"You're elitist because you punished me for breaking the rules!"
When you need an explosion of wank and you need one ASAP, once again, look no further than Furry.

There's a livejournal community for Tapestries MUCK, which is basially THE Furry BDSM sex MUCK where I have several logins. It's a pretty good idea, really, and the basic golden rule is, "Yes, we've all got freaky kinks. That's why people are here. Don't make fun of them."

Heck, one person's nightmare is another person's idea of a good time. Nobody would be surprised by that.

But witness this case. In the course of explaining that a friend was toaded for breaking numero uno rule, here, we get the same bashing sentiment, which garners a lot of response.

It's sort of nightmarish if the idea of Furry sub-kinks gets you squicky, which... hey, I find the kink in question here pretty ridiculous, too. But the rules of the MUCK are clear, and so I'm not going to go out BLASTING ALL OF THEM AT ONCE by wearing something on my character to express my distaste of their sexuality.

rechan has a good point, where if you play the swap-the-name game with something less far-out, the brutal offensiveness of what's said becomes more apparent.

My favorite response, though, I think, has to be galis, who opens up with You Reap What You Sow. It's a semi-wanky, but definitely well-deserved smackdown.

It's also funny to see calli go on and on, wanking about her friend getting punished for rulebreaking, and saying things like, "But our outlook on Taps has changed dramatically. We will no longer go to public places and we sure as hell wont associate with anyone that isnt on our friend's list."

Right. "Sure, we'll stay on the MUCK! We just won't use it for anything!"

The biggest piece of irony, though, is here.

Rock on. A winner is SO you.