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Nessa ([info]nessa_t) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-03-20 00:24:00


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Current mood:Flippant

Resident Evil Wank...
Insignificant Person #1: The first movie tres suxes!

Insignificant Person #2: No it didn't!

10 more posts later...

Insignificant Person #?: The first movie was bad!

Insignificant Person #?: No it wasn't!


Enjoy.

The highlight of the whole argument? Someone's signature that read GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, STUPID MOTHERF****RS WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE. Classic </i>



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[info]shoiryu
2004-03-19 06:38 pm UTC (link)
But... but... Resident Evil is SUPPOSED to be cheesy!

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Mffft... *sniggers* :D

Since I haven't played the game (and I don't intend to. Too freaky) I that that the movie was entertaining non-the-less *grins*.

It's the argument that tickles me. All the points that were tossed back and forth and the shifts in perspective is making me seasick.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-19 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Actually, my favourite bits were the whole explanation of the British education system, the difference between "spelt" and "spelled" and how you study quantum (not quantam) physics

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[info]marginalsanity
2004-03-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
See? You learn something every day.

Even from wank!

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:59 pm UTC (link)
and ain't that the truth.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:52 pm UTC (link)
heh... i must have dozed off at that part. *yawns*

:D

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[info]cpip
2004-03-19 07:11 pm UTC (link)
My favorite bit of wank:

the problem lies in with you. You who did not like the film

Classic. Messy. Spoogey.

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[info]eiviiaru
2004-03-19 07:48 pm UTC (link)
It just goes to show that the old arguments never really die. To paraphrase Cather -- there are only two or three fanwanks, but they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before.

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[info]musette
2004-03-20 08:57 am UTC (link)
Wank + Cather paraphrasing = V. v. happy me.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
LOL! OOo... you don't like the movie.. there must be something wrong with you..

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[info]amasaglajax
2004-03-20 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of the Lion King. Or a Gatorade commercial. "Is it in you?" With brightly colored wank streaming down one's face, and a giant ethereal penis floating in the clouds...

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[info]trintrin
2004-03-19 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I don't think those 'fans' got the memo where the first movie was to take place in the timeline, did they?

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Those "fans" know nuts.

BTW... I <3 your icon :D How appropriate.

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[info]trintrin
2004-03-20 04:57 pm UTC (link)
He.. thanks. I like my Zombie one a bit better.. but the promo pics from the new RE movie were so tempting...

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-19 08:15 pm UTC (link)
now everyone gather to the right side of the bus - what you see in front of you is your classic circular argument. when left unchecked, such arguments can continue indefinitely, without a new point ever being brought up! if you should ever find yourself or a friend mired in such an argument, your best bet is to dangle something shiny in front of your opponent's face, then toss it in the opposite direction and run for your life.

but remember, when all else fails - YOU have the power to stop circular arguments. just STFU and stop saying the same damned thing over and over again!

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[info]deoridhe
2004-03-19 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I <3 You.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
<3 you too, dahling. now let's get naked.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-03-19 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Why don't you started and I'll ...fondle my whip a little longer?

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[info]smo
2004-03-19 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Or vice versa.

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[info]musette
2004-03-20 08:58 am UTC (link)
You're so dirty. Have I mentioned lately that I love that?

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-19 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Nuh uh.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-19 11:08 pm UTC (link)
uh-HUH! >.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-19 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-20 12:50 am UTC (link)
well i do!1!!11!

(i can go as long as you can, dear ^_~)

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-20 02:02 am UTC (link)
(i can go as long as you can, dear ^_~)

No you can't.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-20 02:06 am UTC (link)
i can i can i can i can i

*briefly mesmerised by andy's underpants*

can!!!!

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-20 02:09 am UTC (link)
Can't.

Resistance is futile.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-20 03:05 am UTC (link)
ah, fine. i give.

(can)

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
And I was just about to give up too.

(can't)

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-20 03:52 am UTC (link)
good thing we've both given up, because i imagine that was getting very obnoxious to everyone else in the comm.

(cantimesinfinitynoreturns)

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[info]sagralisse
2004-03-20 04:09 am UTC (link)
I doubt it.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-03-20 03:45 am UTC (link)
Man: Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Mr Vibrating: It can be.

Man: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition.

Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-03-20 02:07 am UTC (link)
Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!!
Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit season!!
Bugs: Rabbit season.
Daffy: Duck season!!
Bugs: Rabbit season.
Daffy: Duck season!! It's duck season, so shoot me now!
Elmer: *BLAM*

See, circular arguments can be ended.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-20 03:04 am UTC (link)
and looney toons save the day once again. bless.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:57 pm UTC (link)
mfft... a sound advise. Someone ought to forward this to them. Any volunteers?

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-19 11:14 pm UTC (link)
bahaha. i'd give 'er a try, but i think [info]sagralisse accurately summed up the most likely response.

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[info]oxydosic
2004-03-19 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Hey, i liked the first movie! It made me hot for Michelle Rodriguez.

Though, i wish the commentary on the DVD had been better. Just Milla Jovovich, Michelle and the director flirting and blabbling about nothing that had anything to do with what happened onscreen.

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-19 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Michelle is cool... but if I were to be into women, i'd be hot for Milla Jovovich. She looks yummy in that red dress and boots.

Rowr.

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[info]smo
2004-03-19 11:29 pm UTC (link)
The hell with the both of them. I'm all about Gina Gershon in Bound. Bamp chicka bamp bamp.

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[info]bookshop
2004-03-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
oh, hell yes. And Jennifer Tilly never looked so hot. Yummy.

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[info]musette
2004-03-20 08:59 am UTC (link)
Jennifer Tilly is a freaking sex goddess, I love that woman.

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Icon
[info]calystarose
2004-03-20 05:32 pm UTC (link)
LOVE your icon, wherever did you get it?

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[info]musette
2004-03-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I made it from some art that was in the Village Voice. It's free to a good home. *g*

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[info]smo
2004-03-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
If only she had kept her mouth shut...

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[info]kimera
2004-03-21 07:21 am UTC (link)
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

*/Eddie Izzard*

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-21 07:22 am UTC (link)
Hell, even giant octopussies can kill you if they have a gun. Whatever it is, it's the idiot who handles the gun that kills someone else.

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[info]amasaglajax
2004-03-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
SQUIDWARTS 4EVA

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-25 11:45 am UTC (link)
Resident Evil The Movie wank.

This is the wank that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...Some fandom started wanking round, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue wanking on forever just because...

*goes back to the beginning*

Oh no wait, that's the Harry Potter fandom's theme song isn't it?

:D But hey, these guys are doing pretty well on their own. The "Rain iz a KOOL charator!" IMBD threads continue in this sort of repetitive wanking too.

Poster #1: Rain wuz de koolest charactor in the whole damn movie!!1 She kiks A$$!

Poster #2: No she doesn't! Michelle Roderigez is a shitty actress and you suck for liking her!

Poster#3: *gives example of crappy Michelle Roderigez films and goes into long spiel about why Rain was a completely flawed character*

Poster#4 (the obligatory fangirl): I dun care bout RaIn! Matt/Kaplan/Spence iz TEH HAWT!

Poster#1: Shutt upp! Diz is about Rain, the koolezt charactor eva!

Poster#300,2355: But Rain sucked! OMG u ALL suck for even liking this movie in the first place!

*sighs*

Jen

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[info]nessa_t
2004-03-25 02:51 pm UTC (link)
lol... my opinion exactly... but I got bored after the first few posts or so.

*yawns*

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