Pirates of the Caribbean 2/IMDB Wank
I don't know if this is wanky or just sad. Apparently on the I(ncorrect)MDB's Pirates of the Caribbean 2 board there is a rumor floating around that there will be auditions for girls ages 12-14 to play Jack Sparrow's niece and Will and Elizabeth's children. It's posted time and time again that this is just a rumor and that the damn script isn't even done yet but the poor, sad, delusional little girls in love with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom keep on posting, and posting, and posting, and posting...

I pray I'm never in a room with that many 14 years old girls. EVA!!!!!11111LOL!!!1122