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A little update on the Red Garrett Wank
I'm sure those of you who've seen this remember our buddy ol pal!

A few days ago, he announces that he's leaving the VNV Nation Yahoo Group. Not a peep from anyone. Probably because we're too damned happy!
Before "leaving", he runs his mouth about another group he created for "goth poetry". No one is interested and no one responds.

A couple days later, he comes back and says, "Hello! I'm back! Does anyone care?" One of the members responds "Nup". That person spoke for everyone.

Yesterday, Red Garret comes back with this:

> I hate Irish people. let's all go drink green whiskey
> and eat french fries (potatoes) till we puke.
>
> Why did Jesus hate the Jews? WRONG ANSWER!!! because
> they crucified him. yah, he hated the Romans too.

*gapes*. I said, "Please tell me your kidding". Everyone else is simply stunned and someone says, "Don't feed the troll!"

And finally, Ronan(who IS Irish) himself has FINALLY had it and simply says, "Morning Red... bye Red!"

Big festival, everybody happy!

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	eag 2004-03-18 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	No links? ;_; (Reply to this)(Thread)

	psychofangirl 2004-03-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's one a mail list at Yahoo Groups, but i can show you links to previous wanks Here and Here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eag 2004-03-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-03-19 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	All hail the Invisicock! hails (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eag 2004-03-19 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	waves the invisicock...but maybe it's hard to see now? ...hmm, what happens if you drop an invisicock? Does it disappear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rinoared 2004-03-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm... don't wave that thing around, stroke it! But if you stroke the invisicock and nobody's around to see it, is it still wank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eag 2004-03-19 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Good question...but it sure sounds sexy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2004-03-18 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	And finally, Ronan(who IS Irish) himself has FINALLY had it and simply says, "Morning Red... bye Red!" Ronan, as in Ronan Harris? Does he hang out at the Yahoo! Group? Or am I just being a dumbass and it's just someone with his name in his/her handle? Either way, that totally ruled. :D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	psychofangirl 2004-03-18 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Ronan Harris. He's a moderator in the group. He's very friendly and nice, but if you push the wrong buttons, he can lay the smackdown pretty well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2004-03-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
	> I hate Irish people. let's all go drink green whiskey > and eat french fries (potatoes) till we puke. > Why did Jesus hate the Jews? WRONG ANSWER!!! because > they crucified him. yah, he hated the Romans too. Way to be randomly, humourlessly and pointlessly offensive. I give social skills a perfect 10. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-03-19 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Don't forget inaccurate! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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