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Dana ([info]dana) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-18 19:44:00


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Current mood:cranky

the convention train wreck
Olivia (Liv) is an Australian fangirl who decided to go the BobW convention in Canberra. I have to point out she's 21, because, yes, I would have tagged her for 12 myself.

Liv's username is oblivious_huddy the irony, it burns.

The convention guests were Craig Parker, Mark Ferguson and Joel Tobeck, the Xena fans will also be familiar with those names.

Here are some snippets from her convention report, I think I'll let it stand on it's own merit.



From here

When she talks to Joel Tobeck:

Then stupid me, I mention Kevin Smith, his best friend who died a few years back, who I totally loved and he got a bit upset and I shouldn’t have brought it up, but I wasn’t thinking and he sorta wandered off.

Almost Piccalo, but not quite:

and then he chucked his dirty tissue on the bar, I told him I could sell it on e-bay for him. So I took it, thinking, “This is disgusting, what are you doing? Ewwww….Ewwww….Ewwww.”

On the inappropriate questions to the actors:

“Is Craig gay?” Just go and read this for actor's response, it's so ...so, I have no words.

Later on she says:

The woman talking to him was horrfied and later at the Banquet the next night, I was sitting to her. She said to me, “This girl last night comes up to Mark and just asks him in Craig was gay! I mean, how rude? I couldn’t believe it.” Bla Bla, she went on and on about it. Then I go, “That was me.” The look on her face! Classic. “Oh…was you? Oh…” LOL!

The stalking of actors:

“Are you scared?” He wasn’t. Then Lysha, my friend says, “I’ll just go up to your hotel room.” And then I said, “Are you scared NOW?” Then he ran away.



But wait, there is more. In another recent post she continues here:



I guess she's a Joel fangirl:

Jorn and Joel came on and I jumped up and took a whole lot of pictures, which I knew wouldn't come out. "MY JOELY!" I yelled out.

She's so classy:

I walked passed Joel numerous times, don't know why, may have been trying to impress him with my short skirt or maybe I was just dying of hungry, being delussional.

Another generation of Tinhats...

I told the girl next to me all about Dom and Elijah and Craig being gay and the conspiracy and bla bla. But bascially I said, "They won't come out, the risk is too high."



No words can describe.

ETA: Olivia apologises for her actions...well kindave.

I apologise....deeply. I didn't know the rules and I am very unrespectful and I diserve everything I get. I agree with you. I should be abused for what I did and I know this.

I find the comments especially amusing.




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(Anonymous)
2004-03-18 12:02 pm UTC (link)
OMFG! We have been in an upheaval about that stupid person with the inappropriate questions for days. It was her?! *gets flyswat*

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(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-03-18 12:25 pm UTC
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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2004-03-18 12:07 pm UTC (link)
Eh...it's dumb, but I don't think it's really wank.

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(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-03-18 09:24 pm UTC
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[info]theartema
2004-03-18 12:16 pm UTC (link)
You know, part of me wants to use my people on the inside to meet Elijah Wood and see if I can get a few relationship rumors started, just to piss off the Domlijah tinhats and send them into a frenzy.

Then I can solemnly inform Elijah of the tinhats and get him to marry me by virtue of me 'protecting' him from the crazies.

Of course, this is all a poorly constructed idea formed at four in the morning, and despite my 'people on the inside', I probably wouldn't be able to approach Elijah within ten feet or something.

While I'm wanking...

I really don't ever want to be famous. I handed over some headshots to a director about a week ago, to possibly be an extra in an independant production, and I keep entertaining this horrible fantasy in which I somehow become another Figwit and my life is written about in horrid RPS fanfiction in which these people have no idea what goes on in my personal life and yet they make assumptions and continue to pair me with my twin brother and make Orli rape me bcuz omg its so Hot!1

I dunno, I'm a chick, so most likely any fanfiction written about me would be along the lines of the dreaded Avril and Amanda fic. --'

That was wanky... and random... I'll go shut up now, or something...

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[info]elfy
2004-03-18 12:18 pm UTC (link)
If the entries go by the wayside as things tend to do when they're linked here, I have copies.

Because yes, vested interest. *nods*

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-18 12:36 pm UTC (link)
Jesus fricken Christ on a birchbark canoe with a chocolate jimmy sidecar and a lobster bib!

That was her? And she is 21? Ah well, I suppose theres nothing wrong with her that can't be fixed with a little prozac and a polo mallet.

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(no subject) - [info]isisfrog, 2004-03-18 12:47 pm UTC
For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]kookaburra, 2004-03-18 09:44 pm UTC
Re: For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-03-18 10:16 pm UTC
Re: For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]kookaburra, 2004-03-20 09:15 am UTC
Re: For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-03-19 05:07 am UTC
Re: For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]kookaburra, 2004-03-20 09:17 am UTC
Re: For once, I have an icon that matches... - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-03-20 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zana16, 2004-03-19 01:50 am UTC
More of her bollocks
(Anonymous)
2004-03-18 12:58 pm UTC (link)
http://forums.fanforum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=89&t=000870&p=2

She posts under the names L I V and olivious.

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Re: More of her bollocks - [info]dana, 2004-03-18 01:07 pm UTC
Re: More of her bollocks - [info]livii, 2004-03-18 04:48 pm UTC
Re: More of her bollocks - [info]sagralisse, 2004-03-18 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-18 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-03-18 07:13 pm UTC
Re: - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-18 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-03-18 08:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]delfeus, 2004-03-18 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-03-18 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-03-19 05:20 am UTC

[info]kannaophelia
2004-03-18 01:09 pm UTC (link)
She's an Adelaide girl. I feel ashamed. But maybe she and my co-worker, who says things ike "I just love gay men soooooo much. I so need a gay boyfriend!" can form an Adelaide idiot girls club.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-18 02:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-03-18 02:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-18 02:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2004-03-18 02:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2004-03-19 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2004-03-19 04:39 am UTC
Re: - [info]kannaophelia, 2004-03-19 04:44 am UTC
Good lord...
[info]candy
2004-03-18 01:30 pm UTC (link)
I think this bint was the one I talked to briefly re: Joel in the bar at the wrap party or maybe the dinner Sat night - it was sometime after the cocktail party in which said she had talked about Kevin Smith and I *cringed*.

Um. She didn't seem this delusional in person.

Of course, unlike most attendees whose reports I've seen, I had a fab time. Dom who?

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Re: Good lord... - (Anonymous), 2004-03-18 01:41 pm UTC
Re: Good lord... - [info]candy, 2004-03-18 10:29 pm UTC
Re: Good lord... - [info]dana, 2004-03-18 01:47 pm UTC
Re: Good lord... - [info]candy, 2004-03-18 10:35 pm UTC

[info]aruru
2004-03-18 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh, ow. I feel sorry for you guys that went and might've seen that. x_x

I think this is one of those posts that bridges the gap between F_W and [info]fw_offline, heh...

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[info]isntitironic
2004-03-18 03:20 pm UTC (link)
...

I thought people like that were probably some kind of weird 'bot invented to make those of us who feel slightly guilty about our fangirlhood feel better. Are you saying that this individual is actually walking around the real world looking just like the rest of us?

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-03-18 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Y'all had a live one at this con, didn't ya. O_o;

Too bad I couldn't be at that con. Because if I had I would have offered to take her out back and club her like a baby sealhelp keep her away from the GoHs.

Note: Yes, we fen in the US have freaky ones like her show up at our cons, too. So we share your pain...Oh, do we share it! X[

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[info]arien
2004-03-18 03:35 pm UTC (link)
She's been wanked on DLA before, sometime last year. Perhaps someone more industrious than I can find a link to it, because it's really juicy. ;)

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[info]ipomoea
2004-03-18 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. Head, meet desk. I can't even mock, this is just... I hate when fangirls have absolutely no sense of propriety.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-18 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, I didn't know Mark Ferguson was going to be there. Damn. Dom who?

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(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-03-19 04:01 am UTC
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[info]msilverstar
2004-03-18 05:08 pm UTC (link)
ouch ouch ouch ouch

Most of fandom is reasonably smart and discreet. This girl is unsocialized to the max, and should be squelched in person. Sigh.

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[info]l_s_q
2004-03-18 05:09 pm UTC (link)
What is it about insane fangirls at cons asking deeply inappropriate questions?

I went to my first con about a fortnight ago. At one of the talks, someone asked Billy Boyd 'Fancy a shag?'.

Utterly cringeworthy, and he looked pretty uncomfortable about it.

This girl, however, manages to be even worse. I shudder.

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OT: Icon - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-18 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-18 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2004-03-18 06:45 pm UTC
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Re: - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-19 01:16 am UTC
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Re: - [info]l_s_q, 2004-03-19 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-03-19 11:10 am UTC

[info]irisanderson
2004-03-18 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Is this for real? It's so wanky, that it seems like a joke. GUH fangirl

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meshou
2004-03-18 08:02 pm UTC (link)
It's one of those times when you open your mouth, and not even a hushed "holy fudgemunkies" will come out, so it hangs there.

All I have to say is Holy Fudgeminkines. O_o;;;;;

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[info]deeablo
2004-03-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Then I decided, I am fat and will go loose weight and all for Dom.

AHHHH! She's letting her weight loose! Help! Also, apparently, this statement is from the future (November 2004).

The woman talking to [Mark] was horrfied and later at the Banquet the next night, I was sitting to her. She said to me, "This girl last night comes up to Mark and just asks him in Craig was gay! I mean, how rude? I couldn't believe it." Bla Bla, she went on and on about it. Then I go, "That was me." The look on her face! Classic. "Oh…was you? Oh…" LOL!

...

...

... !!!

Is there Internet shorthand for screaming silence? If not, there should be.

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-03-18 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh my GOD! That's nuts! I mean, I've probably said/done things at conventions I wish I didn't do, but not like THAT! Not being outright rude and tacky. Sheeesh.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-03-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I am so fucking scared.

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It's people like this...
[info]lexin
2004-03-18 11:27 pm UTC (link)
It's people like this who make having actors at cons a bad plan.

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[info]kijikun
2004-03-18 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Some one hold me.

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[info]wolfgangmozart
2004-03-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
and then we started talking about how in Adelaide, people are so bored we kill eachother and then it went down hill from there. But it was great. I was told by my boss I wasn’t allowed to say anything, I’d embarrass myself and as we talked about how people broke into our zoo, raped and murdered some animals, all I could hear was my boss going, “IN THE CORNER! STAND IN THE CORNER!” Sorry Mike, but I didn’t start it, I swear!

...um... WHAT? O_o

And I was down there touching his PRADA shoes seeing where his toe was, when their publicist came over and told them to put their shoes back on.

*sporfle*

This wank makes me want to get a "you are BATSHIT" icon.

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(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-03-19 01:10 am UTC
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[info]thoms
2004-03-19 02:35 am UTC (link)
*facemonitors*

Oh my fucking god.

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