My first wank, so I hope that it's worthy.

Apparently, people only slash Chris Kirkpatrick because they have a hatred of hotness, and want to seem less shallow.

Seriously. And here I always read Chris slash because I wanted to lick him. Silly me.

Edit: The original post is locked now, but she's still harping on it, so I don't understand why she bothered. The last five entries are about it.