. That's all.)

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	gorogoro 2004-03-13 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	shrug I find that, in things which Fran is involved in, the wank is coming from inside the building. Nothing worthy of posting here yet, but her 'I am right you are WRONG' attitude is going to spawn /something/ eventually. I'm just waiting and watching with amusement. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-03-13 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	::Shrugs.:: I like Fran's "I'm right; you're wrong" attitude. Considering the sheer amount of misinformation in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom, it's good to have people who can set the record straight, particularly if when they say they are right, they are right. She'll be wanked one day, but it will be wank with honor! ::Giggles.:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lucky13 2004-03-14 02:51 am UTC (link)
	snerk KG has its moments, but considering the average wank level of the fandom, I really don't think we do too badly. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-03-14 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I love KG. Even if we get teh wank from time to time, it's one of the better forums I've found, Yuugiou or otherwise. --Incisivis (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ishtar79 2004-03-13 06:10 am UTC (link)
	I have absolutely NO idea what they're talking about, but it's amusing as hell. \|<<[Toljy]>>\| says: 1, 2, 3, 4, your mommas a.. whore <--I have u know, my mom married her 'first', it's probably mistaken her for HIS MOM!! With all the loose morals he shows here...it could be. They both have such a way with words, don't they? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-03-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Adding alcohol to wank does wonders! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	OT Icon worship j_crew_guy 2004-03-13 09:14 am UTC (link)
	Totally OT, but I showed your icon to a friend who said, "Shouldn't that (caption) be on Mokuba's ass?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship selene_avis 2004-03-13 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks; my friend made it. Why Mokuba? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship iczer6 2004-03-13 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Cause the Kaiba's brothers are winkwinknudgenudge close. Plus canonically Mokuba is about the only person Seto gives a shit about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship selene_avis 2004-03-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	What do you mean!? Don't you know that Kaiba is secretly in love with Jounouchi/Atemu/Yuugi/Mary-sue!? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship ahiru 2004-03-13 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Personally, I always thought Kaiba was not-so-secretly in love with his Blue Eyes White Dragons (except for that brief time when he started cheating on them with Obelisk, that is). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship (Anonymous) 2004-03-14 03:47 am UTC (link)
	... so would that be bestiality or what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OT Icon worship selene_avis 2004-03-14 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Well, it doesn't have to be, since you can bring in the whole Kisara angle and make it surreal. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: OT Icon worship selene_avis 2004-03-14 04:01 am UTC (link)
	You know with the whole Kisara-is-the-Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon and the fact that Set calls Kisara his "light", added to the whole subplot of the Kaiba vs. Isis duel where Kaiba was ignoring his Blue Eyes in order to use Obelisk but won the duel when he goes back to his Blue Eyes... ...makes that statement scarily all not that absurd. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eiviiaru 2004-03-13 09:04 am UTC (link)
	I think there should be some sort of law against people who refute obviously general insults with literal biographic fact, especially embarrassing literal biographical fact about their mothers' sex lives or whatever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	apoplexia 2004-03-13 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Friends don't let friends post drunk. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	big_bad_wolf 2004-03-14 01:40 am UTC (link)
	My friends invented an entire subcategory of rules to their board about not posting drunk or high ... because of me. hangs head. Friends ban friends who post drunk! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-03-13 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Icon lurve! The sex scene will involve a vibrating cell-phone. That's all anyone needs to know. -- Crazythorn@LJ, who spends too much time in a fandom with horny alter-ego fic (Reply to this)